Brainstorming. Interesting trick.

Do students like to watch brain teasers? Will you be confused by some brain teasers? Here are some funny brain teasers I have compiled. Welcome to reading.

Brainstorming funny trick 1 1, who is the most energetic in the world?

Answer: locomotive

2. What is the most satisfying thing for you?

Answer: socks

There is a lovely panda in the zoo. Why don't people dare to bring it in?

Answer: The paint is wet.

4. Frogs and dogs compete for swimming. Why did the dog win?

Answer: Because they compete in dog paddle swimming.

5. What is the zenith of heaven?

The answer is "one"

6. Cows milk every day, and there is milk. Why?

Answer: feed the grass

7. Xiaohua's grandfather has a son, and each son has a sister. How many children does Xiaohua's grandfather have?

Answer: Yes, the daughter is the youngest.

8. A Bird bill and a Bird bill fell to the ground. Which one will you answer when you see it?

Answer: Pick up both.

9. Why didn't the general go out to fight?

Answer: playing chess.

10, what dog is wet?

Answer: Reservoir Dogs.

1 1. What is the best way to draw water with a sieve?

Answer: mention the ice bottle.

12, two mouthfuls are Lu, and three mouthfuls are products. What is a word of four and five?

A: Tian and Wu.

13, Xiaoming came home from school and said to his mother, "There is a place at home where I want to sit, but you can't sit." Do you know where this place is?

Answer: mom's knee.

14, one person, there are only 100 million people in the country. What is this thing?

Answer: Zodiac killer

15. The tortoise dreamed that he won the grand prize of 100 yuan. When he woke up, his dream came true. What should he do next?

Answer: sleep again.

16, a businessman went bankrupt and half of his friends didn't know him. Why?

Answer: Because half my friends don't know that he is bankrupt.

17. The elephant's nose is the longest in the zoo. Who is the second longest?

Answer: Elephant.

18. Who in the world will suddenly get old?

Answer: the bride. Because today is the bride, tomorrow is the wife.

19. How much is a heart?

Answer: one billion. Because you are single-minded!

20. How many English letters are there?

Answer: One. Aids died and ET flew away.

2 1. Where can you never tell jokes?

Answer: the seaside. Because telling jokes at the seaside will cause a tsunami (sea laugh).

22. How much do you need to take when you go out in typhoon weather?

Answer: 40 million. Don't go out because there is nothing to do in typhoon weather.

23. The exam is coming. What books can't I read?

Answer: Encyclopedia (all encyclopedias are lost).

24. Why is the penguin's belly white?

Answer: Because penguins' hands are too short, they can only wash their stomachs, not their backs.

25. Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes?

[Answer] Chickens lay eggs

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today?

[Answer] Have a place in heaven

27. What does a fat girl say when she is sick?

[Answer] Take care of yourself.

28. Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

29. Question: What is the pencil's surname?

A: Xiao.

Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.

30. Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream.

Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

3 1, Question: Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest?

Answer: lazy; diligent

Reason: One () does not do two () endlessly.

32. Question: How to make sparrows quiet?

Answer: Click.

Reason: Silence (silence).

33. Question: Who runs fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao

Reason: Speak of the devil.

34. Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?

Answer: Wang Leehom.

Reason: to coax.

Question: What if I come out again?

The answer is: Han Hong.

Reason: Still coax.

Brainstorm funny 2 1, a fire broke out in a building After Mr. Chen fled to the roof, there was no way to escape, so he fled to the roof next door. The distance between the two floors is only 10 cm, but Mr. Chen fell to his death. Why? Answer: Two buildings, one with 30 floors and the other with 3 floors.

There is a newborn baby, born on the same day of the same year and the same month, and two children with the same parents, but not twins. Is this possible? Answer: It may be triplets.

3. What kind of word is more suitable to describe the agility of a clumsy person? Answer: Hurry.

A fashion model's sister wears new clothes that are not disclosed even on weekdays, but she often sees people wearing the same clothes as her. Why is this? Answer: Because she saw herself in the mirror.

5. What water should be distributed as planned? Answer: salary

6. What is the strongest lock afraid of? Answer: key

7. The plane that just took off suddenly smoked and fell to the ground. Why is no one hurt? Answer: Everyone is dead.

8. The teacher said that earthworms can be regenerated after being cut into two pieces. Xiaodong did as the teacher said, but the earthworm died. Why? Answer: Xiaodong cut the earthworm vertically.

9. When can the net carry water? A: When water turns into ice.

10, a pit one meter wide and two meters deep. There is no water in the pit. Why would someone accidentally fall and drown? Answer: Because it is a cesspit.

1 1, Xiaohua said that he could make all the toys in the room disappear in 1 second. Is this possible? Answer: Close your eyes.

12, smoking is forbidden in the cinema, but when the plot is high, a man starts smoking and the whole screen is covered with smoke. However, no audience came out to protest Why? Answer: Because that man is the hero in the movie.

13, a certain order is written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper? Answer: Don't read this article.

14, Dongdong's pigeon laid an egg at Mingming's house. Who should this egg belong to? Answer: pigeon's

15. What door never closes? Answer: goal

16, Xiaoming took 100 and bought a shirt from 75 yuan, but the boss only gave him 5 yuan. Why? Answer: Xiao Ming only gave money to his boss, 80 yuan.

17, take a bite when eating an apple ... I feel terrible when I see one bug, even more terrible when I see two bugs, and what is the most terrible thing when I see several bugs? Answer: half a worm

18, which race runs faster than who? Answer: tug of war

19. What is the earliest surname of China people? A: It's a mountain. Haven't you heard of "the beginning of life, whose surname is Benshan"?

There is only one matchstick left in the matchbox. Mr. A wants a kerosene lamp to light the coal stove and boil hot water. What should I order first? Answer: Matchsticks.

2 1, a cow and a cow, guess three words? Answer: Two cows.

22. Why do modern people break their promises more and more? Answer: Because it is more convenient to make a phone call than to write a letter.

Xiao Zhao bought a lottery ticket and won the first prize, but didn't give it to him? Answer: Not the date of receiving the prize.

24. A caterpillar crosses a river without a bridge. How can it get past it? Answer: Become a butterfly and fly there.

25. There were car accidents and collisions on the road. The police arrived at once. Although the driver tried his best to help, one person died. According to the driver, the man died of lung cancer, not a car accident. Because only the driver and the deceased were in the same car, there were no witnesses at all; However, the police immediately understood that the driver was not lying. Why is this? A: Because it was a hearse, the deceased died before the accident.

26. Wife: "Oh, dear, the diamond ring you gave me fell into the black tea ..." As a result, the ring returned to his wife safely, without any trace of getting wet. Is this a miracle? Answer: I fell into a black tea can.

27. What will increase by half after handstand? Answer: the number "6"

28. Why do people go to the market? Answer: Because the market can't come.

29. In the pool of the hunting park, the crocodile bit the hat of the keeper and swam away; I saw the administrators outside the pool shouting and cursing together. However, no one is short of hats! Why? Answer: Because the manager was eaten by a crocodile.

30. Who doesn't use electricity? Answer: Burmese.

3 1, under what circumstances can one mountain accommodate two tigers? A: A man and a woman.

32. What is better to do with one eye closed? A: When shooting.

33. What else will others know about you when you brag about your advantages to others? Answer: I know I'm not stupid.

34. Rose, who just went to the first day of kindergarten, never studied mathematics, but the teacher praised her as one of the best in mathematics. Why? Answer: Because he will only be one of the best.

35. It depends on the owner to beat the dog, and what to watch when beating the tiger? Answer: that depends on whether you have seed.