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What do women call their men?

Similarly, there is very little research, and it is also hearsay, imaginary, and it is very emotional to talk about it here. As far as their limited reading and knowledge are concerned, women call themselves men in different ways. In the past, women with status called themselves men, masters, officials and others. In traditional Chinese opera, women call men husbands, husbands and "xianggong", which is elegant and romantic, full of love and lingering interest. In the new era, women call themselves men, and the more orthodox names are husband and lover. As for official documents, both men and women, men and women who form a marriage relationship between men and women, are called spouses regardless of gender. I think the person who invented the word "spouse" is really creative and can be called a linguist. Come to think of it, aren't spouses just a couple? If we want to use popular images to explain more specifically, isn't a spouse a sexual partner of a man and a woman? A little tacky, but think about it. Isn't that what spouse means? So the person who invented the word spouse, you can say that he knows a lot about language arts, that he is humorous, and that he is cowardly. As for the appellation of men by women among ordinary people, it is even more varied. As far as I can see and hear, there are many such people: old people, men, shopkeepers, husbands, (babies) his father, that mouth, alas, and so on. Times are different, society is progressing, men and women are equal, and there are not so many rules and hidden rules. Nowadays, it is a kind and natural behavior for husband and wife to call each other by their first names. I don't know when, where and who initiated it. Young and middle-aged women have developed the fashion of calling their men "husbands", which is smooth, natural, cheerful, loving, sweet, cordial and intimate, and even a little "disgusting and tired", which can be called the "most" for women to call their men throughout the ages. In all fairness, it is a nickname for a woman to call her man "husband", which is based on feelings, heartfelt, unspeakable and fashionable. Nowadays, in the scene or speech, women call their men "Mr", which adds elegance and emotion, and also reflects women's fashion, gentleness, elegance and respect for their husbands. It can also be regarded as a civilized, respectful and beautiful title. However, with all due respect, some women now call themselves Mr. Man, but they seem a little melodramatic, some stiff and unnatural, and some even make jokes. I saw in an article that a woman called her husband "sir" in the relationship between people, which was ridiculous. She said, "The child is talking to her husband". At first glance, I thought the child was talking to the teacher, which made me feel abrupt. Judging from the writing context, it was obviously in a private home. Why did the child's teacher come out? Finally, the child is talking to his father, but the mother has to write "the child is talking to her husband" in a melodramatic way. This sentence is not only awkward, but also embarrassing. It should be "the child is talking to his father", which should be simple and natural, full of deep affection and family atmosphere, but it is really "classic" to turn it into "the child is talking to her husband". I even wonder, is this woman implying that her husband is not the biological father of the child? Being "ambiguous" and "misunderstood" in this way is probably something that the heroine never thought about and didn't want to see anyway. This embarrassing effect is not only melodramatic and tongue twister, but self-defeating.