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What jokes are lovers most afraid of?

No matter how good the relationship between husband and wife is, you can't joke with men. Sometimes you can't hurt your feelings. A good word warms three winters, and a bad word hurts the cold in June. In marriage, both men and women expect recognition and praise from the other half, especially men. A man is embarrassed. As long as he looks good, even if you want the moon in the sky, he will climb the ladder to pick it for you. But if you don't know how to maintain its face, even a man with a good temper can't stand you!

1, there is no need to make fun of his mother, she is the most important person in everyone's heart. Many women say everything when they lose their temper, such as "you are just like your mother!" " This will make a man feel worse than ruining himself. Respecting the old and loving the young is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation, and it is also the etiquette knowledge that everyone must adhere to. In front of a man, you'd better not make fun of his mother. When speaking, the casual speaker is unintentional, and your unintentional words will affect your first impression in his mind.

2. Make fun of other people's husbands. Maybe you just happened to see your good friend Xiu Ai En and told her how good her husband was, so you casually said a few words to her husband. What else is there to say? See how romantic and capable her husband is. Remember, men's self-esteem is actually very fragile. It's a joke that doesn't matter to you, but not to her. It is very likely that you won't feel anything at first, but this kind of joke really hurts your feelings.

3, jokes that ruin their appearance, everyone has a love of beauty, no matter how the outside world evaluates themselves, how the other half evaluates their appearance, men are more concerned. Even if he is getting balder and fatter, this is the real him. It is a kind of disapproval to love his advantages and accept his shortcomings and not make jokes about his appearance.

4. Let's break up. Some women always break up when they quarrel, and even use this to threaten men to bow to themselves. After a long time, a man will feel that you really look down on him and really want to break up. Maybe one day, when people have contradictions again, it will promise you. At this moment, even if this sentence is not your heart, men will no longer believe you. It can be said that breaking up is the biggest taboo between husband and wife. Even if the feelings between you are really good, you can't say it easily.

Women should look here! Men want to hear women say: I can encourage you to be diligent in everything; I accept you and everything you have; We will deal with any difficulties together. In fact, everyone has his own minefield, and the so-called blatant has a bottom line. No matter how good the feelings are, only by mastering the sense of proportion can they last for a long time. I hope to be modest and prudent in my marriage and live a happy life.