Interesting things in the office

1, at noon, we stood at the window of the office, basking in the sun and chatting. We all felt that it was cold now and we didn't like to go out.

Just then, my colleague pointed and said, God, it's so cold now. I feel like I'm talking. ?

We don't believe it. He showed us that the people outside the window turned their backs on us and saw white gas coming out of their heads. After a while, he turned around with a cigarette in his mouth.

Xiao Wang wants to attend the class reunion in the afternoon, but he doesn't know how to ask the section chief for leave.

I gave advice to Xiao Wang, saying that you have an old stomachache these two days. Could be old appendicitis. You must go to the hospital for examination this afternoon. ?

Xiao Wang is a little guilty: Is this ok? I'm not wrong! ?

I comforted him and said, don't worry, the section chief had appendicitis a while ago and had an operation. He experienced the pain of this disease firsthand. ? Hearing this, Xiao Wang went to ask for leave with confidence.

Not long after, Xiao Wang came back, very depressed: as soon as the section chief heard that my appendix was always painful, he immediately called the doctor who operated on him and asked me to discuss the operation in the afternoon.

One day, several male colleagues crowded into the office to watch the women's curling final of the Winter Olympics.

Everyone kept applauding and cheering for the wonderful performances of the two teams.

At this time, a female colleague pushed the door and came in. When she saw everyone around the TV, she said disdainfully. I really don't understand you, what's so good about the vacuum cleaner advertisement! ?

A new colleague in our department, 1.9 meters high, looks like a tower.

In the afternoon, the big leader visited our office. After chatting with a tall colleague, he said to our department manager. Your department has brought in fresh blood, so you must make great achievements again. ?

The department manager smiled. Don't worry, boss. I promise to bring the red flag in the cleaning next week. We have an advantage in cleaning this lamp and the top of the cabinet. ?

A courier company called me and asked me the way to the company. Because I can't tell the right and left of the road at one time, the delivery master is very anxious and urges me to hurry up. He has reached the intersection and can't stop in the middle of the road.

I was in such a hurry that I told him at once: just turn in the direction of the hand holding chopsticks. ?

The colleague next to me said with a smile:? What if he is left-handed?

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