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Confession, confession, love talk, funny

1, I like you, at any time, I also like some people, when they like you occasionally. 2, the emotional sky is nine cloudy days, only you can give me a sunny day (love). 3, eating together is called fighting, going home together is called carpooling, and housing together is called fighting. You give me the rest of your life and live together. It's called despair. 4. Treat all sentient beings as you and instantly understand the Buddha's heart. As long as you love each other, it's never too late to meet, and living is the best time. After leaving you, I was surprised to think that I liked someone else. It turns out that she was just like you at that moment. 7. I shot you with a bunch of coquettish eyes tied with 10 thousand lies. You fell in a pool of blood, and your scarred body was covered with Cupid's bullets. 8. There are no deserts in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on! 9. Even if God predestined me to have a half-life relationship with you, I can't change my good feelings for you forever. 10, after a long time, I realized that there will always be someone in this world. Although he is doomed to have little time, it will take a lifetime to forget him. 1 1. I haven't drunk hard liquor or walked a long way, but I have been loving you for a long time. 12, I used to be a knight, and I wanted to explore the world, but because of your gentleness, I chose ordinary cloth. 13, touched flower of Pinellia ternata, unforgettable thoughts, an indelible mole in the palm of my hand. 14, I'm so lucky to meet you. I have accompanied you through so many seasons, including all your joys and sorrows, along the way. 15, I am a wild horse, but I want to be a cat in your arms. 16, I fell and broke my tooth when I got wet. I lost all my good fortune, but I still haven't met you. 17. People who say the stars are beautiful must have never seen your eyes. 18, miss you, can't sleep, miss you. 19, I must live one minute longer than you, so that when you leave, let me hold your hand, just like when we sleep on weekdays. 20. You are in charge of beauty and I am in charge of making money to support my family. Confessions are funny 2 1. You are the shore, I am the boat, you are the sun, and I turn around for you. Happiness only counts if you give me the whole world. 2. My eyes look at you affectionately. They are as blue as the sea, so pure that they can't be kneaded into a small fine sand. I love you. To me, you are bread in the morning, banana in the evening, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan. It takes a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes me a lifetime to forget you. 5. I love you very much! Although you can't feel my sincerity, in my heart, you will always be the only lover! I learned to forget myself, but I can't forget you. 6. Although there is no fate, I hope that in the days to come, I can add a beautiful memory to your memory, and I can make up for the affection in the afterlife through my efforts in this life. 7. I am the salt in your dish. Without me, everything has lost its flavor. I am your winter sun, summer popsicle and cloudy umbrella. 8. If I really tell my guilt, I'm afraid you will think I'm worthless, but if I don't tell it, I feel worthless. 9. Over the years, I have been looking for my ideal love, but no one can touch me like you at the initial moment, and it is getting deeper and deeper. 10, I am an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to. Funny confession sentence. Can You Ever Forgive Me? Honey. 1 1, singing sad songs and looking at the beloved girl. My heart is broken for you, and the song is sung for you. I just want you to be happy. I'm sorry! 12, in the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional post, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal master, accompanying me to spoil me; For life! 13, people say: Love someone without asking for anything in return. But I want you to give it back to me and let me give you all my love in my lifetime! 14, there are your favorite colors in the sky, and there are your best matching characters in reality. White clouds depend on the blue sky, and the blue sky contains white clouds, just like you and me now, how beautiful it is! 15, it is a kind of fate that you and I met, and we cherish this hard-won feeling. I hope I can accompany you on the road for the rest of my life. 16, recalling the days when we were together, I can't help but feel heartache. Didn't we agree not to separate? How can you leave me like this? 17, it is because of love that I quietly avoid it. What I avoid is the figure, but what I can't avoid is the silent feelings; Today I finally got up the courage to express my love to you. 18, the greatest luck in life is knowing you, and the greatest misfortune is not having you. Maybe you will meet the person you love deeply, but you won't meet the second person who loves you as much as I do. 19, love makes us meet, love makes us fall in love, love makes us fall in love, love makes us care, let me give you all my love in my lifetime! 20. A gentle heart is for happy people! Romantic heart! It is the eternal heart of all beings, the eternal heart of those who wait, and I am willing to send a blessing heart to my dearest person! Confession is funny 3 1. Although there is no affectionate confession and no sincere commitment, we become each other's only one in letting nature take its course. The rest of my life is long. I am willing to hold hands with you in the wind and rain and grow old together in the plain. I smell you, like wine mixed with mint. I should be awake, but I just smell it and get drunk. I love you, so I can only see you in my eyes. I love you, so my world revolves around you. One day, I got used to your frankness, and you guessed my duplicity. We smile at each other, hold hands and grow old together. 5. I like you, showing off, blatantly, beyond words. 6. Love is an obligation that only you can deeply understand; Love is a kind of happiness, only you can experience it in a hurry; Love is a kind of expectation, waiting for you in minutes. The whole meaning of my life is to tell you at this moment that I love you and I will always be behind you. 8. I am engraved on my left hand and you are written on my right hand. My heart is full of love. When our palms are opposite and our hearts are in harmony, everyone will see-I love you! 9. My heart beats for you, my feet accompany you to the ends of the earth, my hands lead you to walk happily, my eyes see your beauty and never look back, and I fall in love with you. I am very happy and willing to grow old with you like this. 10, when you are happy, my mood is sunny; When you are sad, my mood is thunderstorm. Because I love you, I want to feel all your feelings. 1 1, I really want to tell you that in my heart, you are everything to me. I don't ask you to love me so much, I just want your comfort and understanding. 12, because of you, I want to be a better person and don't want to be a burden to you, so I just try to prove that I deserve you. 13, holding your hand, day and night, waiting for tomorrow, holding your hand, walking through this life, holding your hand forever. 14, when you are happy, my mood is sunny; When you are sad, my mood is thunderstorm. Because I love you, I want to feel all your feelings. 15, you smiled slightly and said nothing to me, but I feel that I have been waiting for this for a long time. 16, the craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life. 17, when you really care about a person, even trivial details will become important. Because of love, I care; Love because it is important. 18, I finally found that there is rich love in this world, and I can't live up to it. So I want to say to you, I love you, please listen to ... 19, knowing you is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I want to be with you forever. 20. Don't tell me that I can fall in love with others in the future. I never think that feelings can be transferred at will, just as chemical reactions only happen to you. I like you, I am serious and timid, from beginning to end.