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# # Grandpa's Northeast English unexpectedly became popular.
Grandpa, Northeast English is surprisingly popular and has become a top shop. Come and have a look with me.
Uncle Northeast went to town for re-employment: not only washed dishes but also went shopping. Starting from poor English, he shook voice coil powder by 6 million yuan.
# Grandpa, Northeast Flavor English unexpectedly became popular and became the top stream in the detective shop #
What kind of adventure will a rural old man experience when he goes to the city? Uncle Zhou is 57 years old this year. His face is dark, his short hair is shaved very thin, and he is already gray. He likes to wear gray-green military uniforms and camouflage pants every day. As strong as a soldier When doing pull-ups, biceps brachii tightens short sleeves. But he has never been a soldier, and he is an out-and-out farmer in Fushun, Liaoning.
When he was young, he believed that "knowledge changes fate" and seldom bought clothes and toys for his daughter Zhou Zhou. But willing to spend 140 yuan to buy a genuine dictionary bigger than his head. At that time, other students bought a Xinhua dictionary for only 5 yuan. Lack of money at home, he wants to borrow tuition to send his daughter to middle school. He hopes that his daughter can get out of the countryside as much as possible. But three years ago, he heard that his daughter had opened a shop in Shenyang.
Uncle Zhou
"nonsense," he thought. "My girl finally got in and stopped farming. It is good to have a unit to work. " How do you open a restaurant? "He decided to go and see for himself. A bus ticket of 1 1 yuan, it took him four hours to get to Shenyang from his hometown in Fushun. He walked out of the farthest door in his life, and accidentally, he became the grandfather of more than 6 million fans of Tik Tok.
When cooking and washing dishes, a northeast-style "Welcome" was on fire.
20 19 at 5pm on June 29th, Grandpa Zhou arrived in Shenhe District, Shenyang, and found his daughter really became the boss. The restaurant business is very good, and the kitchen and waiters are too busy for five people. "The store needs people. I can't leave. I must stay and help her. " Everything in the city makes him feel strange and fresh, and people's ways of speaking and doing things are very different from those in the countryside.
The chef of the restaurant is Indian, and many guests are international students from nearby universities. Guests should scan this code and that code with their mobile phones when they enter the store. The dining table has a table number, even the dishes on it have a number ... He doesn't know a lot of things and doesn't know how to talk to people. He feels very nervous when he stays in the store, so he retreats to the kitchen to wash the dishes.
Uncle Zhou is washing dishes in the back kitchen.
Zhou Zhou recalled that Dad stopped swearing when he didn't like it and became quiet, restrained and diligent. Don't say things you shouldn't say. I made a mistake once, and I won't make it again. One day, she found him reciting the seat number in a low voice over and over again. Dad made rapid progress, worked neatly and responsibly, and learned a few words of English from the chef. Gradually, when the front office is too busy, I dare to help serve and greet the guests.
Uncle Zhou also saw a different daughter. She is not the little girl she used to be. As a boss, the business in the store is good, and two or three restaurants have been opened in succession. He is also proud to see his daughter alone, busy and happy all day. But soon after, the epidemic broke out. It turns out that the foreign regulars in the store have returned to China, and the locals have gone out less. After several rounds of prevention and control, the passenger flow in the store has been reduced by more than half. The store is getting colder and colder every day, and he feels uncomfortable.
Indian restaurant in Zhou Zhou
In order to attract guests, Zhou Zhou asked a cousin who just graduated from college for help, took a short video of vibrato and brought the address to promote the restaurant. At first it was just an ordinary restaurant video. They took pictures of the scene in the store and the chef cooking, and introduced the dishes in the store as usual. Those videos were sent out, tepid and with little effect.
One day, my cousin aimed the camera at Uncle Zhou. He doesn't understand what the big nephew is doing with his mobile phone. He likes to ignore it. He washes dishes, sets tables and chairs and greets guests as usual. Within two days, Tik Tok wrote "I was taught a lesson by my uncle who washed dishes in the kitchen" and won more than 10,000 praises. Young fans like Zhou Shu's unpretentious appearance, positive and diligent attitude towards life, and prefer his "welcome" when welcoming guests.
Uncle started the road of tasting, and a taste of northeast is cross talk. Eating Indian sweet dumplings, he said, "Oh, I feel worse than taking rat poison!" Before, I was healthy. After eating this bite, my blood sugar is eight plus signs. " As soon as he swallowed one, he quickly rinsed the taste with a cup of tea and immediately applied not to eat it. "I might as well shoot me if I eat again."
Uncle Zhou completely ignores the camera. Every time he eats foreign food that doesn't suit his appetite, he wrinkles his face and puts on a "pain mask". "It's not delicious!" Eating and broadcasting unexpectedly produced a special comedy effect. Tik Tok's fans like his frankness and humor, and watch his undisguised reactions and comments when trying new things.
Uncle Zhou is angry. Now, he has more than 6 million fans in Tik Tok. People all say, "Grandpa is online red now." He felt at a loss. However, more and more fans who have seen his videos come to the store. He really sees it in his eyes and can help the girl earn more money. He feels very valuable and very gratified. Walking in the street, someone will take pictures of him and pull him for a group photo. At first, he was confused and soon got used to it.
Drive tractors, pull iron ore, grow corn and soybeans.
After smashing the escape shop in Shenyang, Uncle Zhou also played Frisbee and extreme sports. In fact, in his hometown village, Uncle Zhou doesn't like to talk to people, and he can't talk to most people. He thinks it's no use talking. He didn't want to be controlled, refused to work in the production team, only planted his own land and fought alone.
1984, he borrowed more than 5000 yuan and bought the first tractor in the village. He thought, this thing is good, and it can also make money by pulling goods. He began to do odd jobs to deliver goods to people, sometimes pulling bricks and cement to build houses, and sometimes villagers asked him to send things to counties and cities. He can earn 20 yuan by running 30 kilometers in Fushun. I don't have a daily job, but running five or six times a month is better than farming.
Uncle Zhou escaped from the secret room and became his enemy.
When my daughter grows up, it's time to go to school, and the family expenses are even greater. Grandpa Zhou's grandfather, grandmother, parents, wife and children, a family of four generations and seven people, pointed out that he was a laborer. Working day after day, facing the loess and facing the sky all my life, everyone in the village is like this. He doesn't believe in this fate. But he is in his thirties, and he hasn't broken out yet, and he hasn't made any achievements. He is determined to go out and earn money, build a big house for his family, let his daughter study hard and be admitted to the city in the future.
There is an ore factory more than 30 miles from the village. He changed the tractor into a "four unlike" agricultural vehicle for pulling iron ore. This job is to "live in the underworld and eat among the dead." Everyone who pulls mines knows that there are two places of death in the mine every year. When mining ore, it is necessary to open the landslide with explosives. He went from the outside to the inside to pull the ore, and the rock loosened. If he says he's broken, he's broken. Stones on the mountain wall may fall from time to time, and people are killed from time to time.
In the first few days of mining, he was so scared that he couldn't sleep well at night. Every time I go to mine, I gamble my life and never think of coming back alive-he has worked in this mood for more than ten years. Uncle Zhou still feels that life is very hard and he has made a lot of money. Not only did he build eight rooms for his family, but his yard was also the neatest and most beautiful in the village.
Zhou Zhou
When Zhou Zhou was in junior high school, he went out with his father one day. The car descended from the mountain, and the ramp was close to 90 degrees. It's a hand-dug road with cliffs on both sides. Once there is any deviation in the road or the brakes fail, people and cars will fall down the mountain. Dad drives steadily and calmly. Sitting in the car, she suddenly realized that for so many years, her father had traded his life for money and her education. Later, I stopped pulling ore and started planting corn and soybeans.
Later, she went to college and left home. Like her father, she is stubborn and strong. Since she went to college, she hasn't taken any money from home, and she works part-time while studying. After graduation, she used the 40,000 yuan she saved to open an Indian restaurant in Shenyang. She had a hard time in the early days of her business. She can't afford to hire too many people. Waiters and chefs do the dishes themselves. Dad thought she worked in the office of a big company.
Surprisingly, after a showdown with my father, my father made his debut in Tik Tok. "My dad is so popular with young people because of himself. He is such a likable person. " Zhou Zhou and his cousin began to explore interesting places in Uncle Zhou's life. At the beginning of this year, my mother died of acute cerebral hemorrhage, and my father returned to his hometown unaccompanied. Zhou Zhou's selfishness is: "There are so many interesting things that I want my father to try."
Continue to brush bowls and explore shops, and experience the 100 events of young people.
Uncle Zhou did not expect that at the age of nearly 60, his life would become rich and wonderful. One or two days a week, the eldest nephew will take him to some strange places to explore shops, shoot videos, and some will play and earn money. Japanese restaurant, western restaurant, script killing, escape from the secret room, Shenyang cat cafe ... where young people are popular, grandpa will go.
Uncle Zhou is eating Japanese food for the first time.
In a western restaurant with a family income of 1000 yuan, he poked at the steak with a fork, wondering if this bloody beef could be eaten. "You bite this cow, and if it doesn't lick my mouth, you poke it everywhere?" At the Japanese food store, he was surprised by the wooden fish flowers fluttering at high temperature on the top of the octopus ball. "Is this alive?" The cold sashimi made it difficult for him to swallow, but in order not to waste it, he stuffed the last salmon into his mouth. He is puzzled by those foreign cuisines. He also likes to eat jiaozi and stir-fry tofu and soup. Typical rural areas in Northeast China are commonplace.
Uncle Zhou walked the electronic dog for the first time, ate hot pot for the first time and went camping for the first time.
He also became a character in Shenyang's "Escape from the Ceiling", wearing a military green half-sleeve shirt bought from a labor insurance store and walking into a secret escape shop with his hands behind his back, calling it the "most dreamy" one. Zhou Zhou asked him, "Why aren't you afraid?" He said that he had been working in a mine that could really kill people for more than ten years. How can he be afraid that these are all fake "ghosts"? His pleasure lies in scaring NPC (non-player character). Chasing NPC, "You scare my fans, I scare you, I avenge them."
The epidemic has been going on for three years, and it is difficult for leisure and entertainment entities such as restaurants and secret rooms to escape. The uncle in the vibrato video, whether it is the bad taste of diss or the escape from the secret room, can always bring a lot of passengers.
He still remembers a cat cafe he went to, which was the most interesting time to go to the store. At first, he didn't understand what "rolling cat" meant. "Is it like eating mutton kebabs and dipping in Chili noodles for a while?" Then he saw a room full of furry cats. He grabbed the leg and touched its back, and the soft kitten broke free from his arms.
Uncle Zhou raises pigs in his hometown.
He remembered the old sow raised in his hometown. His litter of piglets was a little emotional, knocking on the rice basin like feeding pigs and shouting at the cats. He thinks these kittens are really happy. This room full of cat nests, crawlers and toys lives like an emperor. Compared with the pigs in his hometown, it is really a paradise and a hell.
Having tried so many new things, he felt very interesting, but he couldn't help feeling that young people played harder every day than during the Spring Festival, and he really couldn't accept the wasted energy. He went to his daughter's house. "Many foods are left unopened and thrown away as soon as they expire." I really can't stand it. Therefore, he doesn't want to live with his daughter. I live in a room with a small TV next to the restaurant.
Life seems to have changed, and it seems that it has not changed. He used to have endless jobs in the countryside. Life in the city seems too idle, and making videos has become a way to open a new world. When he isn't filming Tik Tok or washing dishes and watching shops, he will stay indoors alone, watch TV to learn about the Russian-Ukrainian war and the international situation, or brush the ipad. In fact, he still can't use the ipad flexibly. He can only kill time by opening Tik Tok and watching videos.
Uncle Zhou with lazy glasses
As in the countryside, he is as withdrawn as ever and doesn't like to go out. Exercise every day, but I don't want to go to the nearby park to exercise with other old people. He feels that he is from the countryside and can't get along with the old people in the city. He is still used to lifting dumbbells in the house alone. His favorite places to go are Daji and the market. He collects waste paper shells in the shop every day and sells old shoes to mend them, which makes him make several friends who collect waste to mend shoes.
Uncle Zhou seldom goes back to his hometown now. Old people of the same age in the village, without exception, live a life of farming and taking care of their grandchildren. Only he, at this age, is different from others. In his hometown, Uncle Zhou always cared about his daughter, and he was always worried about what a little girl could do when she came to a strange place. Who would have thought that it was the girl who took him to the big city to see the world and live a new life?
Editor Yan Ma
Hide! Uncle Yantai set up a stall as an online celebrity, taught himself English for 40 years and spoke it fluently.
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Uncle Yantai, who is nearly seventy years old,
Jiang Yongqi,
Seemingly ordinary,
But it is hidden!
In Yantai Mountain,
We can look at this uncle Jiang.
As long as it's not bad weather,
Uncle Jiang always sets up a stall on time.
Family members are generally not worried about his sedentary behavior.
Because usually,
Uncle Jiang can't sit still.
As soon as the telephone rings,
Uncle Jiang came to work again. ...
Yantai is very beautiful, and there are endless tourists.
When in a tour group
When one or two foreign faces appear,
Uncle Jiang's flash moment has come.
"On this mountain, the apples, pears, cherries and grapes in Yantai are very good ..."
He introduced Yantai to foreign tourists in English.
Jiang Yongqi,
Carpenter background,
Primary school culture,
Fluent English stems from his self-study for more than forty years.
When I was young, because my English was very good,
He strayed into the tour guide circle,
Become the first batch of foreign tour guides in Shandong.
Now that he has retired,
When the younger generation in the circle encounters difficulties,
Will ask him for help.
And Jiang Yongqi's explanation
It will always bring great gains to foreign tourists.
For example, there was once a Russian boy who liked Chinese very much.
While visiting the beautiful scenery of Yantai,
I also exchanged experiences in learning foreign languages with Jiang Yongqi.
This also reminds Jiang Yongqi of his youth. ...
1978,
Reform and opening up ushered in the tide of learning foreign languages.
20-year-old Jiang Yongqi turned on the radio.
I learned the first word in my life from my teacher:
But Jiang Yongqi said:
Never give up,
Stick to it.
When Jiang Yongqi operated the chainsaw,
Be sure to recite ten words while working hard.
What happens if you can't recite it?
"I will feel sorry for my work on this day."
Learning is always a painful and happy thing.
Those who studied foreign languages together at that time,
Some people give up in less than a week,
Some people stop studying after three or two months.
And Jiang Yongqi never stopped.
When I was young,
He likes to compete with life,
now
He is racing against time.
In a small corner of Jiang Yongqi's house,
There is a small blackboard hanging.
This is his gadget that competes with time.
"I have a bad memory now,
I'm old,
Remember a saying at our age,
It is no exaggeration to say that,
It takes you young people ten times and twenty times as long.
Your feelings may be a little exaggerated,
It's no exaggeration. "
Jiang Yongqi was once entangled.
Three years ago.
And master more than 6 thousand words,
But now
I'm afraid there are less than four thousand left.
He lamented the passage of time,
From how to race against time
Thinking about the value and meaning of life.
One day,
Jiang Yongqi suddenly figured it out.
Because he found a new meaning.
Two years ago, Jiang Yongqi began to try to show it to foreign friends on the new media platform.
Introduce China culture and beautiful Yantai.
The new attempt made him feel happy and proud of Yantai.
When foreign guests come to Yantai,
Thumb up.
There seems to be nothing more spectacular than our Yantai Binhai Road abroad.
It's so beautiful, so beautiful.
Because of the beauty and hospitality of Yantai.
Make a contribution,
It is also very happy. "
As a Yantai person,
Jiang Yongqi loves this city deeply.
If we use English ABC to describe Yantai,
Jiang Yongqi will come with his mouth open.
Never too old,
It's never too old to learn,
Apply what you have learned.
People can't win time after all,
But man can conquer himself.
Can create value for society,
Jiang Yongqi believes that,
This is the greatest meaning of life.
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