Bald shampoo joke

When I was a child, my father took me to the street for a haircut. I have never noticed baldness. My favorite hairstyle is a crew cut. One summer, I had a boil on my head and my father forced the barber to shave my head. I cried all the way home from the street, and my father bought me a lollipop, but I didn't stop sobbing. At that time, all my friends liked to play war games, and everyone liked to be a PLA man, wearing a grass ring on his head, which was particularly powerful. Anyone who cuts his bald head is the big bad guy Jiang Guangtou (Chiang Kai-shek), who will be arrested and "paraded in public". From the time I cut my bald head with scabies on my head, I had a crew cut, a haircut, a mop and long hair. Later, I left a crew cut, which was suitable for all ages and looked solemn.

My father had a crew cut when he was young. Later, when I was old, I began to cut my hair for the convenience of washing my hair. In order to reduce the trouble for my father to go to the barber shop for a haircut, I bought an electric push and shaved my father's head at home. After my father died, the electric push was idle at home.

After the arrival of the COVID-19 epidemic, people usually stay indoors. The barber shop on the street is also closed. My hair is getting longer and longer, and my whole hair is not comfortable at all. Remembering the electric push to cut my father's hair at home, I decided to cut my head myself. I didn't go out anyway, so it doesn't matter whether it's good or bad. I found the hair clipper, plugged it in, turned on the switch, and the hair clipper made a purring sound, which was very pure and harmonious. I'm glad to see that the electric push is still working. I plugged the plug of the electric push into the socket of the bathroom mirror, turned on the electric push switch, lowered my head and pushed my bald head with electricity.

After a while, I finally forced myself to be bald. I feel refreshed after taking a shower, and I don't have the feeling of sinking my head without a haircut for many days. I finally understand why so many people like to cut their hair when they are old.

A few months later, the epidemic in COVID-19 is still very dangerous. Going to the barber shop for a haircut is very risky. Face-to-face contact with hairdressers is close at hand, and it is inevitable that COVID-19 patients will not be cross-infected. To be on the safe side, I have always insisted on pushing my head at home between epidemics, and I have pushed it four or five times in my memory. Perhaps, like my father, I will always push my bald head to the old age, because every time I push my bald head, I feel relaxed and refreshed.