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Walking in the Jianghu is a jingle.
(A) mixer jingling
Prologue: when the booth is empty, say: come, look, look, you will need it at home.
Someone came and said: The new product has just arrived and has been published in China Science and Technology Newspaper. It doesn't matter whether you buy it or not, the key is to understand the new product.
Product introduction: Focus on grasping and introducing the advantages, characteristics and uses of the product, and publicize its good quality and low price, so as to successfully promote the product (the same below). Commodities handled:
Soak in common foods such as soybeans, lean meat, peanuts, peppers, fruits, ginger and garlic, and use whatever you like.
Say: The new product just born shows its magical power in the kitchen. Men, women and children can do it without oil or electricity. Simple and convenient, no need to study or practice. How convenient it is to squeeze juice, grind some meat, ginger and garlic, and grind soybean milk. Shake it gently and turn it slowly, and the speed is fast and slow. Good grinding, fast grinding, dare to compare with hundreds of soymilk machines.
Although our machine is small, it has many functions. You can grind ginger, garlic, soybean milk and peanut milk, just like the United States bombed Afghanistan and bombed the ground, but did not find bin Laden. Bin Laden is so bold that the Pentagon dares to blow it up. Big brother and big sister are afraid of a few dollars. Study hard, exercise more, and open a small restaurant after school. I heard that opening a small restaurant can earn tens of thousands a year.
When there are many people, I will say: I didn't see it late, I will introduce it to you slowly, and I will show you from beginning to end. Face to face, cash in, and experiment with live ammunition. Look ahead, look ahead, see if there is one at home, and if there is none at home, do it when it is time to do it; Opportunities don't come every day. You should eat when you should. All happy families must have it.
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