Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Wine in the heart is like water in the camel's heart.

Wine in the heart is like water in the camel's heart.

I keep wine in my heart, just like a camel keeps water.

Camels don't laugh at people in the desert.

-Beifeng folk songs

"Have a drink?"

This should be the most appropriate greeting at this stage.

I'm not saying how much I can drink, because of habit.

He is forgetful and heartless.

I can't remember the feeling of drinking for the first time, or even who is sitting opposite.

I only remember that drinking is more like an agreement, a gambling agreement.

But I haven't forgotten the taste bud impact.

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For a long time, I always thought that drinking was a word, forbearance.

From the randomness of speech to behavior, from the sense of taste to the false patience of "stomach feeling"

I care about the wine in the glass, the people on the table, the manners, and more about the noise.

As for why we should endure it, it is nothing more than a one-sided story.

There was even an unwritten wine table rule at the dinner party when I graduated from senior three: if the wine bureau leaves the table, I will be fined three cups.

Beer can only be put into the box, and the stomach really can't hold these three extra cups.

As a result, I have always had the habit of not going to the toilet on the wine table.

That summer, after eating big fish and meat for a month, I lost four or five pounds.

In that era of cliques and blood boiling, all kinds of frictions are inevitable, and even now it is impossible to distinguish right from wrong.

The graduation circle is so small, you can always meet people who used to be at odds at the dinner table.

Just like that moment, when I pass by, I may take a look, or I may be in a hidden place such as the toilet and playground, verbally "adding fists and feet."

A glass of wine is not a handshake, but it is no longer an intersection. Not a glass of wine, but a kind of "forbearance".

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In college, I thought there was no wine to talk about.

Now it is popular to pay attention to such things as "contempt chain". Just like games, people who play dota look down on people who play LOL, and the king who plays LOL is a "movie game".

So is drinking. The spit beer that drinks liquor is a drink, and the beer drinker makes fun of the sitcom that drinks.

During that time, liquor always ranked first.

At dinner, if I agree to drink beer, I will be in a state of "recognition".

"If you are late, you will be fined three cups!"

"Dude! I respect you! "

"Well, I'll blow it first!"

......

Especially in that state, I like to observe their expressions and movements.

I don't want to see jokes, but I think someone said something similar to me before dinner.

Before drinking, I had nowhere to put my mood. When drinking, I was extremely excited. After vomiting, this damn mood was filled back.

Want to learn the movie plot by alcohol paralysis? I probably integrated myself from the first bite.

Vomiting is vomiting, but only he knows whether he is drunk or full.

I always want to "arrange" some difficult people when I can.

"I can't drink much beer."

"Don't be in such a hurry, one cup at a time, and I won't play."

"So, two or two liquors are worth a can of beer?"

A set of seemingly ignorant rhetoric is also a walk at the dinner party.

If drinking after graduating from high school is "forbearing", it is "vulgar" in this magical small society of university.

Either you are drunk by others or you are afraid of others. This is probably the kind of bar.

I don't care about the number of times before and after, but I know that just a few words are full of silence and competition.

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Under the rendering of some special atmosphere now, drinking will always be advertised as "utility" intentionally or unintentionally.

In the past, drinking was about watching people, how much they could drink, and quietly grasping the offensive;

Nowadays, drinking depends on people. Can we talk a little deeper and have a drink?

It is an "empty cup mentality" in disguise.

The psychological explanation is that the premise of doing things is to have a good attitude first.

The deep meaning that most of us accept is that we can't be complacent and ignore this premise.

It is easy to breed hostility on the wine table.

On the eve of Chinese New Year, I ate at my buddy's house.

Perhaps it is such a dynamic, a message that will make people dream and become evil.

"It's hard. I don't know what's wrong? "

"What can happen?"

"Let's ask face to face after dinner."

"Forget it."

My buddy's father can drink and talk.

I talked a lot with our brothers, but I don't think I've talked to my elders like this since I was a child.

Not life, not ideal, just daily necessities, people and me.

After eating and chatting, it is better to stand up straight.

You can say right or wrong before drinking, right or wrong after getting drunk, and you can spit out the triviality of life after getting drunk.

Whether it's brave words or bitter words!

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The past is not the only good thing, nor is it blindly denying the past.

Maybe it's just a Budweiser with a refill. This is my happiest wine.

Give emotional freedom, rest assured, and feel recognized.

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"Have a drink?"

"Pull for a while?"

Wen/zui fish

Figure/drunk fish