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1, in fact, the mcpe of Amazon Mall supports Android 2 and 3, and the latest versions of 0 and 14 are no exception.
2. From mcpe0,12,0, minecraftpe is much better than the previous optimization, and a little load block replaces a big load at once, thus reducing the burden of low allocation.
3. In minecraftpe's main interface, you can find many interesting places in the small yellow characters: (gtasa's lines, Star Wars stalks, Coca-Cola's lines, so you can recommend playing some other games)
4.tara rhea once said in the upper left corner of the game: Try minecraft! In this regard, mc also responded: Try Tararia!
Animals have their own unique sounds when they walk.
6. Compared with pc, the item column of mcpe is square, which has sound effects for placing items and typing them out (but pc 1 and 9 already have them).
7.minecraft actually cooperates with the United Nations. The United Nations will let players plan buildings for poor areas, and if it is reasonable, they will actually build them.
8.minecraft is a compulsory course for junior high school students in Sweden.
9.notch played many games. He once released a small video of a shooting game he made, but finally gave up (0x 10c, the first person shooting of galaxies, not cobalt).
10, mojang sued mojang because its name offended bethesda's ancient scrolls (coincidentally, the company also planned to launch a card version of the ancient scrolls). notch planned to compete with the other side for the hammer of Raytheon, and if it lost, it would stop developing the scrolls, but the other side refused.
Shortly after 1 1 and mc were launched, players built a big XX.
12, the Danish government once restored their whole country in mc, completed it with algorithms and put it on the internet for exhibition. A week later, it was invaded by a group of American hackers, all the buildings were blown to pieces, and the American flag was built on the ruins. . . After that, some big cities such as Copenhagen were restored, but the online country was still in ruins. . .
The early game audio of 13 and mcpe was very strange (like mcpc, it was not reformed until 0, 12, but at this time mcpc entered the era of sound effect innovation of 1 9).
14, the rabbit's protective color can hide itself well. . . (For example, rabbits born in the desert are hard to find)
The polar modules of 15 and pc 1 and 9 have already appeared on the motherboard.
16, the scroll was actually very prosperous before, but it seems to be closed now because notch is too generous (randomly drawing cards and using krypton vigorously) and the legend of Blizzard Hearthstone landed on the mobile platform and was poorly managed.
17, mojang once thought that the lower bound could never log on to the pe platform due to functional limitations, so they wanted to establish a structure similar to the lower bound in the main world. . . As we all know, the mobile phone hardware day ♂ new moon is different.
18, lightning will turn pigs into zombie owners, but they will not bring their own Jin Jian (I heard that pe is not like this), and they will also turn villagers into witches (it seems that being struck by lightning will make them smart).
19, notch means that he is very empty and lonely now (share your emptiness with me).
20.minecraft once planned to join the panda, but gave up for some reason (do you still want to enter the mainland after adding this? )
2 1, in fact, I originally wanted to add entity fish (just like sc), but I don't know why the entity fish was deleted and replaced by fishing (but there is a lingering chrysanthemum, which is squid).
22. From mcpe0,12,0, the sound effects have changed greatly. Please listen carefully to the details Pc 1 and 9 also updated some sound effects (opening the box and opening the door, receiving the sound effects).
23. At that time, after Microsoft acquired mojang, many people said that they would destroy mc, but the result was high income.
24. Microsoft's high yield makes mojang slackers feel ashamed. Now they begin to make maps from time to time to entertain themselves like idle people.
25. My World is the official Chinese translation.
26. The excavation distance of PE version is farther than that of pc, so its survival is not satisfactory. . .
27. In fact, pe supports handheld HD and bow and arrow particle effects before 0 and 7.
28. The camera can be used, but it has been deleted now. It was originally intended as a screenshot tool (I used it, and most of the cut pictures were black smoke, so I couldn't stand it. . . )
29. In the limited world of pe, boundaries are not real boundaries. You can step on it. Those are invisible bedrock.
30. Blue flowers were originally intended to replace synthetic dyes in pe, but they were finally deleted.
3 1, in the old version, the health value was above the item column, and finally it was moved to the upper left corner because of the resolution problem.
32.minecraftpe has undergone three major changes in the main interface.
33. (About MCPE) In fact, IOS has displayed the mojang icon when starting the game, but Android has not.
34, domain services 0, 7 can be played, and the main interface can be found (suffering from not being able to speak at that time)
35.mojang once said that a certain version in the future will support MCs of all platforms to play together (my grandson will burn me a series of games then).
36. The raspberry version is a version that players can develop at will (free, but only if you can understand the fate code of notch).
37. Why are there up to four people together in a pe promo? What about the five people on the line? But if so, who will shoot it? . .
38. At one time, the internal ceo of Microsoft thought that mc was a worthless waste (mc could not be sent in complete English, otherwise it would be deleted).
39.mcpe is actually written in c++, not java.
40.notch's code was so messy and jumbled that few people could understand it, so a hapless guy named dinnerbone came to help compile it.
4 1 Actually, the old version of cocoa beans is made in China.
42. It is extremely scientific to throw leather nails into the dye vat for dyeing (it seems to be limited to pe).
43. The fishing buoy in the old mcpc was a paper map, but at that time pe was a 3d buoy (although pc was added later).
44. The paintings in MC are all pixel versions of famous paintings except the coolie's magic and the Virgin Pig (the green one is a bonsai, not an injured coolie).
45. The creative mode in MCPE will not die, but the pc has a way: dig the bedrock and enter the inner world (or in the case of cheating/killing).
46. The food supplement system of wheat is puzzling (I can't accept the gap between raw and cooked food to supplement my satiety)
47. Steve is not an ancient human being, because his map is the high-tech of the future (3s instant map expansion, real-time update).
48. Cows can get milk crazily (poor cow)
49, milk will alleviate all conditions, attention is all! Chemically speaking, milk can really treat heavy metal poisoning.
50. The future version of mcpe may not allow the synthesis of enchanted golden apples (it will only be generated in the wild box), so it is best to get more now (pc 1, 9 has been banned).
5 1, female dirty (crossed out) witch If you have been single for 20 years, you can give her an injection before she throws the potion. If it's faster, you can take the potion from her.
52. The creatures in MC have no gender, so from this perspective, it seems that the game is very curious (but in the end, Shadow Dragon officially admitted that it is female).
53, Turkey banned mc, because players want to kill creatures in order to survive, and it is against women's rights to hit witches.
54. After 54.notch developed, there was originally a wife named ez, but she divorced a year later. . .
55.notch spent a lot of money after getting the money, entered the gambling field at will, bid for the most expensive villa at that time, and then successfully won it. . .
56.notch doesn't hate piracy very much. He once said: if you don't have the money to buy genuine copies, then play piracy! As long as you have a sense of shame, it's not too late to buy it when you have money.
56. mcpe should not complain about many bugs, because 80% (? ) Bugs are free (see small yellow letters for details)
57. A seed successfully attracted Mo Jiang's attention. The seed was born in Labyrinth Mine with seed code (actually three times, born in Lubao Labyrinth Mine).
58. Also, in the official new function trailers of 0, 12-0 and 13, only the scenes of training cats and drinking potions are in survival mode, and all other scenes are in creation mode. The evidence is as follows: four people attacked the monster, but the monster didn't respond.
59.mc All producers of background music or record music are c4 18.
60. In fact, the border of the mobile phone version is caused by functional limitations. . .
6 1, notch's birthday is actually 6, 1.
62.mc once launched the' internal purchase project', which is a box that exists in the mc world and cannot be destroyed and taken away. It glows (this is a little joke of notch).
63. The screenshot shown to you at the beginning of MC story mode is not the game itself, but the planned building inside the game.
64. The maximum size of the Hell Gate can reach 23×23, and the Hell Gate can allow entities to enter and exit.
65. Dinner Bones accused notch of being too lazy. The skeleton's code was moved from zombies, so the skeleton kept raising its hand (zombie pig pig man, withered skeleton, too), so it changed its old posture in the new versions of 1 and 9 (it should also be transplanted to pe).
66. A fact that almost many people know: coolies are afraid that pig models will fail.
67. The coolies are afraid of explosion, not by themselves, but by summoning the explosion and clearing themselves at the same time.
68, flint can be used to detonate coolie fear, but the fire can't be burned directly.
69. mc originally set an upper limit. To trigger it, you have to go to sleep, and then there will be a series of prompts: you were selected as a lucky audience (crossed out) by The Voice of China, and then you reached the upper bound, but for some reason you were removed and became the lower bound.
70. It was originally planned to replace villagers with pig people and emeralds with rubies. As a result, dinnerbone was red, green and blind, so it was cancelled (the ruby map can still be seen).
7 1, mcpe limited world can also enter hell, just need the hell box (through the modifier).
72. Why doesn't Minecon open in China? Not only is English not popular, another reason is that genuine users in China rarely let them think that China players should have no money to raise money to buy tickets. . . .
73. When jumping and chopping, waving a sword at the enemy will have a great chance of criting, while sprinting is repelling.
74. The number of calcination terms of a piece of coal and a piece of charcoal is 8, while that of magma is 100.
75.mcpe is famous for bugs. Some bugs are very interesting and practical, such as the box merging bug, the enchanted console lighting bug, the anvil changed its name to infinitely brush the workbench items, and some bugs even added a little authenticity-standing on the box can't open the box.
76. You can hit the fireball of the soul back. Her fireball will also destroy the square (the original stone cannot be blown off) and ignite the square. If the gate of hell is blown up by her ball, you can still open it again with her ball.
77. The voice of evil spirits comes from c4 18 cat sound.
78. Wolves can catch sheep and beat skulls on the grassland, so coolies are afraid of meeting cats, and skulls run when they meet dogs.
79. Originally, there were creatures like Steve, Black Steve and Beast Boy in the game, but they were deleted because Doc left (but Steve's name and skin were preserved, so you can see that the original name of mcpe was Steve? ), biological Steve can be seen in a very old version (at that time, it was only an ultra-early beta version, and the whole world was dancing Steve). The bigger reason is that these models made by this artist are too mc.
80. Your first night in mc will be much easier.
8 1. In the original mc, it was planned to use' crying obsidian' instead of a bed to record the rebirth point (that is, this famine).
82. The duration of a day in MC is 20 minutes, including 10 minutes in the daytime, 7 minutes in the evening, and one and a half minutes at dawn and dusk (that is, the process of the sky brightening or darkening).
83. Mojiang studied magic samples instead of magic sauce (nor mahjong).
84. Glass needs a high temperature of 1500℃ to burn out.
85. Squatting down can dilute the color of your business card and be used for hide and seek.
86. If a square is 1m, Steve is 1 6m high, and his jumping ability is extraordinary.
87. If it rains, the water in the medicine jar will fill up slowly.
88.java is pronounced jiawer (Pinyin).
Don't complain that the tools made of gold are spicy and durable, because in the real world, it is indeed a soft metal, but its chemical properties are very inactive, and a little change can be preserved for thousands of years.
90. But the last one doesn't work in the mc world, because universal boxes and backpacks can make all things (and hands) unchanged forever.
9 1, pc's eggs are not just holiday eggs, let the creatures stand upside down, please change the famous brand of life to Grumm or Dinnerbone to make the sheep colorful: jeb_
92. Mojiang is not a big company, with uniform rooms, super complete supporting facilities and super strict management. . . In fact, it is a group of big men living in a comfortable and warm big house.
93. Tencent once uploaded mc to tgp, but was forced to take it off the shelf because of copyright issues (they also got the mc questionnaire).
94. The mining system in Minecraft is actually extremely unscientific (underground mining and torch insertion will not lead to gas explosion or suffocation).
95. Jeb actually has a daughter who was born not long ago.
96. Someone asked me how to use the power mine car. You need the rails to line up in a straight line, and you must never go up or down in a straight line. Then put other harvesters in front of the power supply and add a piece of coal as fuel. The power harvester will start and can travel in a straight line for five minutes at the same speed as the power rail (you can't turn or go up or down the slope, otherwise you will stop driving).
97, power harvesters can be driven short distances by hand.
98. The gravity system in MC can make Newton jump out of the coffin with anger.
99. Steve is the king of burdens in the world
100, Shinzo Abe is a dog (it's getting late, so the update is temporarily stopped).
10 1, sugarcane can be ripened with ashes in pe, but not in pc (comparable to Jin Kela).
102, mc Education Edition not only supports 40 people online, but also is written in C language.
103. If you are a genuine mcpc player, you can get the version of mcwin 10 for free.
Versions 104 and win 10 support Android ios online, which can be tried for 90 minutes.
105 in fact, the English word evil spirit is deliberately spelled out, ghast(ghost)
106, the last shadow people will never be shot by an arrow. It travels faster than a Hong Kong reporter.
107, mojang's original eula protocol made many servers fight for bankruptcy (the agreement clearly stipulates that it is not allowed to spend money to destroy the balance, which can have particle effect).
108 and notch made the original mc in only six days. An hour later, the first video introducing mc appeared, and two and a half hours later, someone built the first pixel painting.
109, the whole mc world is bigger than Neptune.
Producer list 1 10, Plants vs. Zombies 1 Zombie Yourlawn's singer made the music "Square Continent" after playing mc.
1 1 1. It is the fastest and most convenient way to experience when you go to the lower bound to dig.
1 12, one of the main reasons why Microsoft bought mc is that they are looking for a game that can adapt to hololens, and mc is their best choice.
Why do mc funny videos on youtube always have dead wood and sunglasses? We don't understand foreigners' stubbornness _ (:з "∞) _
1 14 in fact, Mojiang is very entangled, and piracy can't help, piracy is rampant, piracy is prohibited, and bugs are found less.
1 15. In fact, Tararia also has coolies.
1 16, you can transliterate the name of herobrine as Hello Blerring.
1 17, mcpe starter and bw are all written by Zhuo weizhang (an overseas Chinese).
1 18, did you find that an update of Baidu's input method particularly emphasized the bug that mcpe can't chat, indicating that sogou pulled everyone away and they couldn't sit still?
1 19, it rains without thunder.
120, when it rains, there will be a large mist in the distance, and so will the mine (when it rains, the picture quality is beautiful, and my home is too close to me to go back).
The IQ of the new version 12 1, pc 1, 9 has become higher, (with the change of Steve's two owners, there is no intention to insult the IQ of the skeleton).
122, (added 1 9) Snowfield leaves are white, and snow has physical effects.
123 in fact, the sun and moon in mc are all a picture. Don't dream of going to the front (I spent an hour flying there when I was a novice, thinking I could go to the moon).
How mojang made the cubic volume cloud is still a mystery.
125, Mojiang once intended to make the lawn look textured, but gave up because he was worried about high memory occupation.
126, don't complain about the quick power failure when playing mcsm, because the animation is calculated in real time.
127' s voice actors, jeese and petra are a pair of official CPS.
128, pe exclusive lower bound reaction core and stone knife are removed in survival mode, and you can only find them in creation mode (the reaction core seems to have been completely removed).
129. Beets are actually grown in northern China. It is also a sugar crop (but sugarcane can't be eaten. Please explain). Beets are widely cultivated in Europe.
130, animals like bright places, and they will gather in bright places.
13 1 notch is 38 years old this year. . .
132, Notch doesn't want to make the company bigger, with more than 25 employees and going public.
133, youtuber once launched an activity to find a border place. He wants to survive under the premise of survival mode (and it is still difficult), and Mojiang also gave strong support. At this rate, it is estimated that it will take decades to reach the border area.
134. In minecon20 15, the dead pool appeared twice and Miku appeared eight times.
135, 20 15mincon promo was produced by Hai production team (I think you have all seen the villagers' news broadcast and adventure series).
136, notch once said that they wanted to launch the flag capture mode, but the result has not yet been realized.
137. It was originally set by the Red Dragon to practice before playing the last shadow dragon for the player, but it was finally cancelled.
138, some bgms of Zaomai are scary (they are all lonely and sad now)
139. Problems sometimes occur due to block overload. If you play the last shadow dragon on the pc, there may be two or three (a hapless guy has five at once).
140, Ma Xiao participated in the shooting of mcmv (Sweet Belle and Little Overlord don't dig at night).
14 1 (task force). In fact, in the mc world, the Air Rubik's Cube is the greatest. Do you still want to play with wheat nuggets without it? id:0
142, the way animals are generated is also quietly generated on the grass in the dark. If you want to brush, you always change the difficulty.
Although 143 and mc have surpassed Grand Theft Auto and Call of Duty to become the fourth best-selling games in the world, they still can't resist Tetris and Nintendo somatosensory games.
144, it's a joke that Microsoft wants to use mc (winp can't even compare with java) to make windowsphone sell well.
145, many people are online. If you lure animals with bait, the player will interfere with the animal's recognition ability if he runs in the middle.
146, once a player tried his best to change his name to mojangsucksdick, but in the end mojang solved this contradiction in a humorous way.
147. In the original pc beta version, there was a building similar to a survival hut, which was a square box made of pure moss, stone and pure wood, but it was deleted in the subsequent version.
148, in fact, the old pc version is the same as the old pe version. At that time, there were only blood sticks, and food returned to blood.
149, pe has an unprecedented cool function every time, which means that later versions will join the pc.
150, Jeb's hair is very strange (jebhasamazinghair comes from small yellow letters), but I really admitted it with my own eyes. Although he is only in his twenties, his beard and hair are particularly long.
15 1, the block is not a card, and a large part of the reason for the sudden card explosion comes from destroying the particle effect of the block.
152, the lower bound is one grid = eight grids in the main world, so many people will use this convenience to make lower bound traffic.
153, the enchantment book can be used directly (for example, you can try it directly with the flame additional enchantment book).
154, if you find a player named notch, you can put him in, because the apple fell after death.
155. If you want a shriveled head, you must attract lightning coolies and be afraid of explosion.
156 and the main interface of mc are yellower than 100%!
157, if you mix the potions into the cauldron, they will have a wonderful neutralization reaction and an explosive sound effect.
Before pe0,158,0 did not update the sound effect of injury (fracture sound), they were all very magnetic male voices, so you will see a girl with skin injury. . . . Completely broke the fantasy of qwq (I forgot when the pc updated the fracture sound effect. . . )
159, the simplest shelter is the so-called digging three and filling one.
160, Steve's pocket leads to another dimension (although the official propaganda map shows that there is a backpack behind them)
16 1, bgm in mc makes people feel lonely and sad, but it helps them sleep.
162, mc will play a bgm in the morning, noon and evening.
163. In fact, there are' villagers' wearing green robes in the game, but they don't appear in the game and need to be modified by special means.
164. There was a building similar to the Great Pyramid in the beta version, but it was later removed.
165, minecraft is an adventure puzzle shooting, role-playing, casual puzzle parkour, round sandbox action, sports business strategy, tower defense moba game (only you can't think of it, you can't do it without mc').
166 and mc are not sold on steam yet, but the story mode is displayed on it (who makes the story mode independent).
167, three games officially released by mojang are known: mc (sandbox).
Scroll (Close)
Cobalt element (horizontal scroll shooting game) The scroll here does not refer to the game.
168. During the period of pe0, 9 and X, posting some Chinese in the chat box will turn your game card into ppt.
169, in fact, the pe initiator is at 0, 9, x (or earlier? ) has supported the replacement of skin and cloak, but it is very limited.
After 170 and mc were launched, there was a big fire. Lego, as the originator of building blocks, felt regretful in his intestines, and then launched Lego World, but it was not very fun, and it was still bursting.
17 1. If you see these pictures, don't scold them. People are fishing.
172, the movie "007" has a scene about mc coolies (the picture can't be found), and "Agents of SHIELD" has a scene about zombies and pigs.
173, Lego launched the official toy of mc, but the price was surprisingly high.
174, mojang said that mc2 would never be introduced.
175, villagers and players will return blood after completing the transaction (this must imply some kind of dirty transaction).
176. Splash water bottles can put out the fire (the range is cross).
177, scissors can quickly destroy wool (squares) without losing durability (1, 8 can't, 1, 9 destroying any squares will lose durability).
178, mushroom+ashes = mushroom tree, and red mushrooms can be used to transform the hut.
179, the tie rod can divert the track (I wonder if it is fully automatic)
180, win 10ui and pc version allow two old tools to be superimposed.
18 1. Because of the algorithm, in mc, durability 0+ durability 0= durability 3 (? )
182. If you look carefully, the materials and textures of Hellfire and diamonds are the same as those of original stone, timely and coal mine. . . Many, many, don't say one by one.
183, minecon was not officially opened, but was spontaneously organized by players, and later evolved into an official party.
184, sometimes killing zombies will drop soap (iron ingots), including potatoes and carrots, indicating that zombies have swept the village.
185. Naturally generated iron puppets will protect villagers. If you hit the villagers, they will attack you, but what you do won't hurt you.
The article display columns of 186, pe version and pc 1 9 are not solid, but square, so you can't put four opposite sides or shoot them down with one arrow.
187, when a zombie attacks, the hand actually raises slightly (1, 9 raises directly).
188, carrion+milk, a perfect meal for beginners.
One of the reasons for the delay of 189 and pc 1 9 is Jeb (? )' s cat threw up on his computer mainframe, and once the computer broke down and there was no backup data.
190, pe can always press it to destroy a large number of squares, while pc can only destroy it once.
19 1. Dog collars can be dyed. Speaking of dyeing, it is a good idea to get a lot of wool of a certain color to dye a sheep.
192, diamonds can't be used to make any tools in the real world (formerly diamonds, chemical formula C), but it is the hardest object in nature, which is used to cut rock strata on a drilling rig, but it can be used as fuel, after all, it is carbon (written at that time).
193, how can pe change its name without changing its brand name? Throw the biological egg into the anvil, rename it, and generate it. Just try it.
194. The renamed monster will not be automatically cleared by the system when it leaves your visible block.
195, the clothes of Pleurotus ostreatus can be broken off with scissors, but who would be so stupid? (animal food _ (:з "∞) _)
196 In contrast, I prefer tools or weapons with less enchantment attributes, because many good attributes with high attributes on a tool or weapon may represent that the weapon is disposable (but the new enchantment attributes of 1 and 9. . . )
197, Notch first learned programming from his father's Commodore 128 when he was 18. He developed his first game (Word Adventure) at the age of eight. He started to develop games in 2005 and worked as a programmer in Jalbum in 2009.
198. After the sales of My World increased greatly, he began to gradually reduce his working hours in Jarbuh. Finally, in June of 20 10, he joined a large number of Mojang employees (including CEO CarlManneh) and some former Jalbum employees in the development of My World.
199. I often participate in some competitions in my spare time, including LudumDare, LD 12, and Java4K game development competition. Before moving to Sweden with his parents, he lived in Denmark and finished his studies there. My World has secretly developed it. At that time, he played flash games in king.com and developed one every month. Later, notch resigned because the company stipulated that employees were not allowed to develop games privately.
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