Xiaoming, a classic humorous joke, get out!

Xiaoming, a classic humorous joke, get out!

Lead: When it comes to Xiaoming, everyone just laughs. Indeed, Xiao Ming's series of jokes brought us a lot of joy. Below, I will sort out the classic humorous jokes that Xiaoming rolled out, hoping to help everyone. Welcome to read!

Xiaoming, a classic humorous joke, get out!

1, teacher:? Students, what is the most important communication between people in the 2 1 century?

Xiaoming:? Expression package. ?

2. teacher:? Students, after learning so many Chinese characters, which Chinese character is the coolest?

Xiao Ming replied:? Teacher, thong (cool). ?

Teacher: Get out!

Teacher: What do you say, Xiao Ming? Will Li Bai want to go by boat? What do you mean?

Xiaoming? Li Bai is leaving with a bowl of porridge?

Teacher? Get out of here, okay?

4. The teacher said in class: To be a man, you must learn from the same pit, and don't fall down twice in the same place; If you fall in one place over and over again, what can you do in the future?

? Touch porcelain ~ Xiao Ming answered.

5. Teacher: Use four words to describe a person as obscene.

Student A: Broken rice and chaff.

Student B: Dermatophytes.

Xiaoming: You are the only one.

Teacher: Xiao Ming, get out.

6. Xiaoming: Teacher, I have a question for you. Teacher: Go ahead!

Xiaoming: It is said that Pangu created the world. His left eye became the sun, his right eye became the moon, and his hair and limbs became flowers and trees. What changed Mount Everest?

Teacher: Get out. . .

7. Teacher: Students, do you know what animals are most similar to humans?

Xiao Ming patted the table, stood up and said, frog.

Teacher: Why?

Xiaoming: Because tadpoles can change.

Teacher: Go home and invite my parents!

8. One day in class, the teacher said: Hairtail is a kind of deep-water fish, which lives in extremely stressful water and is difficult to survive in shallow water.

Xiaoming: You can survive.

The teacher asked how to live.

Xiao Ming: Use a pressure cooker. . .

9. In class, the teacher woke up a sleeping student and scolded him. Are you coming to class or to sleep?

Xiao Ming rubbed his eyes and said in a daze:? Are you here for a lecture or hypnosis?

Teacher: Get out. . .

10, one day at school, the teacher asked in class:? If I give you a car full of cucumbers, what kind of endorsements will you use to increase sales? ?

Xiao Ming stood up and said, buy me a melon to make you forget him. ?

The teacher suddenly became furious: get out. . .

1 1. teacher: give an example of the internet crushing traditional industries?

Xiaoming: There are no pornographic films on the road. . .

12, Xiao Ming was called by the teacher to fight. Teacher: Call your mother and I'll talk to her.

Xiaoming: What did you tell my mother about us? In that case, why don't you call your mother and I'll talk to her?

Teacher: Get out of here. . .

13, biology class, the teacher talked about the origin of the earth, and the teacher said: The formation of the earth has a history of about 4 billion years. Let me briefly talk about the changes in these 4 billion years. ?

Xiaoming:? Teacher, say it year after year! ?

The teacher gave a meal and immediately became angry: get out. . .

14, the teacher asked: What kind of girls do students like? I hope the students can speak their innermost thoughts, and don't be afraid of anything!

Everyone spoke enthusiastically, some said beautiful, some said sexy, and some said plump.

Xiao Ming stood up and answered, I like being naked!

Teacher: Go home and enjoy it!

15, teacher: Xiao Ming, what do you think of the story of Sima Guang smashing a jar?

Xiao Ming: I feel very painful.

Teacher: Why?

Xiao Ming: Because the cylinder is cracked.

Teacher: Get out!

16, Teacher: Students, why can't crops be planted in close proximity?

Xueba: Because it is too secret, it will lead to. . . (The word 100 is omitted here)

Xiaoming: Why are you so stupid? It's not hot to squeeze together on a hot day!

17. How does the teacher want to guide junior high school students to understand correctly? Popular? In order to understand the students' mastery, the teacher asked a question:? Students, what do you think is the most popular in society now?

The students are talking noisily: some say McDonald's and brace, and some say online games; Another Qipa said she was in love. What is the reason? Adults and children talk. ?

Finally, Xiao Ming spoke: I think it should be a cold, and people, livestock and poultry all have colds! ?

18, Teacher: Who can poetically name their first teacher?

Xiao Ming got up and said, there is a well in Cangshan called Kong.

Teacher: Get out. . .

19, teacher:? Xiao Ming, what do you want to be when you grow up?

Xiaoming:? Do what? Honey. ?

Teacher: Get out. . .

Xiao Ming said again: What to do.

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