Funny and deceptive jokes

1 Customer: It's strange that your things are so cheap. Boss: Can I help you? I can raise the price for you.

Today, I borrowed money from a friend. After the phone explained the reason for borrowing money, he said, wait a minute, I'll pick up a cigarette butt.

3. Me: Boss, are you kidding! We have 60 workers, while the bus has only 40 seats. Boss: That's right. So that you will be willing to go to work early.

I got up for dinner this morning and saw an electronic candle seller next to the booth. An aunt asked if this thing was not bad for a few minutes. As a result, the vendor said, if it is broken, tell them to call me at night.

An old lady went to the market. She had never seen pitaya, so she asked, "What is this? Is it delicious? " The stall owner said, "This is called pitaya. It is delicious and contains black sesame seeds, which is especially nutritious! " "

6. Xiaoming said to Xiaohong, "Do you know? I found a secret that can make people smart in an instant. " Xiaohong asked curiously, "Really? Tell me quickly! " Xiao Ming said mysteriously, "That is to freeze your head in the refrigerator." Xiaohong asked doubtfully, "Does this really make you smart?" Xiao Ming smiled and said, "Of course not, but at least your headache will disappear temporarily."

7. Xiao Zhao said to Xiaoqian, "I have a way to make your teeth white." Penny asked excitedly, "Really? Tell me quickly! " Xiao Zhao proudly said, "That is to change your toothbrush to mine." Penny said helplessly, "Then I might as well go directly to wash my teeth."

8. I smoked in front of the door at midnight last night. A man came up to me and asked me, handsome boy, which direction does the sun come from? I wanted to watch the sunrise. I stepped forward and gave a kick. I said angrily, are you sick looking for the sun in the middle of the night?

9. I always miss the endless love between high school and my deskmate. Now she is 40 years old and has never been in love. My parents arranged blind dates for me everywhere. One day, my mother called to say that she had arranged a blind date and went to see it. That girl was actually my high school deskmate! I was so excited that my head was hot that I asked falteringly, "Are you okay?" She looked down and said, are you going on a blind date with my daughter?

10, Xiao Li said to Xiao Wang, "I have a way to make your wallet more bulging." Xiao Wang asked excitedly, "Really? Tell me quickly! " Xiao Li proudly said, "That's putting your wallet in my pocket." Xiao Wang laughed and said, "Then I'd better forget it. I'm afraid your pocket is poorer than mine. "