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What funny tongue twisters are there in Cantonese?

1, two pairs of birds hang upside down on the beam and two pairs of birds hang upside down in the mud. Two pairs of upside-down birds on the poor beam are upside down in the mud, and two pairs of upside-down birds in the poor mud are also upside down on the beam.

2. The Financial Secretary asked Tai Zhengxiao to be the Financial Secretary, and Tai Zhengxiao asked the Financial Secretary to obtain the certificate first. The Financial Secretary told Tai Zhengxiao that the financial problem must be solved first.

3. The beard knocked over the snail of the camel, the camel dragged the donkey with the beard, the camel picked the snail with the beard, the camel rode the beard of the donkey, the beard hit the camel, and the camel hit the beard.

4, a mosquito a catty of chicken, a mosquito a catty of turtle, chicken is expensive or expensive?

5, gold particles dig silver orange, silver orange digs the pen stalk unlucky, digging gold is unlucky and even more unlucky, pen and ink dig bones not worth the loss, gains and losses mixed with gold pen.

6, street mosquitoes and turtles, street mosquitoes and turtles, street chickens and turtles, you said that chickens are expensive.

7. Kim was elected in secret today. He dug up oranges with mixed feelings, oranges with golden bones, Ginkotsu with golden bones, but no silver oranges with gold. He dug gold grains with a mixed pen and silver oranges with gold grains. It's bad luck for the silver orange to dig the pen, and even worse for the gold. It is not worth the loss to dig bones with pen and ink. The gains and losses are mixed, and the golden pen is dug, and the life is good.

8, holding the gray chicken on the plane, the plane takes off, and the gray chicken wants to fly.

9. Go out of the East Building, take six steps, meet Uncle Liu and Uncle Liu, Uncle Liu, and lend me six barrels and six liters of mung beans. After autumn, I collected beans and gave them back to my uncle, uncle, and six barrels of six liters of good mung beans.

10, hen scolds chicken, you idiot. I'll teach you to giggle, but you talk too much.