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Who will tell me a cold joke about rabbits?

1. The rabbit happily said to the wolf, "Wolf, please ask me if I am a rabbit! Hurry up! " The wolf was speechless. After a while, the wolf said, "Rabbit, are you a rabbit?" The rabbit said happily, "Yes! I am a rabbit! " After a while, the rabbit said to the wolf, "Wolf, please ask me if I am a tiger!" " The wolf said, "Rabbit, are you a tiger?" The rabbit slapped him: "You idiot! I said I was a rabbit! "

2. In order to test the strength of the police in the United States, Hongkong and Chinese mainland, the United Nations put three rabbits in three forests to see who could find them first.

The first forest is the American police. They first spent a whole half-day meeting to formulate a battle plan and strictly divide the work, and then sent special forces to quickly enter the forest for a carpet search. As a result, the meeting was delayed, the rabbit ran away and the task failed!

Then it's the turn of the Hong Kong police. They sent 103 people, 6 helicopters and 4/kloc-0 police cars to line up outside the forest. The leader shouted with his horn, "Rabbit, rabbit, you are surrounded, come out and surrender ..." Half a day passed, but nothing happened. Flying Tigers entered the forest and searched again. No result, mission failed!

Finally, there are only four policemen in China. They played mahjong all day. At dusk, a man walked into the forest with a baton. Less than five minutes later, he heard an animal scream from the forest. The policeman in China came out laughing and talking with a cigarette in his mouth, dragging a black and blue bear behind him. The bear was dying and said, "Stop playing, I'm a rabbit ..."

In a mental hospital, one day the dean wanted to see how three mental patients recovered, so he put a white rabbit in front of each of them. The first mental patient sat on the rabbit, grabbed the rabbit's ear and shouted "Drive". The dean shook his head. The second man turned his back on the white rabbit, patted its ass and said, "Chase it for me". The dean sighed. The third crouched there, touching the white rabbit assiduously. After reading it, the dean nodded with satisfaction, only to hear him say, "sample, let you walk 300 meters, and I will chase you after washing the car!" " "Dean fell down and fainted. ...

Two rabbits were put into the cell, and once, they managed to escape from the cell yard. But when you get out of the door, you have to climb over the wall of 100 to reach the expressway. They climbed 60 walls together. During the break, Rabbit A asked Rabbit B, "Are you tired?" Rabbit b replied that he was not tired. A rabbit said, "Well, not tired. Let's keep spinning." Turning to the 99th wall, Rabbit A asked Rabbit B again, "Are you tired?" Rabbit B replied, "I'm tired." A rabbit said, "well, let's go back!" " "Rabbit B agreed. So they returned it.

One day, a kangaroo was driving on a country road. Suddenly, he saw a white rabbit in the middle of the road, his ears and body almost completely lying on the ground, as if listening to something ... So the kangaroo stopped and asked curiously, "White rabbit, what are you listening to?"

"A big truck passed by here half an hour ago ..."

"wow! So god! How do you know? "

"damn it! My neck and legs are broken like this! "