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Classic lines in Feng Gong's sketches?

There are too many sketches by Feng Gong. Since he boarded the Spring Festival Evening in 1985, Feng Gong has created a batch of hot words almost every year. Of course, there are more online languages in recent years, but it does not prevent the previous ones from spreading.

1. Audience friends, I miss you so much.

Everyone knows this is Feng Gong's colloquial phrase, but do you know which year it appeared in the Spring Festival Evening? Yes, this sentence appeared in the cross talk "Mr. Worst" in 1995. At that time, the cattle and Feng Gong were in a hurry to "invite pets". In desperation, Feng Gong said this sentence. So, since then, it has become a necessary oral language for Feng Gong to attend the Spring Festival Gala every year.

2. I boast that League A is a Goubuli steamed stuffed bun.

In p>2, the cattle and Feng Gong broke the cave. Feng Gong, who lost his other half, temporarily asked Guo Donglin to perform with him. The two performed the rap in the voice very well. One of them is about football. It is said that League A is a Goubuli steamed stuffed bun. Why? Because it smells good. Of course, after that, Laojia A became the Super League. This sentence has become a classic of that era.

3. It's not a bad thing! I'll give you two more gold ones! At that time, as soon as you got on the job and rushed to the intersection, you smiled and suddenly showed two golden fangs, and the driver saw wow! The yellow light is on! Step on the gas! We'll punish whoever rushes over!

what are you writing at sixes and sevens? I'm Otto, my little boy. Don't bully me. My brother is Audi. ... your father is still in the Olympics!

This is a sketch "Love Song on the Road" co-performed by Feng Gong and Zhou Tao. It is not the first time that a cross talk or comedian and a host have performed together. However, it is rare that it can be as popular as Feng Gong. There are too many classic lines in the essay "Love Song on the Road", and the above list is just one of them. The effect of that issue was very good, and I think the lines also helped a lot.

finally, one thing: it's hard to grow up without poverty, and it's naive without being hit. Heroes have been out of purgatory since ancient times, and they have never been rich. Drunken dreams lead to success, and a long spear leads to success ...

On the Spring Festival Evening in 25, Zhu Jun and Feng Gong co-starred in the essay "Talking about Life". In this program similar to Art Life, people saw a different Feng Gong. Especially the poem recited by Feng Gong is very memorable.

In addition to the above sentences, there are many golden sentences in Feng Gong's sketches, which you might as well relive when you have time.