Does anyone have a sketch about family planning, three and a half sentences?

Family planning is good Yang Zhenhua Jin Bingchang Yang: To build socialism and realize the four modernizations, we must have a strong body. Jin: Really? Yang: Look at your physique, I’m envious of it. Jin: No, no, I still have to exercise. Yang: See, no matter in terms of square area or cubic volume, you are much more fertile than me. Jin: What is fertility? Yang : I envy you! Jin: No. Yang: How old are you this year? Jin: 42 years old Yang: How does it look like? How does it look like? With a rosy face and tender skin, she looks like she is 24 years old! Jin: What? What's wrong with this? Yang: Are you married? Jin: We’re married. Yang: Okay, I’ll be relieved once you get married! Jin: What are you talking about? Yang: I’m not caring about you! Jin: Please speak clearly. Yang: Do you have a lover? Do you have that? No, does your spouse have children? Jin: Yes, yes! Yang: How many? Jin: One Yang: Really? Jin: It’s true. Yang: Huh! I have to learn from you! Jin: You're welcome! Yang: A couple with a child responded to the call and it was great, great, amazing! Jin: I said, are you married? Yang: Me? I... got married! Kim: Do you have children? Yang: Yes. Jin: How many? Yang: Didn’t I tell you? Passed! Jin: What do you mean, how many have passed? I mean how many? Yang: (laughing) Jin: Isn’t it different to say this? Yang: You are running on me, aren’t I? Jin: How? Yang: What should I say in front of so many people in our community and so many comrades in the audience? Jin: Ah Yang: I am a thin-skinned person. As soon as I said it, everyone laughed at me. I committed suicide when I went backstage. Are you responsible? Jin: As for you! No one is laughing at you! Yang: No? Kim: Yeah! Just ask how many children you have? Yang: Since there is no one, I will tell you! Kim: How many? Yang: Look at me with that sobbing behind you! Jin: Who is watching you? No one is looking at you. How many are there? Yang: You are fully responsible for laughing at me. Jin: How many children do you have? Yang: (disgusting laugh) Jin: What's wrong with you? As for you? Yang: Look, your face is turning red. Jin: Is that what you are doing? Yang: I tell you, yes. Jin: How many children? Yang: Anyway, I will risk my life today. Jin: I am responsible for your suicide! several? Yang: Nine (make moves)! Jin: Nine? (Make gestures) You are really... Yang: So far you have... Jin: Wait, nine children? Yang: Why do you want to kill two of them for me? What do you mean? Jin: How? Yang: You, let everyone see, you have nine children, what are you doing, what kind of weapon are you doing? Jin: I mean you have too many children. Yang: Yes, I have too many children, so don’t be too harsh on me! Jin: Who is cruel! Yang: Having more children will affect adults’ work, study and health! Kim: Yes! Yang: Have you seen me? Jin: How? Yang: Look how tired I am from nine children. Jin: Lose some weight! Yang: The head is not big, but the eyes are full of holes, the body is like a washboard, and the legs are like poles! Kim: Hi! Okay, okay! Yang: Are your two children famous? Jin: Yes? Are your children famous? Yang: Originally I had it. Jin: What happened later? Yang: Later I couldn’t remember and changed it to a code name. Jin: What’s your name as a big kid? Yang: The eldest child’s name is Da Mao! Jin: The second one? Yang: Two cents Gold: Three cents Yang: Three cents, four cents, five cents, six cents, seven cents, eight cents Gold: Nine cents Yang: Wrong! Kim: What's wrong? Yang: Isn’t the youngest one’s name Jiumao? Jin: What's that called? Yang: The youngest one is called Stop! Jin: What do you mean by intercepting? Yang: Don’t you understand this? Even if there is something behind you, don’t pull it, just stop it here! Kim: Hi! Yang: With more children, it’s a great sight to wake up every morning! Jin: How do you say it? Yang: It’s not easy to call those nine sons! If you are not smart and talkative, they will not stand up! Jin: What should we do? Yang: I also have to have a few moments, which is the result of my long-term training. Jin: Yes. Yang: Every morning when I get up early, I stand at the door. When I shout out, I keep talking about it. Jin: How can I sneak away? Yang: Da Mao, two cents, three cents, four cents, five cents, six cents, seven cents and eight cents. Stop getting up! Jin: Shout

How neat! Yang: It’s neat. It’s messy when you get up. Jin: It’s messy. Yang: Da Mao put on his vest inside out, Er Mao put his socks on and twisted them, and San Mao and Forty Mao stretched this into one trouser leg! There was a fight over the fifty-six cents over there, and there was a fight over the seventy-eight cents over there for candy, but they stopped me a few times. Jin: What? Yang: Silently facing the wall. Jin: Playing there. Yang: Pouring urine on the pillow! Jin: Even better! Yang: No matter how chaotic it was during the day, everyone was running around and jumping around, and it was a bit interesting. At night, I saw something bad. There were two wilted people. I looked like this. Jin: This is sick. Yang: I When I saw it was broken, what kind of skill was this? Jin: What kind of practice? Yang: But you can’t roll your eyes no matter what you practice. Jin: Ha! Yang: No matter how good you are at doing it, you won’t want it anywhere. Jin: Yes. Yang: Let’s go to the hospital and have a look! Jin: It’s time to go to the hospital. Yang: Get checked there. Jin: Ah. Yang: One has a cold and the other has a fever! Jin: Yes. Yang: One gives an injection and the other takes medicine! Jin: Oh. Yang: Liumao got an acupuncture at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night. I got up at 11 o'clock to look for it. Jin: I got up early enough. Yang: It's hard to find! Jin: It’s not easy to find. Yang: Nine. By the time they go to bed at night, they will all be one kang short of each other. Jin: Yes. Yang: Which one of these is six cents? Jin: Which one? Yang: Ouch, I feel the same every time I close my eyes when I sleep at night. Jin: Hi! Yang: Which one of these is Liumao? If I had known, I would have painted them a number during the day! Jin: Huahao is sleeping! Yang: How great would it be if everyone was given a vest with printed words on it? Jin: You’re still printing! Yang: What should I do... Youla, sit up! Jin: Called. Yang: This voice made my wife quarrel. What are you calling in the middle of the night? Who are you looking for? Liumao, isn't Liumao under your feet? Jin: Over there! Yang: You're okay. Why are you crawling under your feet? Come out, and daddy will take you to the hospital. Ouch, this body is so hot! Jin: It’s more serious. Yang: I haven’t gone out yet. I’m shouting here. Jin: What are you shouting for? Yang: Dad, I need to pee! Jin: The child needs to pee. Yang: What do you call me when I pee? Don’t you have a pee box for each person under the bed? Come on, come on, let me catch you and pee quickly, and I even carried him to the hospital! Hey, don't pee yet. Jin: How? Yang: This is my hip flask! Kim: Hi!