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What are the classic words for friends to borrow a car and send a WeChat warning?

There is news on the internet. A friend borrowed his car. Then the car hit someone.

Friends who borrowed cars have no money to pay back. Later, the host accompanied more than 600,000. This circle of friends was forwarded.

I have it in my circle of friends.

The title of this article in the circle of friends is: It's not that I don't borrow it, but that I can't afford it.