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Net death, the protagonist and teammates soak in hot springs, get drunk, and then bite the person they like.
I am the vague beginning of Shinji Ibu's second volume.
Eccentric thinking
Then Sakurai also ran to Shensi and sat down. The atmosphere slowly began to become normal, and everyone seemed to be ruined in the end. Shen Si bleary-eyed glanced at the people in the pool, think like this.
"Hey, let's play a game, shall we?" Quiet for less than a while, Qing Xue chrysanthemum pill began to make noise.
"Don't!" Bing Di refused to go directly to Japan.
"This seems interesting," the man said with a smile. He looked at Kikumaru. "What are the fun games for Yinger?"
"Qiang Qiang," Kikumaru climbed ashore and rummaged through the clothes for a long time before getting into the water. "Let's play cards!"
"But there are so many people, Yinger, you only have one deck of cards!" Dashi looks worried. "What can I do?"
"Why play cards? It sucks! " At this time, RyohShishido hasn't cut her hair yet, and her long wet hair hangs over her smooth back.
"If there are too many people playing cards," suggested a Kansai wolf of the Ice Emperor, touching his chin, "why don't we play the game of king?"
Then almost unanimously passed, cold Osamu Tezuka didn't say anything, and Shen Si in a daze didn't react. His ideas were ignored by everyone, and those who wanted to express their opposition were suppressed by some violence.
"In that case," Gump suddenly interjected, taking out a large glass of something with strange colors from behind. "If you can't do it, you must drink a dry strong mixed vegetable juice specially made with special materials!" Backlight dry glasses.
"Inuit, why are you still taking that thing in the shower?" Chrysanthemum pill let out a cry and his face changed.
"I still don't participate!" Qian Yue blinked his big cat's eye, ready to retreat.
"If you don't attend," Gump took out another cup, "dry concentrated essence drink, don't worry, I have already adjusted the taste!"
"What's that?" Feng asked, sitting beside Shen Si.
"It's food!" Ganluo smiled strangely at Phoenix.
"Strange," Shen Si yawned, and then looked at BuJi and asked, "Do you have any other dimensional space bags on your GanJun? Why do you always see him pulling things from me? It's really curious. I don't know where he put it ... "
Then, without any objection, a group of people began to play the game of king in the hot spring.
The first person to win the king was Otori Cyotaroh, the big dog of Bing Di. His face looks a little embarrassed. He looked at the people in the pool, thought for a moment, and then said, "Then the person who got the smallest card told a joke, and most people laughed and let it go!" "
"Feng Jun is really good!" Bubu smiled. "Hey, who got the card?" Then raise your own card for everyone to see, it's K!
"Oh, is it me?" Tao Cheng shouted, his card is a red heart 3.
"It's me." Ji Shen stood up. He got Diamond 2.
"Hey, Shen Si, does this guy want to tell a joke?" God tail said, "it seems that I don't like it! Shen Si, just drink that vegetable juice! "
"Shenwei," Shenwei went directly to Shenwei and stood in front of Shenwei.
"Ah, what?" Shenwei looked at Shensi's expressionless face, and his dark eyes were as silent as stagnant water. "What joke are you going to tell?"
"Have you heard the story that a big pig said a little pig said no?" Shen Si said in a tone without ups and downs.
"no!" Shenwei shook his head reflexively and asked why. Aren't you going to tell jokes
"Ha ha ha ha!" Those who reacted couldn't help laughing.
"I didn't expect Yi Wujun to tell jokes like this!" When I returned to my original position, I saw a smile on my face and looked at him.
"This is no joke, Joe Taro!" Chemical households adjusted their expressions and said.
"Why everyone laugh, it is not a joke? If you are not joking, you should say it in advance. At this time, it feels like finding fault. Although it is rude to say so, I still can't help it ... "
"Well, let's go on!" Wiped the nonexistent cold sweat on his forehead and said patiently.
Although it is the first time to tell jokes, being king is different and the requirements are getting strange.
For example, Mukahi Gakuto of Bingdi was asked by Kikumaru of Qing Xue to run around the hot spring pool 10 lap; The stone of Qing Xue was asked by the god tail of Fudomine to dance a hot dance that can keep up with his own rhythm; Bingdi's Kansai Wolf was asked by Taocheng, Qing Xue to go streaking in the hotel corridor. Qing Xue's Tezuka was tricked into going to the hotel waiter three times, and every time he came, he told others that it was all right, which made the poor waiter shivering with cold by an iceberg named Tezuka.
Poor Kawamura and Haitang were asked to tango together, but after failing, they swallowed a large glass of vegetable juice and fell down. Finally, Shen Si became king.
Shen Si glanced at the people in the pool. At present, three of them are still alive in Fudomine. After the fall of Qingshishi, Haitang and Hecun, there are six left. The four ice emperors are still strong and alive. Well, what should we do? Shen Si doesn't want to sleep at all now, and his dark eyes sweep the others over and over again.
"So," Shen Si opened his mouth and thought for a moment, "the person who gets 5 will drink a cup of dried vegetable juice!" Then I looked back. "There should be that vegetable juice, right?"
"ah!" Sakurai jumped up and shouted at Shen Si, "Shen Si, how could you do such a thing?" I have a five of spades in my hand.
"It's sakurai. I didn't think it was you. You can't blame me. You took five bucks yourself. I didn't ask you to do what you did. It is best to be responsible for yourself. I don't want to, but I really can't think of any good way to play this. I'll pay attention to it later ... "
After Fudomine's Sakurai fell, the game continued.
Next, RyohShishido of Bindi became king. "That's too bad. The person who gets the biggest card does 100 one-handed push-ups! "
"Why don't you have to worry about being asked inexplicably when the king is still talking bad? How can you say such a thing? It's strange ... "
And poor Mukahi Gakuto, after doing 100 one-handed push-ups, is no different from people who drink dry juice. Even Kikumaru was provocative, and he was just in a daze, so the ice emperor fell off alone and the game continued.
"Run 7 or 20 laps around the hotel!" Osamu Tezuka said this when he was king.
So Shenwei had to climb ashore, wrapped in a bath towel and began to run outside. Poor Shenwei, I wonder how many roads he ran today. And the game in the hot spring pool continues.
"まだまだだね!" This time, Jun 15 1 of Qing Xue won the king. The golden cat's eye picked it slightly and looked at Taocheng. "The person who gets the smallest card, go and hug Elder Momo, and it's best to hold him out of breath!"
"Hey, there used to be more!" Tao Cheng grinned and raised the card in his hand. "Mine is the smallest one. How can I hold it? "
"If you can't do it," he said, holding up the cup in his hand, "this is a dry mixed vegetable juice made of special materials!"
So Qing Xue Taocheng fell, and the game continued.
Then Bubu became king again. This time, it is normal to ask RyohShishido, who scored 10, to tell a joke, but only if everyone laughs.
Poor Ji Hu, I don't know what kind of jokes I need to see Tezuka's smile. Shen Si was glad to see the fallen household who had to drink dry juice. Fortunately, Feng's request at that time was only that most people laughed, or even he would fall down!
Then, a Kansai wolf, who had been asked to streaking before, really streaked, finally became king, pushed his glasses and hung up with a smile.
"Oh, be patient, stop laughing, it looks terrible!" Qing Xue chrysanthemum pill back a few steps.
"Whoever gets the smallest card," he said with a patient smile, "will find someone to kiss here, and it must be a French kiss." Then he thought about it and added, "Of course, if the other party refuses, even if you lose."
"Speak, kiss? How can this be! " The first thing to oppose is the Ice Emperor Phoenix. He said shyly, "Be patient with your predecessors. Isn't this too much ..."
"Yes, yes, I don't want to kiss!" Chrysanthemum pill also busy nodded, blushing and said.
"It looks very interesting!" Bubu is still laughing, as if all is well.
"Cut!" Qing Xue's child vomited, blinked his golden cat's eye and turned his head to one side. If you look closely, you can vaguely see the reddish earlobe.
Emperor Qing Xue didn't speak, but the air conditioner was a little broken. He put his glasses in the corner to face the light.
"I knew there would be such a request, but I really wonder why it's your turn. But it is understandable if you are patient with this request, but I will never let you get it ... "Just as he was talking, Shen Si came to the dry door. "Dry ..."
"Ah, Yiwu chose Inui?" Kikumaru exclaimed in surprise, "Does Yiwu like Inui?"
"I don't think so!" Fujibe said.
"Ganjun, give me a cup of vegetable juice directly!" When he said this, Shen Si hesitated. "Although watching Sakurai's dried juice is a bit scary, it's better to choose dried juice, because if you choose Tezuka Jun, he refused without saying anything. If you choose Feng Jun, he is so simple and a little reluctant to choose Qian Yue. It feels like ruining the seedlings. If you choose chrysanthemum pill, you will be angry. If you choose chrysanthemum pills, you will feel a little strange no matter what you think, but if you have patience, you will feel a little worthless and unwilling, so simply choose dried juice, so no one will offend you.
They looked at the deep division of the black line, took the vegetable juice and drank it.
"It doesn't seem so bad!" Unexpectedly, Shen Si did not fall, but seemed to lick his lips.
"Ah, awesome!" Kikumaru looked surprised and cried, "Why didn't you respond to Inui's vegetable juice like Bubi?"
"That glass of vegetable juice doesn't seem to be the right color," Qian Yue said suddenly, and the color doesn't seem as strange as before. "Elder Inuit?"
"Ah." Ganxu nodded. "Because I didn't expect to meet Fudomine and Bingdi, I only brought enough Qing Xue when I went out. When Ganxu's extra-thick mixed vegetable juice was gone, I replaced it with something else!"
"Ah, what's that?" Looking at Shen Si holding his head and sitting down, the big dog Feng asked with conscience.
"When I first came in, the proprietress gave it to me," grinned strangely. "Sake is a specialty of Hakone-CHO."
"Japanese sake?"
"You let him drink that big glass?" Hot spring pools are full of surprises.
"Fuck, 20 laps around the hotel!" Tezuka spoke.
"What now?" Seeing the back of leaving, I asked patiently.
"Hey, Yiwu, what are you going to do?" Chrysanthemum pill suddenly cried, I don't know when Shen Si came up to him and stared at him. "Nothing else ..."
"Why are you so cute?" After reading it for a long time, I suddenly said that there was still no wave. "Why is it all your fault that you are so cute? I wouldn't think you are so cute if your eyes weren't so big and full of spirit, but I think your hair is also cute. What should I do? Let me touch my burgundy hair. Why is it all your fault? The tension on my face is also very cute. I like you so much. What should I do? Wait, I'll ask the orange elder ... "
"Is Wu Jun drunk?" Looking at Shen Si's white cheeks, he said thoughtfully.
"But isn't there a saying that you tell the truth after drinking?" Touch your chin patiently. "Maybe Yiwu Jun really likes chrysanthemum pills! It turns out that Wu Jun likes this type! "
"ah!" Kikumaru suddenly let out a cry and quickly jumped to the second side, clutching her red face with her left hand.
"What's the matter? Eiji? " Fuji asked with his head sideways.
"Just ... just Yi Wu Jun ..." I don't know why Feng's face turned red. "He just bit the old chrysanthemum pill!"
"A bite?" The two geniuses who didn't see it just now asked together, "Where did you bite?"
"Don't laugh at me! I bit my face. " Take your hand off, there are two rows of teeth marks on your face that are not labeled OK.
"Haha, Yinger, go find an OK tension and post it here!"
"Minister Tezuka!" Just as this side was laughing because of the tooth marks on Kikumaru's face, Qian Yue suddenly cried. Looking down at the past, I found that the person who had just bitten Kikumaru was biting towards Osamu Tezuka's face, but Osamu Tezuka didn't know whether it was because he was too surprised or because he had answers, but he remained motionless.
"Hey, this guy Shen Si has done this again!" On the verge of biting, the great power called running circle by Osamu Tezuka came in. Seeing this situation, he immediately rushed down and pulled Shen Si away.
"Shenwei," Shensi squinted for a long time. "How do you have been bitten? Why did you run out again? I won't bite you again. A lot of things here haven't been bitten ... "
"Shenweijun seems to know this very well!" Never walk up to the tail of God and ask with a smile.
"This guy, when he is drunk, will find all kinds of excuses to bite people everywhere, and I don't know why he has this habit!" Shenwei is obviously troubled by this matter. "But those who have bitten won't bite again, don't worry."
Rest assured of what? Only Kikumaru is safe here!
"I also found it once when I went to his house. Speaking of which, how good is it? Is he drunk again? Obviously there is no wine! " Shenwei frowned doubtfully. "But it's nothing. I'll forget all about it when I wake up! "
"Uh-huh, tezuka is here. This uncle just saw your work "Qing Xue running in circles outside" ... "He stopped before he finished.
"Here's another one ..." Shen Si turned his head when he heard the sound, looked expressionless, gave up a few people who were isolated by great power and jumped towards a new one.
Like a sandwich, the people at the bottom are poor Cabaji, and in the middle are gorgeous grandfathers, with deep thoughts lying on them.
"What's going on? Be patient, don't open it for me! " Trace propped up the body, and then unfortunately ran into Shen Si's malicious actions.
It tastes a little different. As before, Shen Si half narrowed his eyes and bit it down. People who are crushed by themselves look a little familiar, but why does it taste different from before? When people around him didn't react, Shen Si decided to take another bite. If you don't know, try again! If you have any questions, ask Senior Orange when you come down!
But it tastes really good.
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