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Two-part allegorical saying

A nun in buddhist nun-no luck (husband) getting whipped and no stick-eating soft and not eating hard.

The short man rode a big horse-he was caught in a dilemma and secretly boxed-and played blindly for a while.

The dwarf sat in Gordon-trapped in a dark room-sad.

The dwarf sat on the high stool-he couldn't reach An Lushan's hair-and leaned back.

Shorty fart-humble chopping bones on the chopping board-simply.

The dwarf goes up the stairs-the frog on the shore rises step by step-and jumps at the touch.

Dig seeds by gourd-dig dogs with a stick-flustered

Head into the fire resistance-hold your breath.

One is logical reasoning, and the explanation part is the result of reasoning from the previous metaphor part. For example:

Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-not a person inside and outside.

Narcissus doesn't bloom-play dumb

Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-they know what they have suffered (or "what they have suffered can't be said")

There is also a homophonic two-part allegorical saying, which adds homophonic elements to the previous strong foundation. take for example

Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)

Confucius was moved-all lost (book)

Burn charcoal with a flagpole (alas, enjoy it)

Shut the knife in the cesspit-literature (smell) is not good, and martial arts (dance) is not good.

Here are some common two-part allegorical sayings:

The dumb eats Huang Lian: I can't tell you how difficult it is.

Scholar meets soldier: The reason is unknown.

Bachelor teaches boys: cheap and greedy.

Money for a bachelor: once lost, there is no turning back.

Blind people eat soup: know what they are.

Monk Zhang Er: I don't know.

Narcissus doesn't bloom: play dumb.

Nephew plays lanterns: the same as before (uncle)

Confucius was moved: I lost all my books.

Courtesy in return: shameless

Clay figurine opens the door: a man who lives his own life

Stealing the chicken and not eating the rice: after eating the rice, it didn't take advantage, but it suffered a loss.

Throwing bombs in the toilet: arousing people's feces (anger)

Death married a daughter: a ghost wanted it.

The following are common two-part allegorical sayings in Cantonese:

Cowhide lanterns: the focus is extremely unclear

Chopping wood under the bed: beating the board, that is, making trouble.

Wife's burden: Yin Gong, that is, pity.

Husband fanned the fan: bleak (wife is cold), just pitiful.

Cyclops's wife: Take a look at the sun.

Winter salted duck: get a word

Blowing up ghosts overnight: no anger

Sweet potato falls into air furnace: stew

Elemene in wet water: pumping water at both ends

Watermelon hits the dog: I didn't see it.

Open henhouse: enter by yourself

White eel on the beach: Dead or dead.

Burning flagpole: there is a long row of charcoal (sigh)

Chaozhou Music: Take care.

If you have no bullets, you are impeccable.

African monks: Begging people to hate (black monks) is annoying.

Fish people take a bath/fish people wash themselves: there is no breath.

Bow ruler: measure water

Aram marries Ali: Tired of fighting.

Too cm pork: everyone has a share.

New Year's Eve fried dumpling: Everyone has me.

Old mention and buried knot: count

Mongolian Khan-

Kublai Khan: I was hit in the ass (suddenly = ass; Fierce = cracked)

Swallow gold to destroy the song dynasty (gold = money for food; Song =? ? = dish)

Two-part allegorical saying: Let go of the baggage and chat-two-part allegorical saying

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It's amazing upstairs, I admire it! ! !

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Tailor's ruler-measure people, not yourself.

Boil jiaozi in the teapot-you can't pour it out if you have it.

Long bamboo poles enter the city gate-you can't turn it.

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Mosquitoes have fat in their bellies-no oil and no water.

Boil the crab in a boiling pot-see how long you run.

Crazy girl telling jokes-laugh and laugh.

Invite wolves to visit-I'm tired of living.

The lame walked past the blind-learn from each other's strengths.

A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-lascivious 0

The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.

Ask your sister-in-law for company-it's not easy to be careful.

The poor widow went to the market-she didn't need anyone or money.

The mouse fell into the water tank-Fashion (Wet Hair) 2

Han Xiangzi plays the flute-Extraordinary 5

Yellow mud fell into the crotch-not something (shit) but something (shit) 6

The yellow dog's head came out of the corner-scratching his head (sheep) 5

Weasel foraging-Play it by ear (chicken) 5

Weasel hair-can't fart.

The mouse is biting the ball-the guest is angry.

The monk temple faces the nun-you don't have to do anything.

Monk's wooden fish-from ear to ear 1

Gnashing one's teeth-shameless (toothless) 2

Drinking rice soup-shameless (obscene) 0

Look in the mirror with your mouth open-make a fool of yourself.

Two sisters compete for money -Biff (rich) 0

Beggars are addicted to cigarettes-hate (smoking) 0

Beggars dance yangko-poor and happy.

The dumpling skin is too thin-it is inevitable to expose the stuffing.

Beijing opera moves-rub it slowly.

Candle of fire-soft and not drooping 1

Say the horse is swollen when you see a camel-it's rare and strange.

Back pain, chest patch-regardless of future trouble.

Selling flutes on the street-playing by yourself

Adou is the emperor-weak and incompetent.

Watch out under the chopping board-I can't fly.

A nun in a temple-no luck (husband)

Dwarf riding a big horse-dilemma

The short man sat in Gordon's dilemma.

The short man sat on a high stool-he couldn't reach it.

Then the gourd digs the seeds-one less.

Then enter the fire zone-hold your breath.

Then drink water in the middle of your head-reluctantly

You can't force people to do things they don't want to do. )

The dwarf pushes his hand-his hand is not high

A dwarf climbed a hill-greedy for cheap.

Take the medicine according to the old prescription-it's still the same.

Fight secretly-fight blindly for a while.

An Shi Rebellion-The other way around.

Straw silk belt-embarrassing

Scarecrow put out the fire on his upper body-fire.

People who enjoy food put out the fire-all belong to urine

Cast a net in a rice field-catch a net in the air

Play hide-and-seek on the playground-there is nowhere to hide.

Put rouge powder on the coffin-save face

(metaphor is a good face. )

Money-obsessed turned and went to settle accounts.

Metaphor is always calculating J.

The god of wealth pays the bill-it is unprofitable.

(metaphor is not good. )

The god of wealth waved-coming back to life.

(Metaphor is a blessing. )

The God of Wealth divorces his wife-not for an empty man.

(Metaphor does not pity empty people. )

The God of Wealth wears their rice bowls-money and power.

Eunuchs are not called eunuchs-too cheap (prison)

Tailors beat dogs-there are dimensions.

Metaphor is measured in doing things. )

The tailor is good at using scissors-there is only one ruler left.

Tailor's ruler-measure people, not yourself.

Tailors make wedding dresses-happy for others

(figuratively speaking, others benefit from their own labor.

Tailors make clothes-be careful.

Tailors can't make clothes with rulers-they have their own judgment.

Tailors don't wear rulers-they have bad intentions.

Just lost the first shot.-What's there to panic about?

Sparrows just out of the nest-wings are not hard

Brilliant morning glow-thriving.

A newborn doll-little hands and feet

Spoiled daughter-in-law and offended mother-dilemma

Stir-fried leeks and onions-no use

Fried beans-they can't germinate.

Stir-fried spoon-taste the ups and downs

Sauté ed pickles with salt-too idle (salty)

Salt-free cooking-boring

Stir-fried noodles pinch Pulsatilla-an old acquaintance

It was the red man (Ren Mi) who was fired.

The murderer is fiercer than Yan-one is fiercer than the other.

Chu overlord lifts the tripod-infinite power

The overlord of Chu committed suicide in Wujiang River-ashamed to return to Jiangdong

Cheng is an emperor at every bite-he can't be true.

Cheng first bit the whole axe-three times.

Cheng bite into the war-just the three axes.

Sweeping the street in the gale-false alarm

Strike while the iron is hot-just right.

Hang yourself with powder-shame.

It's tempting to mix water-it's not imposing.

Take a chopstick as a flagpole-it won't stand.

The firemen put out the fire-it was difficult to protect themselves.

Pour gasoline on the firewood and light it.

Crisp melons beat dogs-bits and pieces

Cao Cao went down to the south of the Yangtze River-he came fiercely and lost miserably.

Cao Cao eats chicken ribs-it's tasteless to eat, but it's a pity to discard them.

Cao Cao met Jiang Gan-a disaster.

Cao Cao defeated Walker Road-as expected.

Cao's surgery-cleaning

Cao Cao killed Hua tuo-he was afraid of illness and medicine.

Cao Cao used a trick-beautiful and smooth.

Bitter gourd in the vegetable garden-the older you get, the redder your heart becomes.

Pepper in the garden-the higher the stronger.

Pulley in the vegetable garden-at the mercy of others

Wipe the tablecloth in the dining room-I've tasted everything.

Chop the lotus root with a kitchen knife-each piece has eyes.

Shave your head with a kitchen knife-different

There is no protagonist in the opera-a stage for nonsense

A player wears a dragon robe-he can't be an emperor.

Opera "The Living Beard"

Beat chicken feathers-strong and (dust)

It is difficult to arrange a banquet at the bow.

Ship to bamboo supports improvisation.

The coffin made of wood drifts for half a lifetime and becomes a man when he is old.

When the ship comes to the bridge, it must be smooth.

Lawn cutter hoes the ground-manage it.

The mower reached under the donkey's head-looking for food under the knife.

Rainbow and white clouds talk about love.

Flames in the Air-Empty Bubbles

Morning pepper-sharp and spicy; horrible

Eunuch who emigrated to Korea-no heir

Onions don't bloom-what garlic is there?

Once the onion skin bag stops frying,

Fried lotus root with onion leaves-air to air

Tailor work-never forget to eat (feet)

The tailor wears a ring-the most authentic (needle)

Master tailor buys fields-absolutely (needle) absolutely (needle)

Tailor's Property-Truth (Earn by Needle)

Tailors Spread Stripes —— Contending for Long and Discussing for Short

Empress Dowager Cixi listened to politics-she came up with her tricks.

Don't punt, let it drift.

Play ball on watermelon-push if you can, and slide if you can.

(metaphor tries to bear it. )

Be a snake on hemp rope-make a fuss

Making a mountain out of a molehill is making a mountain out of a molehill. Or too flustered. )

Step on your nose and face-insult others

Step on your shoulder and shit on your head-bully others severely

(figuratively cruel)

The mouth of a fly and the nose of a dog-how clever!

Flies don't bite-disgusting

Flies' wings-not much wind and waves.

Flies fall into the rice bowl-disgusting

Flies are relatives of dung beetles-they smell the same.

Flies hurt the eyes-sooner or later they will hit the wall.

The world view of flies-where it stinks, where it drills.

Flies fly into the garden-pretend to be crazy (bees)

The fly flew into the cow's eye-tired of looking for it (tears) to eat.

Flies don't bite-disgusting

Flies sting Bodhisattva-mistook one for another.

To make a metaphor, I don't know whether it's good or bad, and treat good people as bad people. )

Flies fart-who are you scaring?

(metaphor 1, big countries are not. )

Flies' wings-not much wind and waves.

Metaphor doesn't play much role.

The world view of flies-Where is the stink?

(figuratively speaking, participate in doing some dirty things. )

Flies tickle cows, but it's no use.

The fly fell into the sauce basin-in a fog.

(1. The metaphor is unreasonable. 2. refers to a vague understanding of things)

A fly meets a cobweb-there is no turning back.

(Metaphor meets danger and never comes back)

Cao Cao didn't want a city-he fled after defeat.

Cao Cao and Zhuge Liang-Different Tempers

Different people have different personalities. )

Cao Cao killed Lv Boshe-making mistakes is making mistakes.

Cao Cao defeated Huarong Road-Going the Right Way

The straw hat has a rotten edge-the top is good; Have nothing to say

When the gong struck, the straw hat stopped ringing.

The scarecrow put out the fire-died in vain.

The grass man put out the fire-self-destruction

Grass male chest-unintentional

Borrow an arrow from a straw boat-the more the better.

Grass boat borrows arrows-sit back and enjoy the success

A straw boat borrowed an arrow and returned with a full load.

Hanging hydrangeas in the toilet-not worthy.

Eating sesame cakes in the toilet-it's hard to open in a day.

Eat cantaloupe in the toilet-it tastes wrong.

Eating sugar cane in the toilet-chewing it.

Jump into the well with the gold ingot in your arms-put down your life, not money.

Keep warm with a candle-it's no use.

Holding a tiger and calling for help-asking for trouble.

Kissing Bodhisattva-A Warm Head

Take your ass upstairs.

Holding a can of money, I smashed a ton-a money fan.

Holding a nest of chickens with great interest-busy.

Hug a bitch and bring a doll-just mind your own nest.

Watermelon is in your arms-as sure as a gun

Go to the bathroom and look in the mirror-it stinks.

It is a metaphor for doing things too much, which makes people hate it. )

Put sesame seeds in the toilet-fragrant and smelly.

Playing with pens in the toilet-ugly (smelly) room (text)

News in the toilet-ugly room

Set up a shed in the toilet-a smelly shelf

It's hard for a teapot to talk with its mouth-enthusiasm is in it.

Cook jiaozi in a teapot-know what you're doing.

Noodles cooked in a teapot are hard to catch.

Cooking yuanxiao in teapot-full of worries (food)

Cooking wonton in teapot-belly talk (goods)

Boil the frozen pear in the teapot-it's sour.

The teapot has a mouth, but it can't talk.

Bo is in the tea shop-Hu (pot)

Not in the tea shop, man ~ I don't want to mention any pot without charge.

Water in the flower shop-get out of here

The teahouse is on fire-sure enough (on fire)

The teacup fell to the ground-the net collapsed (porcelain)

Tea shop moves-start a new stove

Give up the original and start over. )

The teapot has a mouth, but it can't talk.

Lantern Festival in the teapot-just can't get in.

The metaphor is very stingy, only others can give him something, and his things are never outside.

Here you are. )

The handle of the teapot has been knocked off-there is only one mouth left.

(Metaphor rhetoric, there is no real skill. )

Jiaozi in a teapot-easier to get in than to get out.

Break up at a fork in the road-go their separate ways

Break up at the fork-go their separate ways

Break the temple and disperse the monks-go their separate ways

Chop vegetables with a shovel-not authentic (reach for a knife)

Banana fruit-a heart

A bright handkerchief conjures tricks-no hiding or tucking.

The juggler took a piece of cloth-a cover.

Baoyu and Xiangyun wept for Grandmother Jia, each with his own tears.

Insects in Corn Stalk-Special (Drill) Heart

Corn flour is the best-it's hard to knead.

Bitch Fujian-insincere

The deflated suona-see how you blow it

Feed the tiger in bed-harm others and yourself.

Fart under the covers-you can write (smell) and type (cover)

Fart under the covers.-take it all.

Cover the table with a sheet because it is too big.

Confused; By heart-completely awake.

Change your robe into a sweatshirt-more than enough.

Picking peonies in hospital beds-longing for flowers.

If you are seriously ill, don't take medicine-wait for death.

Peeling onions and mashing garlic-a trivial matter

A peeled tree-not long.

Skin toad III- heart never dies

Peel off the skin and stomach of cuttlefish-a pair of black hearts

Put a lamp on the table of the Eight Immortals-this is obvious.

Chamber pot is on the table of the Eight Immortals-not a (family) gang.

An eight-acre valley.-Just this one.

(Metaphors are pitifully few. )

Balizhuang Radish-Beautiful in Heart

Eight tigers broke into the secluded land-dead, lost, lost.

(figuratively speaking, the loss is too great. )

Eight horses are inseparable-they are inseparable.

Catch rabbits on August 15th. You have a holiday, and you have a holiday.

Metaphor has nothing to do with the overall situation. )

August 15 to see the dragon lantern-half a year late.

It is too late. )

Cucumber shed in August-an empty shelf

Metaphor is something with only form but no content. )

Persimmon in August-The older you get, the redder you get.

The weather in August-sometimes sunny, sometimes rainy.

(metaphor people or things are changeable and unpredictable. )

Write an apostrophe for eight words-one less Chinese.

There are too many metaphors. )

Eighty-year-olds learn to exhale.

The 80-year-old man is boasting-he is weak.

An 80-year-old lady

The Eight Immortals cross the sea without a boat-they have their own rules (crossing)

An 80-year-old grandmother and a 3-year-old grandson-both old and young.

Eat moon cakes on August 15th-just in time.

Chamber pot is on the table of the Eight Immortals-not a successful guy.

Pull up radishes and plant onions-every crop is hotter.

A plucked lion-makes you laugh.

Pigeons without hair can't fly.

A metaphor is more powerful than one. )

Every bamboo shoot at jointing stage-rising every day

(metaphor is promising and promising. )

Tug of war-pulling at both ends

Use it as a pillow-forget it.

Put your hand in a grinding eye-ask for it.

) find yourself suffering. )

Think of pearls as mud balls-you really don't know the goods.

Put the horn on the donkey's head.-four unlike.

Practice aiming at the shooting range-turn a blind eye

Overlord's treat-you have to eat if you eat, or you have to eat if you don't eat.

White cloth has gone into the dye vat-it won't wash clean.

Daydreaming-thinking.

(Metaphor is groundless fantasy. )

Black and white-black and white

(Metaphor is a clear distinction between right and wrong. )

Sauté ed green onions with cabbage leaves-add pro (green) to pro (green)

(metaphor is particularly friendly, intimate and connected. )

Boiled tofu with cabbage-nobody touches anyone's light.

For example, no one can take advantage of anyone. )

The white snake showed its true colors after drinking realgar wine.

Giving food to Tang Priest for nothing-modesty and hypocrisy.

Playing the trumpet at the age of 80-long life and short breath.

8000-year-old beard-a good personal idea.

This square table is uneven without a foot.

Eight sparrow sedan chair-can't afford it.

Fifteen kinds of peanuts in August-blind command

Dancing innocently at the age of eighty

Eight Money Fortune Telling-How can I guarantee you a lifetime?

Eight immortals crossing the sea-each showing his magical powers

When the Eight Immortals cross the ocean, the phoenix can fly, and it can rain.

A person's palm was bitten by a mosquito-a person's fingers itched.

Beat empty with a slap ~ for nothing.

Cover your eyes-in fact, you can't cover the sky.

Slap bricks-hard work

Pull a dog to squat on the wall-pretend that the tiger is sitting on the ground.

(metaphor pretending to be a gentleman J.

Pull the dog and lift the curtain-one mouth at a time.

A bulldog bit the moon-I wonder how high the moon is.

) I don't know how good I am, and I'm overreaching.

Look in the mirror-ask for ugliness.

"Hundred Family Names" lacks a second baby-no money.

Don't forget the first name-money is the first name.

Straight-year-old crooked-necked tree-final version

Larks meet parrots-they sing and talk when they meet.

A plucked pigeon.-See how you fly.

Pulling out radish has eyes-not white.

Pull out the radish hole-well-founded.

White radish stabbed a knife-something that doesn't bleed.

Metaphor is unwilling to pay more. 2 metaphor is not refreshing. )

The baiwenhang wears a straw hat-pretending to be a good man

A vicious villain pretends to be a good person to cheat. )

Poplar leaves-double-sided lamp

Sugar mixed with honey-adding sweetness to sweetness

(metaphor is good and good. )

Bitter melon mixed with sugar-bitter and sweet

Metaphor is a contradictory psychological state or complex feelings. )

Buy eye drops at ash shop-wrong door.

(the metaphor is wrong. )

Clear water in white glass bottle-perspective

Cabbage is getting older and older.

Idiot gourd-fool

White singing-grotesque.

White food-don't touch it.

White talk-don't talk to people.

White look at yourself in the mirror-not a person inside and outside.

White snake saves Xu Xian-Layer heart tries its best.

I lied to the Tang Priest for nothing-one plan failed and another was born.

White met the Monkey King-he showed his true colors.

White Bride in Bags-the Demon of Demons

The baiwenhang wears a straw hat-it can't change people.

The baiwenhang wears glasses-pretend to be good.

Uncover the tofu skin in the white water pot-impossible

Boiled wax gourd-tasteless.