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I went to buy cigarettes yesterday, bought a pack of 20, gave my boss 50, and gave me 40 change. I pretended not to know, put it in my pocket and left.

I didn't go far. The boss called me: you didn't take your cigarette!

I shed tears and took out ten dollars to my boss: You give me ten dollars more change.

The boss also left moving tears: Young man, bring me the cigarette and I'll change it for you.

Smoking the cigarette that my boss changed for me, the pure taste touched me again: boss, bring me that 50-dollar one just now and I'll change it for you!

The boss took the 50 and was moved again: Young man, give me the change you just gave me, and I will change it for you.

After receiving the boss's change, I was moved again and took out my mobile phone from my pocket: boss, I'll give it back to you.

With tears in his eyes, the boss took out his wallet trembling. Here is your wallet, young man.

At this time, the young man couldn't hold on any longer. He knelt on the ground and hugged the boss's thigh and cried, Brother, go to Room 304 of the hotel next door and take your daughter home from elementary school!

When the boss heard this, he was shocked, sighed and turned to the store and shouted: Red apricot, stop hiding, come out and go back with your husband! Qingdao Li San cheated the deposit answer.