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A sketch about learning to be grateful and cherish life.

One set: a lecture desk, three sets of tables and chairs. Characters: Teacher and student Yang Erya, student Li and student Bonnie Chen sang: Our people are so happy today ... (Walking to their seats) Li sang: The sun shines in the sky, flowers smile at each other ... (Yang Yun) Last night, the west wind withered trees, and I just got downstairs, but I couldn't see the way to study. When ... (Who is it? May Yang: Hey, big news, big news! Ban Ren is angry with me again, and our class has changed to a new one! I heard that the surname is Hou. Chen; Well, a "sheep" just left and a "monkey" came. Li: Who cares about monkeys? Even if the Monkey King comes, we have to take him back to Huaguoshan. Yang: OK! If you don't loosen your teeth, you will be rooted in the chaotic class. A thousand words persuade the right thoughts, and whoever comes will be angry. Yeah! Teacher; : enter the classroom "class!" Chen: Get up and stand up. Teacher: Hello, class. Please sit down. First, let me introduce myself. I am your new class teacher. My surname is Hou. Student: "Monkey"? (Ha ... Hey ...) Teacher: Quiet, please introduce yourself. Yang: Teacher, her name is Bonnie and her name is Li. Chen and Li: Her name is Yang Erya. Teacher; Don't students know who they are? Ask someone to introduce you. Ok, shall I announce the results of the monthly exam? Yang Erya is 76, Li is 67 and Bonnie is 49. Chen: Ah! We're going to fry shredded pork with bamboo boards again tonight. Yang and Li: What do you mean? Chen: Don't you know? Every time I go home for an exam, the score below 80 is women's singles, the score below 70 is men's singles, and the score below 60 is mixed doubles. I'm dead this time. Teacher: Stop it and carefully analyze the reasons why you didn't do well in the exam. Write me a written reflection, and your feelings must be very profound. Teacher: OK, why don't you read the reflection for everyone? Li: What do you know about spring flowers and autumn moons? When is the exam? At present, the test papers are re-issued, and the results are unbearable. I'm still worried about what happened last time, but I changed the subject. When will you stand out? Like a river flowing eastward. Chen sang: Who cares, how bitter my heart is, who cares, where I will go tomorrow, how bad my grades are, how many dirty eyes I have received, and how bitter my skin is. In fact, my heart hurts more than anyone else. Yang: When can I get a high score? I have nothing to ask the sky. I wonder if I will go to college tomorrow. Will the exam be strict? I want to be strong. Smell the cock crow in the middle of the night, and watch it at night. Unfortunately, my life is dull and my wisdom is incomplete. Sighing the book "Mountains and Seas", I should also hate it. Who says I'm not strong-willed, the moon is uncertain, my grades are sometimes good and sometimes bad, and it's hard to get into the sky? This is an old question. I hope that after hard work, it will be named before Sun Shan. Teacher: You complained before I complained. Hey! Sing: I don't know, why? Students are not what I imagined, or they can't find the direction of education, let alone full of hope. Standing in the classroom with tears in my heart, I don't know what to do. Student: wink at jokes. The bell rings ... Student: The first battle was successful, yeah! Go home! Teacher: In the dead of night, when I am upset, I don't sleep when I am upset. My mind is full of students. (Say:) No! These little guys seem to be aiming at me on purpose. In their eyes, it seems impossible. Hey! By the way, now the new curriculum reform, to optimize the relationship between teachers and students, huh! Let's get started. Yang: Hey, who cleaned the floor so clean? Well, there's a new tablecloth, yo, and a chair cushion. Teacher; Start class. Today we are going to learn the calculation of parallelogram area. Look, I have two identical trapezoids in my hand. Now I put the speakers together. What do you see? Student: Whispering to each other and doing little tricks. Old City Singer: Look at the students across the street. Look at me. I have a wonderful speech here. Take a look first. Student: I look left and right, up and down, but I just don't understand. Come on ... Teacher: Hey! Is there nothing we can do? Shall we call it a day? Chen: No, no, Li and Zhang Jiagen had a fight. My head is broken. Why don't you go and have a look? Teacher: See you at the door. Don't go. Study in the classroom. Leave it to me. Chen: Li is miserable this time. His family is so poor, how much should the medical expenses be? Yang: Will the teacher fire him? Will you tell her mother? Her mother is ill. Chen: Maybe, this teacher is quite fierce. And: let's pray for him. Chen Sing: I pray for Li Neng's safe return. Although she was injured, it would be nice to come back. Yang Sang: I pray that the teacher will be lenient and never fire me. Li: I walked into the classroom with gauze wrapped in my head. Teacher: You look calm. It's okay. I'll get my exercise book and get ready for class. Yang and Chen: Hey, how's it going? Li: You're welcome. When the teacher arrived at the hospital, he didn't say anything. He helped me find a doctor before and after running, and paid the medical expenses without saying a word. Seeing my head bleeding, the teacher cried like a crybaby. How unkind are we to him? The teacher is a bully to us. Student: We all misjudged her. Teacher: Class! Student: Hello, teacher! Teacher: Li sang foolishly: I'm sorry, teacher. It's not that I don't love you. I really don't want to make you sad. Students sing: I'm sorry, teacher. I didn't embarrass you. I really don't want to make you angry. The teacher sang: it doesn't matter, it really doesn't matter. At least you have realized your mistake. You don't need to torture yourself sadly, and you don't need too much commitment. As long as you study hard, it's enough for me. A person's life has many memories. It will be sweet to think of you. Teacher: Today we learn a poem "Poem of Love" Teacher: Love is a mountain spring Yang: How many dried-up hearts have been moistened Teacher: Love is rain and dew Li: How many happy homes have been bred Teacher: Love is: Driving away the severe cold in winter Teacher: Love is a beacon Yang: Let the distance between hearts be no longer far away Teacher: Reach out your heart Teacher: Use our heart Student: Use our love.