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Beautiful Quotations in Original Bill (I) 1. No regrets-Hal

For me, you are the one with infinite scenery, and you are the one left behind. The point is you, not how you are.

3. "As long as there is no serious beginning, there is no need to deliberately say the end. The retreat has been waiting for you there without any obstacles or concerns. No one will be embarrassed, even the steps don't have to be paved. This is the most rational way under the impulse package. " -“XXX”

4. You can think deeply or forget it in the Jianghu.

5. I wish you become such a person: don't show off, don't quarrel, and be a knowledgeable person; Not empty, not impetuous, be a rich man; Even if life is exhausted, it will grow old in elegance.

6. Hope is fire and disappointment is smoke, so life always burns and smokes.

7. A love that consumes everything, you can go home slowly.

8. Happiness is in the left hand, memories are in the right hand, and flowers are unbeaten.

9. I'll just listen to them make love outside, and we'll go home together when we're done, so he's still mine. Mr. Zhang and Mr. Zhang are very kind.

10. A trip through mountains and rivers will make you lucky three times, and a storm will make you miss your life.

1 1. Don't be afraid of someone offending others. You know, no one in the world can avoid offending people.

12. I wish Wang Ye a long life, enjoy Wan Li and enjoy endless loneliness. -"A person is subject to the government"

13. I want to make you feel at ease all your life. I'll be fidgeting. -"sissy"

14. belated affection and compensation are lighter than grass-I love your ten years most.

15. Life is full of disappointment, and not all the waiting can be fulfilled. Smile right, don't panic.

16. Nanfeng Road: You are His Royal Highness the Prince.

17. eternal blood, that's how he takes you home "-"Hal and his white cat owner "

18. I hope the sunshine will be warmer, the days will be slower, and the company of cats will be longer.

19. The autumn moon is clear, and the moonlight is like snow outside the bead curtain. Sprinkle curtains and add clothes, and the glass lamps are full of fragrance.

20. It's terrible that you can't find someone to accompany you when you are sad.

Beautiful Quotations 2 1 in Original Bill (Part 2). Fight for you.

22. My favorite phoenix, even as I lay dying, please let me take one last look at you.

23. All sufferings and burdens are the time of this world like a flowing cloud. -Pastor "Big Brother"

24. Facing the wind, the starlight, and the light extending to the horizon wirelessly on both sides of the street-"disguised scum"

25. Born in the north, I don't know the south heart.

26. The fallen petal is independent, Swift Qi Fei.

27. Those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.

28. In the depth of time, it would be nice if the mountains and rivers could depend on each other.

29. In the deepest world of mortals, I am used to looking at the days like sand between my fingers. It's just about what you have. This is a hidden idea and endless diving. Don't ask about the past, there is still nostalgia; Don't ask about the future, you missed it. So cleanliness has become a guarantee. In the flying world, dancing the truth of fate.

30. If one day I become stone-hearted, I have paid all my tenderness and kindness before.

3 1. Believe that dreams are the source of value, that vision determines everything in the future, that success is more important than success itself, that there are setbacks in life without failure, and that the quality of life comes from erin brockovich's belief.

32. Even if you are in jail now, you just need to work hard. If you can't do it, you need to exert yourself. If you go out, you will get all the answers you want in life.

Whisper a love story, write a picture of love, bloom a flower of love and cover a blue tile. Drink a cup of green tea and grind a bowl of green sand. Roll up a green yarn and look at the crescent moon in the sky. Love is like blue and white ink, everything will bloom in an instant.

On the way to see you, the wind is warm, the rain is sweet, and even the clouds are like cotton candy.

35. Because I like you, I am walking on thin ice on the edge of the abyss, so that I almost forget that I am seventeen years old and the whole world belongs to me.

36. Various stories, but emotional injuries; Xiao Shui people go, as bright as frost.

37. You may not shine, but you are always warm and bright.

38. I like you very much, not the kind I talk about every day, but the kind I can't even think about. -the witch is "frivolous"

39. There are 3,000 floating lanterns flowing in the night behind the unknown ghost. The person I love is still in this world.

40. They escaped the bullets, but not the gossip. -"A Worship to Heaven and Earth"

Beautiful Quotations in Original Order 3 4 1. The moon is chewed into stars, and you hide in the starry sky.

42. If you lose, I will accompany you to recite the eternal infamy. If you die, I will give you a martyr-kill the wolf.

43. There are gains and losses, joys and sorrows, and various tastes, such as drinking boiled water. I know the pain and enjoy it. -"Best Actor"

44. They walk slowly, their robes are dusty, the mountains are winding, and the years are long. Stop-and-go is a lifelong matter —— The World of Copper Coins

45. The sun's sunshine is far better than the moon, but the sun can only walk alone forever, and the moon is accompanied by stars. Of all things in the world, the sun is actually the loneliest.

46. I don't want to be sober, I'd rather indulge myself all the time. I don't know the way back, but I would rather pursue it without regret all my life.

47. "years of wishful thinking, once possession." -"Kill the Wolf"

48. Even if no one holds my hand, I can walk with my hand in my trouser pocket.

49. "Dear, have you seen the gray watchtower outside? The moment I saw it, I suddenly felt that I didn't love you —— Notes on the Grey Tower

50. There is no right or wrong way to love someone. In love, I go all out. Because of love, I want to see her smile, see her happiness and understand her mind. Because I love her so much, sometimes I don't even care how she gives. Love is not pork, it is not measured by any unit, and it is priced.

5 1. You are very kind, and I like you. -"The Father of the Magic Way"

52. When you look at SHEN WOO Road, magic and fairies meet on the bridge.

53. The Millennium is frost. The so-called Iraqis are on the water side.

54. Everything in the past is a preface. I hope the days are clean, and all I see when I look up is tenderness.

55. "People are like this, thinking and thinking, hesitating, feeling that they are not ready and have not saved enough courage. In fact, as long as they take that step, they will find that everything is ready-"run wild"

56. It's best to make friends with people of your own style, whether crazy or serious, with the same personality. Say a word and do one thing, that kind of tacit understanding and comfort can't be given by others. People with different attributes seem to always talk to chickens and ducks, so bored that they finally want to hit him.

Even if the whole world betrays you, I will stand by and betray the whole world.

58. I listen to the arrangement of the wind, but it never plays cards.

59. Some stories can't stand later.

60. "It's not too bad to frown at you."

Sharing beautiful sentences in Yuan Dan's novels

A beautiful sentence in Yuan Dan's novel 1. Unknown ghost, with 3000 floating lights flowing at night behind it. The person I love is still in this world.

Only by bypassing the scattered mountains and rivers can you find yourself a human fireworks.

3. I stamp my feet, I worry, I cry, and I want to tear myself to pieces.

I want to provide thousands of lamps, and moths are not afraid of catching fire at night. But I don't want to bow my head because I did the right thing.

5. Leave all disappointments to those who wait. After all, will we meet again tomorrow after parting? Tomorrow, maybe it's far away.

6. Don't make do, don't insist, don't be kitsch, don't go with the flow, and live yourself into a beam of light, confident, frank and radiant.

7. Have a romantic universe and cherish the daily life on earth.

8. Time is the best medicine for mental pain. The pain needs to be solved slowly by ourselves.

9. My bones say I still love you. -“XXX”

10. Listening to the mountains and rivers turns the spring breeze into a thousand words and blows it all over the hometown of the old friend.

1 1. "Before you get really excited, you will have a heartbeat." -"Six hexagrams"

12. You are only in your twenties, and you are worried that you will never meet someone you like again in your life. The rest of my life is long, so don't panic.

13. If you don't want to be vulgar, then you must learn to enjoy loneliness.

14. At the last moment of my disappearance, I can see you. I was born in this world. "-"A Lantern Reflecting Peach Blossoms "

15. Maybe what you like is untouchable. If you don't touch it, it will remain the same, and it will feel good no matter how you look at it. You can put it in front of yourself, see more and touch more, but it will erode its original beauty.

16. "I am surrounded by joy, and I only care about my distress." -"Inside and Outside Mountains and Rivers"

17. In the deepest world of mortals, I am used to looking at the days like sand between my fingers, which is only about what you have. It is a hidden miss and endless diving. Don't ask about the past, there is still nostalgia; Don't ask about the future, you missed it. So cleanliness has become a guarantee. In the flying world, dancing the truth of fate.

18. Remember, go your own way, others can only influence you, but they can never decide you!

19. I pity you. I don't complain when I die-Hal and his white cat owner.

I don't think people in this world should have hope for anyone. Don't think too well of others. If you don't communicate all your life, you might as well get to know each other from a distance. One day, this person is not what you think, just the opposite. By then, I will be very disappointed.

Beautiful sentences in the original novel 2 2 1. Spend it with me, and you will be worthy of it.

22. People always like to promise forever, but there is always an end. There is always youth like cutting onions. We are all in tears, but we still enjoy it.

23. "In order to meet someone, I will go and leave no dust in my life." -"The Father of the Magic Way"

24. Looking at the details, it is obvious whether you love it or not.

25. I thought you made me surrender. Only in the end did we find that we all surrendered to love. Just like two planets that meet by chance in the universe, they change their orbits because of mutual attraction, and they will surround each other from now on and never separate. I still don't want to say goodbye to you until the end of my life. -"submit"

26. Everyone has heard that the mysterious ghost of Blackwater appeared because of hatred, but they don't know how to explore the natural love for blood shed.

27. There is no simple happiness in the world. Happiness is always mixed with troubles and worries, and there is no eternity in the world.

28. In the depth of time, it would be nice if the mountains and rivers could depend on each other.

29. There is always disappointment in clinging to others.

30. I give you my kidney, and you give me your heart and bone erosion.

3 1. Then I won't let him know why I won't go.

32. belated affection and compensation are lighter than grass-I love your ten years most.

33. "A glimpse of Hong will disturb my heart." -"Webby"

34. When you stare into the abyss, the abyss also stares at you. Kaleidoscope of death

35. If there is smoke in the elevator, I'd rather take the stairs. The people around you are too crowded, and I'd rather leave you.

36. Some people's hearts are so changeable that they can't recognize them at all in the first three to five years. Others, who are quiet inside, follow the Wan Li Road without changing their original intention.

37. All obsessions are wishful thinking, and it is natural to go against one's will.

38. The length of life is unknown. -"Broken Jade Throwing Beads"

39. I want strange scenery and windows, and I want familiar breakfast and bed.

40. You come back and drink longevity wine. -"I still remember"

4 1. I know you will leave, but I still don't want to let go.

42. I'm fine, I don't make noise, I don't show off, I don't feel wronged, I don't laugh, and I don't need others to know.

43. Time has not made me forget you, but it has made me used to thinking about you.

44. Unknown sufferings, do not believe in gods and buddhas. -"Kill the Wolf"

45. A teenager's heart is a wasteland on a midsummer night, which can be cut and burned endlessly. When the wind blows, weeds will even grow to the sky. -“XXX”

46. I suddenly fell in love with the word "glance". Love at first sight is too superficial, and love is too pale after a long time. People make eyes at you. I was just peeking at you.

47. If I like something, I can't tolerate other things. Always remember. A thousand times, ten thousand times, the years are the same. This poem goes like this.

48. There is a defense called indifference.

49. Good and evil cause and effect, one thought, one thought origin, one thought fate. In the world of good, evil is a lost lamb, but in the cage of evil, good is a lamb that is slaughtered by others. Good needs a foundation, and evil has no boundaries.

50. In spring, apricot blossoms blow all over the head. Who is young and romantic?

5 1. "Anywhere, maybe you just don't like me that much"-I hope you are all right.

52. The sun is still clean, the Milky Way is still bright, and the world is still moving slowly with long-term affection, so time flies to witness all eternity and immortality in the long years-the dark sky.

53. It's really painful for infatuation to be defeated in the end.

54. There is an idiom called enough is enough, which tells us that we should learn enough in everything, just like you don't like me, but I pester you and hit you, which can only be a joke in the end.

When hatred came last spring. Falling Flowers Independent, Swift Qi Fei.

56. It will always be on, and it will be on without the sun.

57. It is strange that after saying sorry, everyone takes it for granted and thinks that what others say is not important. -"Two Stars"

I want to rest forever.

59. You are the most beautiful encounter in my life and my most pleasing scenery!

60. I like you, so I want you to be surrounded, so the road you take should be full of flowers and people. -“XXX”

Amazing Quotations in Yuan Tan Li

Quotations from Yuan Tan and Li (I) 1. The husband established his position for the country and the people. Expel foreign aggression, recover the country, and live with the nation, even if you die, you are worthy of your heart. This is a lifelong wish. -"Jin Yan"

The world is magnificent, I share it with you. I will share all the beautiful things in the world with you. Only disaster, I stand alone-nine days of phoenix

3. "Kyushu, Han Jian is not as good as being blocked." -"A person is subject to the government"

4. It's really painful for infatuation to be defeated in the end.

5. Stop training, take your people, including the logistics personnel, and I will tell you a story about my survival with Yu Yang -AWM Jedi.

I'm not here to study, I'm here to kill you. -"Six hexagrams"

7. No one's life will be perfect forever, but at any time, you should look forward and be invincible with hope. -"Run wild"

8. "My examiner is so good that I forgot." -"Global College Entrance Examination"

9. People should not be a still life in a vase for people to enjoy, but the rhythm of dancing with the wind on the grassland. Life is not an arrangement, but a pursuit. The meaning of life may never have an answer, but we should also enjoy this life without an answer.

10. May you become such a person: don't show off, don't quarrel, and be a learned person; Not empty, not impetuous, be a rich man; Even if life is exhausted, it will grow old in elegance.

1 1. The world is in a panic, but it's just a few silver coins.

12. Maybe what you like is untouchable. If you don't touch it, it will remain the same, and it will feel good no matter how you look at it. You can put it in front of yourself, see more and touch more, but it will erode its original beauty.

13. Be full of hope for the future and don't be decadent.

14. Young people's hearts are a wasteland in midsummer night, which can't be cut and burned. When the wind blows, weeds will even grow to the sky. -“XXX”

15. What a person fears is often what he should do.

16. Walk with your age in the evening, and then walk with you to the skylight-"skylight"

17. Forget it, these people have nothing to do with you in the future. I have you.

18. He didn't get married until he was old. Anyone who knows him knows that the title of the person he loves is the same as that of the passenger seat of his car. No one can touch it, it will always be empty. Or, it has been filled.

19. I never gave up my love for you, but I changed from hot as tea to silent.

20. Hold an umbrella in one hand and hold him in the other.

Yuan Danli's Quotations are amazing (2)1. If you were uglier, I might chase you.

I really like the feeling of seeing you every day.

23. Love is a blindfolded journey, and no one can see the scenery on the way clearly.

24. A thousand years of loneliness only melts on one person, and they have lived together for a long time. The bond has long been as deep as the sea of the North Ghost. I just took one more look at that man, and my heart was full of vegetation. -"Six hexagrams"

25. Whisper a love story, write a picture of love, bloom a flower of love and cover a blue tile. Drink a cup of green tea and grind a bowl of green sand. Roll up a green yarn and look at the crescent moon in the sky. Love is like blue and white ink, everything will bloom in an instant.

26. The person I love is still in this world.

27. There is a defense called indifference.

28. That man has been branded in his bones, which will make him painful all his life, just like the mark on his chest, becoming a scar.

29. Fate can be changed.

I want to protect him.

3 1. It is my supreme honor to die for you. -"God Bless the People"

32. It's really been a long time.

33. I suddenly fell in love with the word "glance". Love at first sight is too superficial, but love over time is too pale. People make eyes at you. I was just peeking at you.

34. Right and wrong are in oneself, reputation is in people, regardless of gains and losses. -Mo Xiang Tong Chou "The Father of the Magic Way"

35. I wish Wang Ye a long life and Wan Li endless loneliness. -"A person is subject to the government"

36. There are mountains and rivers in your eyes, which is better than all the immortals I pass by-"Are you sick?"

37. I think I like it. I am familiar with the excitement of people, the silence of one or two people, and the loneliness of one person.

38. "People who step on immortals all their lives are also masters of Mohism."

39. Better be the king of hell than the slave of heaven. -"The Right Wing of God"

40. As long as one fan is still listening, I will continue to sing. My time will not pass.

Yuan Danli's quotations are amazing (3) 4 1. I give you my kidney, and you give me your heart and bone erosion.

42. How much free time do you have? Yichuan tobacco, city wind, plum yellow rain.

43. Flowers bloom on both sides of the strait, and life is in Buddha's illusion.

44. Look at this man, saying that he likes me makes me so sad. -"I am waiting for you to be thirty-five"

45. No ... all the monsters have been cleaned up, and I am the last one. Can you leave me at your house? -Silent reading

I hope we can all be as brave as each other. -"Run wild"

47. Don't make do, don't insist, don't be kitsch, don't go with the flow, and live yourself into a beam of light, confident, frank and radiant.

48. The streets are long and narrow, fireworks gather and people disperse.

49. It is my supreme honor to die for you.

50. A trip to the mountains and rivers will make you lucky three times, and a storm will make you miss your life.

5 1. Unfortunately, it has disappeared for so long. In fact, I have been silently observing you in various ways that you don't know.

52. It is strange that after saying sorry, everyone takes it for granted and believes what others say is irrelevant-two stars.

53. Some stories can't stand later.

I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

55. When dealing with people, you can see that you are congenial, regardless of your status. If I like you, you are a beggar. If I hate you, you are the emperor. I hate it, too. Shouldn't it be like this? This is a relatively simple truth.

56. When you leave a relationship, those things that were once beautiful become painful, and after a little longer, those painful things become beautiful again.

57. "If it doesn't come inexplicably, how can it be regarded as a heartbeat?" -"Big Brother"

58. I just feel that my heart is like a stone, but after all, people are not vegetation-magic way.

59. Let's go together, farther away. -"Disguised scum"

60. "In order to meet someone, I will go and have no dust in my life." -"The Father of the Magic Way"

An exquisite copy of the original work of Danli minority

The original American text of Daly minority is 1. The Millennium is frost. The so-called Iraqis are on the water side.

2. "As long as he still wants me, I will live and die." -"The Soul of a Small Town"

Look at this man, saying that he likes me makes me so sad. -"I am waiting for you to be thirty-five"

I brought wine to see you bake new tea. I want to go all the way from youth to ancient times.

I don't want to be sober, I'd rather indulge myself all the time. I don't know the way back, but I would rather pursue it without regret all my life.

6. Some stories can't stand later.

7. The sunshine on earth is just right, and the wind passes through the forest. At that time, they were still young.

8. I want to protect him.

9. If you are uglier, I may chase you.

10. If I have never seen the sun, tear open the dark clouds, and you are the light.

1 1. Happy white tea. Nothing else. I am waiting for the wind, waiting for you.

12. Even if you are in a deep prison now, you just need to exert yourself. If you can't do it, you need to exert yourself. Go out and you will have the answers you want in life.

13. Some people's hearts are changeable and can't be recognized for the first five years. Others, who are quiet inside, follow the Wan Li Road without changing their original intention. -The priest "Kill the Wolf"

14. Believe that dreams are the source of value, that vision determines everything in the future, that success is more important than success itself, that there are setbacks in life without failure, and that the quality of life comes from erin brockovich's belief.

15. I will always be your most loyal believer.

16. The moon was chewed into a star, and you hid in the starry sky.

17. You may not shine, but you are always warm and bright.

18. I suddenly like the word "glance". Love at first sight is too superficial, but love over time is too pale. People make eyes at you. I was just peeking at you.

19. In the deepest world of mortals, I am used to looking at the days like sand between my fingers, which is only about what you have. It is a hidden miss and endless diving. Don't ask about the past, there is still nostalgia; Don't ask about the future, you missed it. So cleanliness has become a guarantee. In the flying world, dancing the truth of fate.

20. In spring, apricot blossoms blow all over the head. Who is young and romantic?

Exquisite replica of the original ethnic minorities in Dali 2 2 1. In order to meet someone and enter the world of mortals, I will go if someone goes, leaving no dust in this body-the magic road.

22. "I am surrounded by joy, and I only care about my distress." -"Inside and Outside Mountains and Rivers"

When hatred came last spring. Falling Flowers Independent, Swift Qi Fei.

24. The autumn moon is clear, and the moonlight is like snow outside the bead curtain. Sprinkle curtains and add clothes, and the glass lamps are full of fragrance.

25. All kinds of stories, but the feelings hurt; Xiao Shui people go, as bright as frost.

26. Vulgarity is inevitable, and romance never dies.

27. He has a good idea in his heart and is no longer afraid of being spoiled by others.

28. The yellowed photos lose their truth and promise to hurt people like knives.

29. The world meets in the rain.

30. I want to make you feel at ease all your life. I will be on tenterhooks. -"sissy"

3 1. I miss you in the sky, in front of me, in my heart, and in my heart.

32. The world is in a panic, but there are only a few pieces of silver.

I spend my winter, it doesn't matter who you are around.

34. Life is half daily necessities and half stars and seas. It may be trivial, but it still has the beauty and warmth we need.

35. The sun is still clean, the Milky Way is still bright, and the world is still moving slowly with long-term affection, so time flies to witness all eternity and immortality in the long years-the dark sky.

36. "As long as there is no serious beginning, there is no need to deliberately say the end. The retreat has been waiting for you there without any obstacles or concerns. No one will be embarrassed, even the steps don't have to be paved. This is the most rational way under the impulse package. " -“XXX”

37. Making you happy is the most important thing. -"Silent Reading"

38. Looking at SHEN WOO Road at a glance, magic and fairies meet on the bridge.

39. Stop training and gather your people, including the logistics staff. I'll tell you a story about me and the Yu Yang -AWM Jedi.

40. Years of wishful thinking have fascinated me for some time. -"Kill the Wolf"

Exquisite replica of the original ethnic minorities in Dali 3 4 1. Like it is always vigorous, always want to pick the stars without hesitation-"this topic is beyond the outline."

42. It is a small probability that two people meet, and it is the best thing for two people to fall in love. Everything you meet is providence, and everything you have is luck.

43. I was born in the sky and grew up in the hot sun; I soar in the wind and never go far; Dear girl, please don't cry for me. -"Criminal Psychology"

44. Who in the world is worthy of white except that you are born with three feet of snow?

45. There is always disappointment in clinging to others.

46. The length of life is unknown. -"Broken Jade Throwing Beads"

It took him ten years to make her relax her vigilance against him. He didn't ask her to forgive herself completely, as long as he could accompany her like this ...-Shen Chenglin

48. When you associate with people, you can see that you are not congenial and don't look at your status. If I like you, you are a beggar. If I hate you, you are the emperor. I hate it, too. Shouldn't it be like this? This is a relatively simple truth.

49. Next time you meet someone you like, don't be sarcastic or cold.

50. God bless. There are no taboos.

5 1. Go after it gently.

52. Be full of hope for the future and don't be decadent.

53. Weak water is 3,000, one person has 3,000 lights, one person has 3,000 lights, and one person has 3,000 happiness.

54. "A person can only be extravagant once in his life. In the life when you can't see your head in the future, a little memory is precious. " -"Silent Reading"

55. The two luckiest things in my life: one is that time has finally exhausted my love for you; One was the day a long time ago, when I met you.

56. We are not born, so we are not a couple.

57. Bleeding for a long time, that's the way he takes you home "-Hal and his white cat owner"

58. Just be yourself. Don't change yourself for an unworthy person so that you don't know yourself.

59. I like you very much, not the kind I talk about every day, but the kind I dare not think about in my heart. -the witch is "frivolous"

60. The heart is in Taoyuan.