Who gave me some funny jokes? They are super funny!

Taobao, a nice typo:

-Do you have an aunt? (large size)

-Honey, the oldest customer service is 27 years old.

-Can you live long enough to pay? (Cash on delivery)

-Honey, I'll try.

-Do you have a corpse shop? (physical store)

-Honey, Taobao won't let you sell that. ...

-When did you lose your temper? (delivery)

-When giving bad reviews!

-I bought five at a time. Can we meet? (discount)

-Honey, a meal should still be ok.

-What if the girl is not suitable? (code)

-Well, honey, the little one only sells socks, not feelings.

-Honey, bless me ~ (guaranteed)

Ah! I am not a bodhisattva.

-Can you send a prodigy? (Shentong-Express Company)

-Honey, we're doing serious business. We don't sell children.

-I have a question to kiss you ~ (Q)

-Ah, that's not good.

The army was defeated and fled to the north. The general rode coldly out of the city gate.

The lieutenant stepped forward and knelt down: "General, shall we chase?"

The general stroked his beard and said slowly, "Go after him."

The lieutenant didn't move, and neither did the army.

The general was stunned and said, "Go after it!"

The lieutenant did not move, and neither did the army.

Xiaoming likes vegetarian steamed buns very much.

One day I went to buy steamed buns and found that the price had gone up.

Ask the boss, "Why has the price of steamed buns gone up?"

The boss said, "Because the price of meat has gone up." ?

Xiao Ming asked, "The price of meat is rising, why should vegetarian buns increase in price?"

The boss smiled: "the chef who makes steamed buns wants to eat meat!" " "