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Bao Guo special attack:
Orange Willow Lane (Chu Liuxiang): Character prototype: Orange Willow Lane comes from a third-rate swordsman's home. Chen Zhanbao can't turn his head, especially in love. He is the boss of the Three Musketeers and the captain of Bao Guo's special attack team, but he is ambitious and wants to be a pillar of the motherland like Zhang Sanfeng. He is stupid, unlucky and has no money at home, but he has a just heart. My favorite is Shangguan Ziyi. Shangguan Ziyi likes him very much. (In the fifth1episode, Ziyi was beaten to death by a little supreme fluctuation in order to keep the orange fragrance.) Excalibur name: holy sword mecha name: orange fragrance and fighting treasure will kill skills: flying fresh outside the sky and other stunts: vital qi drying kunpao, fighting treasure holy sword and other functions: fire rebirth curse: I laugh at heaven with a horizontal knife, leaving two Kunlun mountains in my liver and gallbladder. Hate: squeeze fresh oranges into orange juice. (pineapple blowing snow: grape juice? Isn't it usually orange juice Is to squeeze fresh oranges into juice and then leave a little pulp in it. Liuxiang Orange (holding a sledgehammer, hitting pineapple with a hammer to blow the snow, and pineapple blowing the snow flat): Pineapple blows the snow, you look for a smoke, and you think of our fresh orange. Pineapple Blowing Snow (Ximen Chuixue): Character prototype: Pineapple Blowing Snow comes from an ordinary family living in Ximen. He is an arrogant but kind-hearted pineapple head and the cleverest and most cautious of the Three Musketeers. It's the penis of the Three Musketeers, which makes a lot of jokes. He is greedy for money (the abbot once said). He thinks he is very clever. He tries his best to learn business, but he always suffers. My favorite is pear flower poetry, and pear flower poetry likes him, too. Excalibur Name: Chi Xiaojian Bao Guojia Name: Pineapple Battle Treasure Must Kill Skill: Jackfruit Cut More Other Functions: Hair Mantra: My pineapple blows snow, not snow, but blood (xiě, pronounced the third sound), which is the blood on my sword! Hate: Blow the pineapple brothers into pineapple pie. Xiaoguo Lu: From now on, we can't fry apple pie here, only pineapple pie at most. Pineapple Blowing Snow (hitting Xiaoguo Lu with mace): Xiaoguo Lu, you are looking for cigarettes. Xiaoguo Lu Xiaoguo Lu (Lu Xiaofeng): The prototype of the character: Green Apple comes from a rich family and is rich in the world. Xiao Guo Zhan Bao is a bit stupid and often gets lost. But with great luck, you can often save the day. The third son of the Three Musketeers was impulsive and made many jokes. In three musketeers, he is the dumbest, but he is the luckiest. Self-righteous, saying that he is a mainland poet and is good at counting. His favorite flowers are blooming again, which makes him happy. The flowers are blooming again, and I like him, calling him Brother Xiaoguo. They have never quarreled once. The flowers are in bloom again and worship him. He was called a mentally retarded child by pineapple blowing snow and orange lingering fragrance. Excalibur name: God will sword Bao Guojia name: small fruit battle leopard killing skill: lover missile other stunts: Kung Fu double swords combining killing skill: love converging attack mantra: I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person either. Hate: fry apples into apple pie. (In the first episode 14, sugarcane said that the fried apple pie was beaten far away, and Xiaoguo Lu was very impulsive and anxious to save his compatriots). Shangguan Ziyi (Zhang Ziyi): Character prototype: Strawberry is a beautiful and lovely strawberry, and the leaves behind it are very similar to those of Miss Shangguan and Shangguan Jinhong (Shangguan Ziyi's mother). Her original name was Zhang Ziyi (her father's name was Zhang Sanfeng), but because of her parents' divorce, she changed her surname to Shangguan. Her favorite is orange, and orange also likes him as the captain of Bao Guo's women's special attack team. When the whereabouts of Bao Guo's special attack are unknown, I am very concerned about the names of the orange-scented Excalibur: Proud Sword and Guobao Mecha: Strawberry Fighting Treasure Will Kill: Strawberry Sword's other stunts are the first, and the sword belongs to the sect: The classic lines of Tianshan bard: A salted fish is still a salted fish after 30 years, and it is absolutely impossible to become a great hero (thousands of miles away): Character prototype: peach, pineapple's girlfriend blowing snow, once talking one by one, In the 35th episode, rebel thieves killed the heavy artillery king, because they said that Pineapple Blowing Snow didn't like her, so Pineapple Blowing Snow also liked him. The rival in love is actually pineapple Wei Shenjian mecha name: peach fighting treasure will kill skills: magical peach will kill its sect: Tianshan bard's mantra: you are a playboy! The flowers are in bloom again (wishful hoop): The prototype of the character: Purple grape, a lovely little grape, is Xiaoguo Lu's girlfriend. Grape exhibition treasure has a gentle temperament. She likes Xiaoguo Lu calling Xiaoguo Lu a small fruit and pretending to be deaf and dumb to Xiaoguo Lu. Pretending to be a ghost and worshipping Excalibur Name: Fairy Mecha Name: Grape Battle Treasure Must Kill Skill: Ruyi Golden Hoop Double Sword Conjunction Skill: Love Strike Bomb Belongs to School: Tianshan Bard Poet Pineapple Wei: Character Prototype: Pineapple is a lovely pineapple, who likes to blow snow, but pineapple blows snow and likes pear flowers and poetry to fight chivalry. Rivals in love are swords in Li Hua's poems: Renai Sword and Bao Guojia's name: the trick to assemble war treasures: firing bullets. Other characters: Zhang Sanfeng (name source: Tai Sanfeng) Character prototype: Strawberry divorced her husband and wife because she entered the national construction, and Shangguan Ziyi's father was very concerned about Shangguan Ziyi (episode 14). I am very concerned) Bao Guoji A: Taiji magical skill: Taiji magical power is crazy and bright, abbot (name source: "the legendary swordsman" is clear and clear): Character prototype: Coconut is the favorite founder of Lao Guo Jelly College in Tianshan Mountain, which was founded to find the master of the sacred road, the sky and the gods. On the surface, he is crazy and erratic, and often wanders around with flying skills. In fact, it is unfathomable. He was the first person to know that the East is full of troubles. Bao Guoji Jia: Coconut Zun (global version, and the only talking mecha, the price is RMB) unique stunt: Sword of God of War Tianshan Lao Guo:: (name source: Tianshan Tongluo): Character prototype: Teacher Yan's childhood, the abbot and the younger sister of the East Palace were jealous because the abbot and the East Palace fought for defeat. In order to ease the relationship between the abbot and the East, they were angered. They live in the mountains all the year round. Like the abbot, they often use flying skills and love to invent things. They are all called "Ghosts and Ghosts Series", and they attack women with three magic swords and fruit treasures. Mecha: Mei Qing respects the east and seeks defeat. (Name source: "the legendary swordsman" Dong Fangbubai) Character prototype: Dragon fruit is the brother of drying fruit in Tianshan Mountain, and rival in love is the founder of crazy Qing Yang fruit processing factory. The leader and four evil thieves silently guarded Guo Huashan and were mistaken for the Great Devil. Bao Guojia: Dragon King's stunt: Explosicum fire dragon hits the night swallow: (name source: movie "The Night Banquet") Character prototype: Mangosteen is the apprentice of Tianshan Guo Mu, and the female agent is a very powerful Bao Guojia: Mangosteen's stunt: the school to which the sword palm belongs: Tianshan bard hero: (name source: the movie "Hero") Character prototype: Watermelon and Wuji are jealous of the night swallow. Foreigner: short watermelon rotten watermelon weapon: mace fruit treasure mecha: watermelon stunt: earth-shattering steel-toed and infinite: (name source: movie infinite) Character prototype: banana and hero jealous of night swallow, very powerful. Foreigner: Silly Banana Cake Weapon: Bao Mecha: Banana Respect Skill: Qi Jian Dugu Dog: (Name Source: Dugu Seeking Defeat) Character Prototype: A rabbit raised by the abbot of the rabbit, in the abbot's eyes, even orange fragrance and blowing snow with pineapple are not as good as Dugu Dog. He often has a sword in his hand and wears a pair of big sunglasses. Pineapple blowing snow doesn't like him. Sieben Farbe Lotuses used to suck only stamens, but was later killed by the source of the Buddha's motherland. When Sieben Farbe Lotuses was resurrected, he also revived his unique skill: Solitary Dog Sword (name source: Solitary Nine Sword).
Four evil thieves:
One of the Four Evil Thieves: world without thieves (the name comes from the movie world without thieves) Character prototype: Sugarcane is the eldest brother of the four evil thieves and a great pirate at sea. He led other pirates to rob fishing boats at sea. With their wisdom, the Jelly Three Musketeers not only destroyed pirate ships, but also "influenced" other pirates-pirates became diligent ordinary fishermen. Bao Guoji's armor: Burst King's stunt: Burst Boxing Burst Electro-optical Gun Magic Energy Burst Boxing Two of the Four Evil Thieves: Character prototype "Rebellion Thief": Sugarcane is a native of Beijing, who cheated in the five-year national civil and military champion exam and accepted the examiner, hoping to become the new civil and military champion. Who knows, the plot was discovered by the Jelly Three Musketeers, and the two sides launched various contests. Finally, Xiaoguo Lu won the national championship of Bao Guo's special attack, and the "thieves" hated the Jelly Three Musketeers from then on. Bao Guojia: the stunt of the heavy artillery king: the magic energy electro-optic gun, the cross ghost, the dart brain missile, the third of the four evil thieves: the prototype of "recognizing the thief as the father": sugar cane disturbs the social order outside, and everyone is filled with indignation. Xiaoguo Lu finally got the evidence through undercover, and then, together with Tangliuxiang and Pineapple Blowing Snow, he brought the thief to justice. Bao Guoji armor: sea shark king stunt: killing trident knife, the fourth of the four evil thieves: "thief eyebrows and mice" character prototype: sugar cane. He always thought that Jelly College had many peerless martial arts secrets. So I ate secretly at night and made a lot of jokes. Finally, I went through a lot of hardships and brought the secret book "Sunflower Collection" back to the mountains, only to find that it was originally an agricultural book to teach people sunflower. Bao Guojia: Magic King's stunt: Kirin gun Kirin dragon gun.
Walk-on:
Xiao Guo Ding: Character prototype: Sugarcane loves to be the protagonist. In order to play the leading role, Sieben Farbe Lotuses was poisoned by malachite green, Sudan red and melamine, and sent someone to frame the East for defeat. He also helped Bao Guo attack, and after they made up for the failure of the East, he took control of Guoyuan Tianzun. As a result, the orange stayed fragrant and persuaded him. He saved Sieben Farbe Lotuses's mecha like an ostrich's scar face: just like Xiao Guoding's prototype. But the green vine is the leader of the grain-by-grain processing factory (which specializes in processing grapes). Once, soldiers were sent to catch grape boys. He once said that he would dry all the grapes, and later he said that he would dry all the fruits. As a result, he was defeated by Orange Willow Lane, and he took a squint wolf to recognize the thief as his father. Caught with the squint wolf in Strawberry Cake City in World War I, lost to, and framed by Wu. Warrior A: Scar Warrior: Juice Overlord's Unique Skill: Shooting Grape Grains, Squinting Wolf: Character Prototype: Brown cane is the main commander of chocolate processing factory (specializing in processing almonds). Soldiers were sent to chase Wu He's special attack, which they held with chocolate missiles. As a result, there was no help. Burning chocolate with torches, the result was that Bao Guote defeated Strawberry Cake City in World War I, defeated pineapple blowing snow, was framed by grape teenagers and defeated by female special attacks. Warrior A: Oblique trick: unknown war beast: chocolate long arm strange trick: chocolate missile Wu: character prototype: Almond was originally a villager in Almond Village on the second floor of the mountain, and was chased by the oblique-eyed wolf troops. After all the family members were shot into chocolate, they were rescued by Bao Guo's special attack, and then they chased their families, but they were stopped by the female special attack. In order to join Ding's team as the heroine, they framed Scar's face because of jealousy, and trampled pear flower poetry and pineapple Wei to death. In the seventh battle, the mangosteen statue of the wild goose was driven. Blueberry village head: character prototype: Blueberry is the second floor of Huaguo Mountain. In order to seize the strawberry cake city, the head of blueberry village fought with the head of strawberry village. Later, the head of Strawberry Village stopped designing and stole their Excalibur. The seventh floor of the battle is driven by the hero's watermelon and grape boy: character prototype: grape is the second floor of Huaguo Mountain. The villagers in Grape Village were arrested by female special attacks for killing each other. In the seventh battle, the framed squinting wolf was driven away by the statue of green plum in Tianshan fruit tree. Papaya Boy: Character prototype: Papaya was originally the third floor of Huaguo Mountain. In order to save their lives, the villagers twice acted as spies for the rebels and thieves. The first time, they tricked the special attack into the dog hole, and the second time, they did something good. They tricked the female spy into entering the gate but failed. In the battle on the seventh floor, they drove the statue of infinite banana.
Fit mecha:
NO 1. 1: one of the three combined mechs in Bao Guo ares fruit world, which consists of seven Excalibur in jelly world, including Shengdao Sword, Chi Xiaojian, Shenjiang Sword, Ao Zun Sword, Feng Yingjian and Xian Yun Jian. Benevolence sword is made up of orange fragrance-orange exhibition treasure sword and pineapple blowing snow-pineapple exhibition treasure Chi Xiaojian Xiaoguo Lu-Xiaoguo exhibition treasure god general sword Shangguan Ziyi-strawberry exhibition treasure proud statue sword pear flower poem-peach exhibition treasure wind shadow sword flower is blooming again-grape exhibition treasure fairy Yun Jian pineapple Wei-gathering exhibition treasure benevolence love sword will kill skills: chop other skills vigorously: powerful gun NO 1.2: Huang Jinguo treasure.
Bao Guo God of War was resurrected after being scattered by Guoyuan Tianzun.) Huang Jinguo Treasure God of War (the strongest fruit treasure mecha) is a killer skill: Vientiane is full of vitality. NO2: Guoyuan Tianzun Wuji (Papaya Boy)-Banana Zun Hero (Blueberry Village Head)-Watermelon Zun Tianshan Guo Mu (Grape Boy)-Mei Qing Zun Crazy Qing Yang (Xiaoguoding)-Coconut Zun Yeyan (Wu)-Mangosteen Zun Killing Skill: Supreme Wave Boxing (Supreme Wave Boxing with resentment will be twice as high as the opponent's end) NO3: The Demon King seeks defeat in the East-world without thieves, the Dragon King-
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