Mahjong jokes.

Version 1: On Xiao Ming's first day at school, the teacher asked him what one plus one equals. Xiao Ming didn't know, so the teacher asked him to go back and ask his mother. Xiao Ming went home and asked his mother, who was playing mahjong and said 25 thousand. He went to ask his father, who was reading a newspaper and said he was the president of the United States. He went to ask his brother in love and said that a dear wanted to see me. what can I do for you? Xiao Ming went to ask his sister again. She was eating ice cream and said it was cool.

The next day, the teacher asked him again, and he said 25 thousand. The teacher asked him who paid for it, and she said it was the president of the United States. The teacher told him to go to the office after class. After class, Xiaoming walked into the office and asked the teacher, Dear, what can I do for you? The teacher gave it a slap in the face, and he said it was cool.

Version 2:

One day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, how much is one plus one?

Xiao Ming doesn't know,

The teacher asked Xiaoming to go home and ask his parents.

Xiaoming asked his father that he was taking a bath.

Xiao Ming: "Dad, how much is one plus one?"

He said, "It's so comfortable! So comfortable! "

Xiao Ming went to ask his mother again, "Mom, how much is one plus one?"

Mom is playing mahjong. Mom said, "Twenty thousand!"

Xiao Ming went to ask his sister again, "Sister, how much is one plus one?"

My sister is performing with her classmates. My sister said, "get up, get up!" "

Xiao Ming asked his lovelorn brother.

Xiao Ming said, "Brother, how much is one plus one?"

My brother didn't hear me and said, "honey, come back quickly!" " "

The next day in class, the teacher asked Xiao Ming what one plus one equals.

Xiao Ming said, "Twenty thousand!"

The teacher was very angry and slapped Xiaoming twice.

Xiao Ming added, "It's so comfortable! So comfortable! "

The teacher squatted down with anger.

Xiao Ming said, "Get up! Get up! "

The teacher was angry with Xiaoming.

Xiao Ming added, "Honey, come back quickly!"