Incoherence in language leads to jokes.

I met a girl at dinner with my friends the other day. She is very beautiful. We talked with her and left each other's phone numbers. She calls me every day. I know what she wants, but in view of my own conditions, I have to refuse her because I really have no extra money to buy the insurance she sells. . .

Judging whether a man is handsome or not depends not on his face so superficially, but on the way he looks when he drives a yacht and plays golf in Las Vegas, runs a diamond vip business in a bank and buys a villa.

"General, we are surrounded by homework!" "How many troops does the enemy have?" "17 examiner, 6 composition teams and 8 exercise book bombing teams." "What is our strength?" "1 pen team, food can only last for seven days." "Forget it, surrender."

I quarreled with my boyfriend today, and they didn't talk on the subway, as if they didn't know each other. As a result, when the subway stopped today, the inertia was particularly large. I tripped and fell on my boyfriend. He hugged me and wouldn't let go. I looked at the young man next to me and looked at us in shock, then moved two steps to the girl next to me. ...

I found a strange phenomenon: most thin people are people who don't like sports and love seaweed, while those who love running, swimming, cycling, basketball and other sports and pay more attention to diet are many fat people. ...

Unwilling to accept new things; Unwilling to make new friends; Unwilling to start a new relationship; No longer as desperate as before; Before and after doing things; Know fear; Know if you dare; I think nothing is more important than protecting yourself. Congratulations, you are old.

Playing guitar at home, joking with my girlfriend: "If I really can't afford it in the future, I will take it to beg in the subway." Girlfriend smiled and said, "You can obviously eat by your face, but you have to rely on your talent." I pretended to be shy and asked, "Really?" "Really, your face looks like the scene of the accident. Who is not pitiful? "

I am a rich second generation, but I still have to work to earn money. I can drive a luxury car, but you have to squeeze the bus to work. I can eat by my face, but I have to work hard. I like me, but I dare not tell me, because I want to be quiet ... this is the difference between me and Mingming.

I read an interesting passage today: since China started broadcasting, many foreign words have poured out, and wax wax is no longer called wax wax, but sweet baby. A fortune teller is not a fortune teller, but a bad king. Mental illness is not mental illness, but obsession. Falling in love is not called falling in love, but life and death. Since then, there has been a legitimate reason to lose your temper, not because you have a bad temper, but because you can't control the power of the wild in your body!

Me: "Mom, money is a little tight recently ..." Mom: "Then hang up quickly and save some phone bills!" Me: "But we are relatives! No money! " Mom: "then save some electricity, charging doesn't cost money!" " "Me:" I live in a dormitory and don't pay the electricity bill, Mom! ""Mom: "Oh, then save your energy. Talking too much makes you hungry." Me. . .