Tell me two jokes? There must be something funny.

1. One day, I caught the last bus out of breath and shouted: Master! Master, wait for me ~

Suddenly a passenger poked his head out of the window and said to me slowly, Wukong, will you stop chasing?

After the performance of the beautiful Mongolian actress, the leader came to the stage to receive her, and then her hand asked her if she was cold or warm. She refused to let go for a long time and asked kindly, what's your name? The actress excitedly replied "Maragobi Matsumoto"?