Who can provide a sketch script about reporters? very urgent

B: Ah.

A: Many viewers know that.

B: You're welcome.

I often see you on the radio and TV.

B: This is a regular broadcast.

A: You are an actor of Tianjin Quyi Troupe.

B: That's right.

A: I'm from Beijing.

Not bad.

I have always lived in Beijing.

B: Alas.

My home is still in Beijing.

Ah, in Beijing.

You live at No.0/3, North Fifth Avenue, Xinjiekou.

B: Ah, right, right, right.

A: Isn't it?

B: That's right.

A: Is everything all right at home?

Everything is fine.

A: How is the old lady?

B: In good health.

A: How's Big Brother?

Not bad.

A: How's Sister-in-law?

Not bad.

Are all the children at school?

They are all at school.

Please give my regards to the old lady.

B: Thank you.

A: Hehe. How many people?

B: Six people.

A: Are all six happy?

B: Hello, everyone.

A: You live in Xiaowujiao.

B: Ah.

I lived nearby with you when I was young.

Well, we are neighbors.

A: I live in Xiaoliu.

B: Huh?

A: An alley.

B: Right, right, right.

I am one year older than you.

B: Ah.

A: I am forty-five, and you are forty-four.

B: It's still a year away.

A: I was eight years old.

B: Ah.

A: You were only seven years old.

B: That's right.

My brother and I just play together.

B: Send the baby here.

A: We are children.

Not bad.

A: Little brother.

Hmm.

A: I will be a classmate when I grow up.

B: Ah.

Now we are old friends.

We are lovers.

We are old friends.

B: Ah.

Not just any old friend.

So what kind of friends are we?

We are like-minded good friends.

B: What do you mean by like-minded friends?

A: Just like-minded.

Then tell me.

A: For example, if you are an activist-

What about you?

A: I am an advanced element.

B: That's right.

A: If you are a labor hero-

What about you?

A: I am a production model.

Not bad.

A: If you are a glorious soldier-

B: What about you?

A: I am the hometown of the revolution.

B: Ah.

A: You want to talk about cross talk-

B: What about you?

A: I'm just telling jokes.

B: Oh.

You want to be an actor-

B: What about you?

A: I am engaged in literature and art.

Hmm.

A: You will be in a movie-

B: What about you?

I just sing Beijing opera.

Oh!

A: You are an athlete.

B: What about you?

I am an athlete.

B: Wow!

A: You are the champion-

B: What about you?

I am an athlete.

B: Ah.

A: You are an athlete.

B: Ah.

A: I'm the first.

Oh!

A: You are Zuo Shusheng-

B: What about you?

A: This is Chen Jingang.

B: Ah.

You want Liu Lifu-

B: What about you?

A: I'm Lu Hongxiang.

Oh!

You want big Lang Ping-

B: What about you?

A: This is Sun Jinfang.

Oh, that's interesting.

A: If you are a scientist-

What about you?

I am an engineer.

B: Ah.

You graduated from high school-

B: What about you?

My young man.

B: Oh.

A: You do small business-

B: What about you?

I do small business.

B: Ah.

You want to sell goldfish-

B: What about you?

I just sell flower pots.

B: Ah.

You want to sell pears-

B: What about you?

I sell goldfish.

B: Ah.

You want to sell straw hats-

B: What about you?

I just sell summer sleeping mats-

B: Ah.

You sell shredded tofu-

B: What about you?

I sell tofu skin-

B: Hey! Interesting.

You sell salted duck-

B: What about you?

I sell sauced trotters.

B: Ah.

You sell red fish worms-

B: What about you?

A: I'll sell peanuts!

B: Hey, hey, hey, my God.

A: If you do big business-

What about you?

I run a big shop.

B: Ah.

A: If you are a big manager-

B: What about you?

I am the boss.

Oh!

A: If you are a rich man-

B: What about you?

A: I am a big capitalist.

B: Ah.

A: If you are a big spy-

B: What about you?

A: Then I am a traitor!

Hello! This is not good.

You don't know what I mean.

B: What's the matter?

We are old friends.

B: Ah.

A: For the Party, it is not a big problem to tell a joke.

Ah, were you kidding me just now?

Just kidding.

You are wrong.

A: What's the matter?

You've gone too far with this joke.

A: Oh, I'm not sure about this size.

B: Alas.

A: This joke is a bit too much.

B: I don't want to hear it.

A: A little too much.

B: Here you are.

A: It makes you unhappy.

B: Of course.

A: Sorry.

B: Hmm.

This is my weakness.

B: Alas.

My mistake.

B: That's right.

A: My fault.

B: That's right.

A: Sorry.

B: Ah.

Please apologize to me!

B: (speechless). . . No. . I apologize to you. !

A: Of course.

You apologize to me.

I apologize?

B: Alas.

How can I apologize to you?

How do you apologize?

I'll make you a present.

B: Ah.

I bow to you.

B: You're welcome.

I'm joking with you. It's impolite.

B: That's right.

A: Especially if it is excessive, don't take it seriously.

B: Ah.

A: I have to make up for my shortcomings.

Really?

A: According to my level,

B: Ah.

How can I make up for my shortcomings?

How?

A: My treat.

B: A treat?

A: Giving a gift means apologizing.

Oh, you want to invite me.

A: Ah.

B: OK.

A: My treat.

B: OK.

What do I want you to do?

What are you doing?

May I invite you to the movies?

B: watching a movie now?

A: It's a little late to see it now.

B: That's right.

Do you want some sugar?

B: Huh?

A: Eating sugar is too stingy, and the audience jokes that this person is not generous.

B: Alas.

Please have a popsicle. It will be cold tomorrow. Please chew watermelon skin-

Ah-here you are? ! Is there a treat for eating watermelon skin? !

A: I can't chew.

B: why can't you chew it?

A: You don't know that technology yet.

B: As an adult, I can't chew watermelon skin? !

A: Chewing watermelon skin is not a specialty.

What do you suggest?

A: A little.

Tell me.

A: Just gnawing sideways to quench your thirst.

B: Ah.

A: Face-biting.

B: Wow! This even saves towels and soap.

A: I'll think of something anyway.

B: Ah.

I must invite you.

How can you invite me?

What are you doing?

B: Ah.

I have to think of a good idea.

B: You study.

Well, I have an idea.

B: Huh?

I will buy you a pair of leather shoes.

B: Ah, that's all right.

A: Not really.

B: Huh?

I want to know what size you wear.

B: Have a look.

Buy you a pair of pants-

B: OK!

I wonder what you like.

B: Hey!

Let me tell you something.

B: Ah.

Go to my house.

Why are you going?

Come to my house tomorrow.

B: Ah.

A: I'll treat you to dinner. be a guest

Oh, are you going to invite me to dinner?

A: OK?

B: Good!

A: I'll treat you to dinner.

B: OK!

Do you like noodles and rice?

Beijingers love noodles.

Do you like noodles?

B: Ah.

Spring has arrived.

Hmm.

Let's eat some spring cakes.

B: OK.

A: This is the favorite of Beijingers.

B: Ah.

A: Spring cakes are pancakes.

B: Ah.

I'll bake you six pancakes.

B: That's quite a lot.

A: I can't eat the rest.

B: Ah.

A: I mainly eat vegetables.

B: What do you want to cook for me?

I'll fry some fish for you.

B: Yes.

Fry some fish and some shrimp.

B: Ah.

A: Fish, shrimp and sparrows.

B: Alas.

A: Cao Meng fried dried meatballs, steamed shark's fin and shrimp heads, and braised them in a pot. . .

B: Yes. . . Just a moment, please.

Answer: Duckbill, chicken feet, horns and donkey hooves.

B: Is there any fried food in this donkey's hoof? ! It's simple.

A: Ah.

B: don't fry it either.

A: What's the matter?

I can bake pancakes. Please give me a box of frozen nails and roll them up.

A: Why?

It's too difficult. My cheeks are rotten after eating.

A: Yes. . . Too hard?

B: Ah.

A: I'll give you something soft.

B: That's right.

A: bake a pancake.

B: Ah.

Roll you a bowl of tofu.

B: (speechless) Here it is. . . Pancake roll tofu brain? !

A: Stir-fry.

B: Well, stir-fry some dishes.

A: I'll give you fried spinach-fried spinach, fried leeks, fried fire soup, yellow vegetables, some sweet noodle sauce, some ferns and onions, and some radish strips.

B: Wow!

A: I have a relative who stopped in Tianjin.

B: Ah.

I brought five kilograms of rice. Cook some rice porridge, which is called japonica rice porridge in Beijing.

B: Ah.

A: My brother and I eat porridge and drink porridge to fill the gap. We are full. You sit there and I'll sit here.

B: Ah.

A: We are having a tummy tuck-

What do you mean?

A: Play (talk) with your heart.

B: Hehe, that's interesting.

A: OK?

B: Right, right, right.

Tomorrow morning 10: 30, be there or be square.

I will definitely go.

I will wait for you at home.

B: I can go.

A: Ah.

B: Well, please wait a moment. Where do you live?

A: Not far.

B: Where?

Attendant: Zhangjiakou.

B: (speechless) Zhang. . . I'm not going. Eat a pancake and go to Zhangjiakou? !

A: Zhangjia Hutong in Xizhimen.

B: Hey, you made it clear!

A: Zhangjia Hutong Pass is down 12.5 meters.

B: Huh? ——

A: You can go home tomorrow. . .

B: (Interrupting) What do you mean by twelve and a half? !

It rained last year. Let's go!

B: Hey! Number twelve!

A: The twelfth.

B: Alas.

A: I'll wait for you at home.

I will definitely go.

Please remember my name.

B: Ah.

A: The twelfth. Li Boxiang.

Pancakes and vegetables

A: Looking for me.

Please invite me.

Let's eat pancakes.

B: Alas.

A: Stir-fry.

B: Be there or be square.

A: Your performance was delayed just now, which affected the audience to watch the program.

B: Alas.

A: Sorry, everyone.

B: It's your treat.

A: You stay.

B: Hehe, take care.

A: You can perform.

B: Take your time.

A: See you tomorrow.

B: I won't see you off.

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