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Some quotations from old literary works

"Beat literature is another beat literature after crazy literature." Beating literature "refers to adding an ancient romantic description after a" normal sentence ". "Look at my literary quotations.

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2. Oh, I didn't (long eyelashes are flapping like a small fan, and crystals are condensed behind the fan. Finally, the fan can't cover the crystals, and the crystals fall down one by one, and gradually the crystals condense faster and faster, and a series of crystals fall to the ground and break)

Don't (my heart is trembling like a deer, showing a shy look, my eyes are slightly moist, and my body is shaking slightly. QAQ)

4, good beep (eyes with tears, cherry mouth pursed and lost, eyebrows slightly wrinkled, slender hands gently rubbing their eyes, feel very wronged)

It's terrible, I can't say it (tears in my eyes and grievances in my big eyes)

6. I've learned (I'm glad to say that two pink hands are covering my little face, and my eyes show my miserable expectation waiting for you to praise me)

7. You can try (the corners of your mouth are slightly raised, and there is a trace of interest in your narrow eyes. With a sigh, you are curious about what happened next)

8. I want to cry about emo (my eyes are wet and long, my hands cover my fleshy face, I wear pink headphones, and I click on emo, a hongyun suppression software, to spread all over the world)

9. Ah ... So, will it be hated? (Peach mouth slightly opened, blinking brown crystal eyes, making a surprised expression, and then slowly stopped opening, revealing a few tears)

10, learn for me! (Stamping angrily, clenching fists, blushing)

1 1, haha (sandpaper-like palm covering your mouth, black whirlwind Li Kui jy-like cute smile)

You've changed! You weren't like this before! (Small fist clenched almond eyes, mouth open, bulging cheeks, very cute. )

13, how can someone talk like this (I patted my little head and thought for a long time, but I couldn't figure it out. I can only vomit vomit pink small tongue, said very helpless).

14, it should be ... it shouldn't be me (small front teeth bite watery and pink lips, white fingers slightly grab the lovely princess dress, and her voice is a little embarrassed with shyness)

15, haha, it's so funny (slender hands cover cherry's mouth and eyes, and her eyes bend into a crescent, because the slightly hoarse little royal voice makes a silvery laugh all night)

16, Gigie, Gigie, will you be unhappy with my good sister? With a soft and white face, a pair of lovely big eyes blinked gently, tears trickled down her eyes and turned into bright diamonds, and her pink mouth opened slightly, spitting out lotus flowers along with sweet words. )

17, brother ... new season (pinching skirts), I think ... I want to pick stars with my brother (biting my lips). I ... I know that although I am a vegetable (my eyes are slightly wet), I will be very obedient ... Can I take others to pick the stars, please (bow ... my little body is shaking slightly ... …qvq).

18, huh? How can you say such a thing? (frowning slightly, holding hands. I poked my little leather shoes with lace socks on my chest to show my anger. )

19, thank you very much. I vomited a ton (including the hand-held cake I ate yesterday morning, the spicy pot I ate at noon, the grapes I ate in the afternoon, the milk I drank in the morning, the beef I ate at noon and the small tomatoes I ate at night).

20. Ah, this ... (Chin in both hands, little finger slightly tilted, and a light shines on my beautiful eyes to outline a picture of quiet years)

2 1, this ... what is this ... (The nurse's voice spits out gently, her confused eyes are wide open and innocent, and Cherry's mouth is slightly open and she is surprised. )

At the age of 22 ... (soft MengMeng's little milk yawned gently with a girl's delicate lips)

23. I remember thinking about others in my dream ~ I feel bored when I want to sleep (pink mouth mutters, little white jiojio tries to hook the quilt, and two small hands cover the quilt and close their eyes).

24, why are you still ignoring me! (delicate little face is about to cry, eyelashes are trembling, and a cherry mouth is pursed)

25. I'm not sick! (Bite your lower lip lightly, tears appear in the corner of your eyes, and your little hand tugs at your skirts tightly)

26, people don't want to learn (stare big eyes, stare slightly, delicate hands clenched)

27. Learn for me! (Stamping angrily, clenching fists, blushing)

28. Brother ... It's the new season (pinching clothes corners), and I think ... I want to pick stars with my brother (biting my lip). I ... I know that although my nest is delicious (my eyes are slightly moist), I will be very obedient ... can I take others to pick the stars? (Bow ... My little body is shaking slightly ... …qvq?

29-year-old you ... how can you sauce purple duck (big watery eyes, cherry mouth pursed into love, face pink with anger)

30. Why didn't you reply to my message! The slightly swollen fox has tears in his eyes, and his reddish eyes are full of complaints. Bei tooth bit his lower lip lightly, his fist clenched gradually, and his joints turned white gradually, as if he was going to punch you the next second. )