I'm very upset. Who can tell me some jokes?

1, Annie came home from kindergarten and said to her mother, "Mom, the Czech Republic proposed to me!" " "Mother asked," Does he have a regular job? " Annie said, "He is a full-time blackboard cleaner in our class! " "

Xiaoming: Mom, I almost met my father today. Mom: I'll see you when I see you. How can it be almost the same? Xiao Ming: Dad's license plate number is 16888. What I saw was 16887.

3. Classic joke: Granddaughter and Grandpa One day, the granddaughter went to see grandpa and saw him taking medicine. I thought it was a good thing and insisted on eating it, but my grandfather wouldn't give it to me. The granddaughter cried and said, "Hum, if you don't give me food now, I won't give you food when you grow up!" " ! ! ! "

4. Son: "The teacher said to do one good thing every day, so I did it today!" " Mom: "Very good! Let's hear it! " Son: "When a postman Hohokami went to the toilet, I threw all the letters on his bike into the mailbox."