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A skit suitable for the 80th anniversary of the campus celebration. . . Preferably original. . . Have more laughs. . . High score reward. . It should be suitable for middle school students to perform.
I have four scripts here. I hope I can help you. I hope you will be satisfied with my answer... Come on
One: Stage play-"Thick Summer Love" 》
Lu Jiaqin: How does summer make you feel? Is it the storm that rushes past, the scorching sun that never fades, or the cicadas that keep chirping. In short, summer is boring, but this summer will be an exception because of love. It is love that brings a young man back from his confusion, and it is love that opens his heart. So what kind of young man is he, and what happened to him? Below, please enjoy the stage play "Thick Summer Love".
Performers: Luo Fei, Zhang Xiangxing, Long Yi, Sun Chaoguo, Guo Yuliang, Chen Furong
The play.........
The specific scene description is as follows:
Stage play - "Thick Summer Love"
Lu Jiaqin: How does summer make you feel? Is it the storm that rushes past, the scorching sun that never fades, or the cicadas that keep chirping. In short, summer is boring, but this summer will be an exception because of love.
It is love that brings a young man back from his confusion, and it is love that opens his heart. So what kind of young man is he, and what happened to him? Below, please enjoy the stage play "Thick Summer Love".
Performers: Luo Fei, Zhang Xiangxing, Long Yi, Sun Chaoguo, Guo Yuliang, Chen Furong
Script writer: Chen Furong
Content: On a summer afternoon, a teenager was due to take an exam ——I only got 48 points in chemistry and was scolded by my mother. At this time, he came to the riverside at the junction of the city and lost his temper with these books and papers.
Young man: I thought I was wise all my life, but I was oppressed by you rags. Today, I have to teach you a lesson and see who destroys whom. (After the young man finished venting, he calmed down and sat on the bench, rubbing his sprained foot, ouch). He screamed, and at this time, an old man fishing came over, walked to the thrown books, slowly bent down and picked up the books one by one)
Old man: (bringing With a smug expression, he said as he picked them up) It’s not bad, these unwanted books can be sold for a few bucks. (While talking, he walked over to the crumpled paper that was still on the ground and wanted to pick it up)
Young man: (Suddenly he came back to his senses, ignored the pain in his feet, and quickly jumped up from the bench , jumping on one foot to grab the paper) What are you doing? Who told you to touch my things? What's wrong with you?
Old man: (Picked up the paper, avoided the boy, opened it and looked at it) Tsk, tsk, don’t copy it... It’s only 48 points, it seems like you failed, right?
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Young man: (angrily) Nonsense, by the way, this is none of your business! You, you, please return the paper to me quickly. By the way, there is also my book. (reaching out to the old man for papers and books)
Old man: (seriously) Stop, stop, stop, you said these are your books, but why did I pick up these books on the ground? Why do you say this is yours.
Teenager: (becoming anxious) Why are you so unreasonable, old man? This is obviously my book, with my class and name written on it. My name is Luo Fei, from Grade 2 (7) class. If you don’t believe me, read it yourself.
Old man: (opening the book) There are so many words, but what do they mean? You have thrown away the books, indicating that you no longer want to read. (Laughs) As for these books? You threw it away, I picked it up, this is mine (turns to leave).
Young man: (hurriedly chasing after me) You old man, stop here, who said I don’t want to study anymore.
You... (In a hurry, he twisted his other foot and fell to the ground) Oh, oh, oh, this is too much, stop!
Old man: (turning back) What did you just say? Do you still want to study? It’s very hard! It’s very stressful! (Said with a smile)
Young man: No hard work! I can overcome it! (Said angrily)
Old man: You threw the book away. Everyone can prove this (speaking to the audience), right?
Teenager: (Arguing vigorously) Who said I threw the book away? I just felt that the book had been in the bag for too long. I was afraid of getting wet, so I just took it out to bask in the sun.
Old man: (Looking up at the sky and posting books?) It’s dusk now. Are you posting books?
Teenager: I like the sunset and I like to be exposed to it at this time. Can you control it? (Angry)
Old man: By the way, in that case, I will return the book to you. You might as well not want this 48-point paper.
Teenager: Of course, that’s my thing.
Old man: Oh, 48 points. It’s too embarrassing. Throw it away so that others don’t see it (I want to throw it away after saying this).
Young man: What are you doing? Return the paper to me quickly. Haven't you heard that failure is the mother of success? What does it matter to you whether I am embarrassed or not? Why do you say I'm embarrassed? Return the paper to me quickly.
Old man: Oh, that’s it, then I’ll give it back to you.
Young man: (pull him over with force) Why am I so unlucky to meet such a crazy old man.
Old man: Crazy old man? I? Okay, okay, I won't argue with you. By the way, kid, let me ask you a few more questions. You are sitting on the ground and want to bask in the sun, right?
Teenager: (even more angry) Didn’t you see that both of my feet were sprained? Is there anyone who asks this question? No sympathy at all.
Old man: Alas... didn't you just call me a crazy old man? You are so capable, then you can figure it out yourself. (Wanting to leave)
Young man: Old man, I just said nonsense in a hurry, but who told you to sell my books! (After saying that, he hugged his feet and shouted...).
Old man: (walked a few steps) suddenly turned around and returned to the boy. You bastard (helps the boy up)
The boy: (in pain) Ouch... screamed. (Looking at the old man with surprised eyes)
Old man: (Helping the young man onto the bench and stretching out his hands to rub his feet) You kid, why are you so careless?
Young man: (with a look of shame on his face) Old man, oh...I said that just now...don't be surprised if I say that to you.
Old man: (pull hard)
Young man: Ouch... Oh my god! (Screaming)
Old man: Okay, let’s give it a try.
Young man: (He moved his feet, stood on the ground, and jumped for joy) Sigh...Okay, I didn’t know you still had this many times left. Thank you.
Old man: You’re welcome, just don’t call me a crazy old man next time.
(At this time, the old man and the young man were sitting on the bench. The young man’s mother, father, classmates, and Teacher Yu had been looking for them for a long time. The sky was getting darker, and the young man and the people he had found were looking at each other in the afterglow. Go to your home).
Classmate: Luo Fei (shouting loudly) Uncle, aunt, look over there Luo Fei (at this time the young man wanted to collect his books and go home).
Teenager: Dad, Mom, Teacher Yu, Li Jie, why are you here.
Mom: My child, it’s all your mother’s fault, I hurt you so much.
Teenager: Mom doesn’t hurt.
Teacher Yu: Why are you so ignorant? When I heard that you were missing, I looked for you everywhere. Okay, now I finally found you, it's time for me to go home. (Dad, Mom, shake hands with Teacher Yu and say "Thank you" at the same time).
Li Jie: You kid, it’s okay, I remembered you coming here, otherwise, I don’t know how long I would have been looking for you? In this case, it's time for me to leave.
(After the old man had a brief conversation with Teacher Yu, the three of them exited together) At this time, my mother’s stomachache started to hurt again.
Teenager: Mom, I’m sorry, what’s wrong?
Dad: It’s not because I’m looking for you that I haven’t had dinner yet. No, I’ve got stomach trouble again.
Teenager: Mom, I’m sorry, I was wrong.
Mom: Son, it’s okay, let’s go home.
(At this time, the boy and his father helped his mother to walk on the path of peace and happiness. Black had already come).
Two: original funny sketch script for middle school studentslt; farce about the college entrance examinationgt;
Funny sketch, entertainment, sketch, funny, middle school student
Character: Male A Male B Female C Female B Location: inside and outside the school examination room Props: four sets of tables and chairs and some examination equipment (plus one invigilator)
The first session: outside the examination room (boys AB appear)
A: What do you think we should do in our English test this time?
B: Don’t panic, don’t panic. Everything is determined~~
B: Tsk~~You said it nicely~Aren’t you panicked? I saw you failed the test last time Your mother is kneeling on the washboard as punishment~
A; Don’t~~Don’t~~talk nonsense~Look there is a beautiful woman over there~~
(Female C appears )
A: Hey~·Beauty, are you also a candidate?
C: What happened? (Twisting) Doesn’t it look like it?
A: It doesn’t really look like it~~
B: Don’t talk nonsense~~Beauty, which examination room are you from?
C: Oh~~ Let me take a look (turn over) Oh~~~ I am from the 18th examination room~
AB: Ah~~ We are so destined to meet each other even though we have come thousands of miles away to meet each other. Don’t we know each other? We are also in the 18th exam venue~~
C: Let me take a look at the comprehensive results of the 18th exam venue~~......Ah, why is it the first in the county? ?
A: That is! No, look at who we are~·
B; (Hit A’s head off) Shut up! What is there to be proud of? It’s the countdown~~! How stupid~~
A; I know~~ Most people don’t have the courage like us~~
BC; I’m dizzy~~
B; This time I have made great preparations to stop kneeling on the washboard (pointing to A). Are you determined?
A; Well~~ (do the "strength") and strive to pass 60 points, long live one more point to waste! !
C; You guys are too unconfident, right? Just take that little test? I must get 99 points! !
B; Then why didn’t you get 100 points?
C; (acting like a nympho) My boyfriend said that he would give me as many roses as I got in the exam, hehe~~
A; Tsk~~ Then why don’t you What about getting 11 points on the test? It’s still a lifetime~~
C; What do you know, little brat?
A; You~~ I’m mature to you~~
B; Okay, okay, don’t argue anymore~~No~ (take out the BB machine) A, let’s be nice this time Work hard~~ You tell me the choices you are good at~ I will pass on the sentences and compositions I am good at, okay?
A; Got it! (showing off to C) I won’t accept gifts during the holidays this year! I don’t accept gifts, I don’t accept gifts, I only accept BB machines as gifts! BB machine, BB machine.
B; Who gave it to you? kindness? Did I say give it to you? Give it to me after the exam. Do you hear me?
A; (state of grievance) Oh ~~~
C: What are you showing off? I still have a secret weapon~~ Okay, the exam is about to start, let’s go in quickly~~
B; COME ~~~~Rush for the great personal freedom
C; Why~~Is this an exam or an uprising~~~
A; You don’t understand that the teacher said that the examination room is like a battlefield~~~A pen is like a gun! So I brought a bag of pens, haha, I have so many guns, how can you beat me? Hahaha~~~
BC; Idiot·~~
Second exam Fengyun (there are several more candidates and a female invigilator who appeared in the middle of the show)
Everyone is answering seriously, only A and B are looking around
B; Sweet potato, sweet potato, I am a potato ! Sweet Potato Sweet Potato I am a potato! Choose to report the dripping speed~~
A; Sweet potato received Sweet potato received~~The answer is BC D CA B C. . . . . . . . . . .
B; OK Potato received~~
(Continue to work hard)
C: (*^__^*) Hee hee... all Do you still use a BB machine for something as simple as pediatrics? Look at me. . . (As he spoke, he slowly lifted up the skirt he was wearing~~ His thighs were exposed, but it was the dense writings on his thighs that were comparable to tattoos~~ He lowered his head to find the answer)
B; Wow~~This If you had known better, I would have worn a skirt too~~
A; I have to change my gender first·~
B; I, I, I will beat you and me~~
(Voice-over) The invigilator walked around C, but he didn’t dare to expose her. Why? I'm afraid that people will say that he is a pervert, so his innocence will not be protected~~
C; Careful~~A master's style is not afraid of authority~~~Haha, here I come with 99 roses~~
A; Potato Potato~~I am Sweet Potato·~·Speed ??reporting situation Q&A~~
B; Are you stupid? That situation Q&A: A: Iamsorry! B: Iamsorrytoo asked you What should you write in the third sentence that you can’t write? Of course, you have to fill in: I am sorry three! Everyone is too much, which means "two", so I can't answer "three"!
A; Yes, yes, why didn’t I think of that? Boss, you are so clever~~ What is that?
B; Guys ask Whatareyousorryfor? You see this guy is talking about "four", you write Iamsoryyfive! Hehe, actually this question is quite simple, next to it is two, three, four and five, buddy If nothing else works, I still remember these numbers.
A; High! ! ! ! Look, that beauty is in trouble. The invigilator called a female teacher over~~
Female invigilator: The admission ticket will be confiscated for cheating in the college entrance examination~~
(C; lying on the table with shoulders Sensational~)
Female proctor: (panicked) Don’t cry, there’s still another time~~
(C cried quietly)
Female invigilator: (even more panicked) Do you want to return your admission ticket and continue taking the exam?
(C cried louder)
The female invigilator said to the male invigilator: Look, this kid also wants to do well in the exam. What should I do?
Male invigilator: Look, you don’t have the temperament of an invigilator at all. Look at what we men do!
The invigilator walked up to C and whispered: How about~~ or~~ can we copy more?
Crackling·~~The candidates poured a large amount~~
After the third exam
A; Hahaha, boss, I am really grateful to you. Like the endless river, I will definitely be able to pass 60 in English this time~~~
B; The Yellow River is also flooding~~Don’t be proud, don’t be proud... You want to know why I do what I do That scenario question and answer?
A. . . . . . . . . . . . .
B; Tell me, I want to know. Will you be asked to pay taxes~~I don’t understand tacit understanding at all~~
C; I want to know
B; Really want to know?
C; Really~~~
B; The consequences of not remembering it
C; Are you wordy? Say it quickly~~! !
B; I won’t tell you!
C; You ~~~~......................hum~~who cares? (Turns around to leave)
B; Hey hey hey~~~Don’t leave. You don’t understand humor at all. Let me tell you. Isn’t that okay?
C; Then tell me how you made it?
B; Uh~~~um~~~(⊙o⊙)…~~. . . . . . My guess is 1 2 34. Who can’t write? Hoho~~~~
C; (raises middle finger) cut~~~~
A; (squatting Draw circles on the ground) I don’t know him I don’t know him! 1
C; Don’t talk about this anymore. How did you write your composition?
A; Yes, you haven’t told me about the composition yet~~
B; You haven’t asked me either~~
A; Didn’t you agree to it at the beginning? Of? I tell you to choose and you tell me these two items?
B; Oh ~~~·I forgot! ! (Secretly speaking to the audience) When I, silly, he told me one, I told him two? Hehe~~
C; Okay, okay~~ Please tell me how to write your composition·~~~~
B; Make a solemn gesture) Uh-huh~ ~~Ahem~~~Hmph~~
C; If you don’t tell me, I will burn your shop down~~~~
B; Okay, okay, eh~~that Isn’t the topic about people and society? I wrote it like this ~~~Hmph~~~ This is my composition, I will scare you when I say it, listen.
The man in the jiang hu, you are not a man, we have brothers. We must ji de, we two who and who?you don't bird me, Id on't bird you..."
AC looks confused~~
B; You don’t understand~~~ Do you want to know the translation?
AC: I think so
B; Really? ?
AC; Do you want to say it?
B; A group of rough people, let me explain to you, what this means is that if you are in the world, you are not a person. Now that we are dead, we still have brothers. Which one of us follows the other? If you don’t cheat on me, I won’t cheat on you either..." (To the audience) I won’t tell ordinary people~~
AC: (Stupid Half a day) fainted~~~~ (falling backwards)
Closing~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~·····
Three: Lines from the middle school student's funny sketch script: "The Best Answer"
Characters: Head teacher/student male, student girl, location: head teacher's office.
Class: Nowadays, students are becoming more and more difficult to teach. They put on airs as high as the sky, and their homework is a mess. Looking at it horizontally and vertically, they are all copied. Why! This is where the problem of students in our class arises. No, students Li Jiaxu and Wang Lizhen got into trouble again today. He actually got into a fight with the teacher, so he had to talk to them again.
Li, Wang: (knock on the door)
Ban: Come in.
Wang Li: Class teacher, is there anything wrong with you and us?
Ban: It’s nothing.
Li: Nothing, let’s go back first. (Wants to leave)
Ban: Come back, can I see you if I have nothing to do? What mistakes did you make in Teacher Chen's class today?
Li: It’s nothing, I just had a quarrel with the teacher.
Ban: I had an argument with the teacher, is it nothing? Do you still have a teacher in your eyes? Do you still know how to respect teachers?
Wang: Teacher, we did nothing wrong. We are just protecting our self-esteem.
Li: It’s Teacher Chen who went too far. Total disregard for our feelings.
Ban: Don’t get excited, sit down, or drink some water first.
Wang: Teacher, you are so kind.
Ban: What the hell is going on.
Li: Oh, that’s what we copy homework.
Ben: What? It’s copying homework again, you said, look at your homework. I was afraid of ghosts when I saw them.
Wang: How do you say that?
Ban: Just like Zhang Tianshi drawing talismans, do you think you are afraid of ghosts?
Li: But teacher, the homework we copied this time is very neat, absolutely the same as what we copied.
Ban: Then who copied it for whom?
Li: Teacher, I copied it for him. Don’t you always say that? Male classmates should take care of female classmates. And the school also said that students who study well should help students who study poorly.
Ban: You? You just studied well, and you made up four of the six subjects. Besides, the school now stipulates that students’ homework must be kept in files, so it’s right for you to copy it to him.
Wang: The class teacher is right. You male students only care about speed and not scores, which has caused great harm to our female students.
Ban: I don’t even want to talk about you! Just be submissive and if he wants to copy it for you, just copy it without checking it. Remember that you are students in the 21st century and are no longer nerds. Be flexible!
Li: Class teacher, don’t blame her. I took the initiative to copy it for her. As a boy, how can you let girls suffer? How can you be so cold-blooded? Besides, women are half of men!
Ban: As a boy, you shouldn’t let a girl suffer, but if you just help her copy it so casually, do you still have any dignity as a boy?
Li: The head teacher is right, I will copy it next time.
Wang: OK...
Ban: What? Do you still have a teacher in your eyes like this? Are there any school rules and regulations? No wonder Teacher Chen criticizes you.
Li: That's not criticism at all, it's just scolding, and the spit is like a downpour.
Ban: Scold?
Wang: That scene was nothing more than a scolding. It could be described as an insult. The saliva was comparable to the flooding of the Yellow River.
Ban: Is it that exaggerated?
Li: You didn’t see that scene. No one knows how scary Teacher Chen is.
Ban: How to say?
Li: (Imitating Teacher Chen) Wang Lizhen, tell me how your mother gave birth to this thing. You copied all the homework wrong.
Ban: So cruel? How do you answer that?
Li: I said, the teacher is none of her business. I made a mistake and copied it to her.
Wang: (Imitating Teacher Chen) Then you are even more piggy. You said you were wrong and yet you had the nerve to copy it to her. Do you still have any brains? If you say you are a pig, you are insulting a pig.
Ban: It’s so scary, what should you do?
Wang: Teacher, we just said a word each and Teacher Chen kicked us out of the classroom.
Ban: One sentence?
Li: Yes, that is "Teacher Chen, I understand how pigs bark, and you barked really well in this class."
Wang: I mean " "Teacher, you can insult me, but you can't insult yourself."
Ban: Teacher Chen is really going too far, but you are also outrageous. How can you call the teacher a pig? In fact, you two are pretty good in general. Why are you like this now?
Li: I wonder which student doesn’t want to study well and win the favor of the opposite sex.
Wang: I wonder which student doesn’t want to receive a scholarship and go to eat German chicken with his sisters to have fun.
Li, Wang: We have been studying it for more than ten years since primary school, and we have already deeply understood its principles.
Li: I don’t have to go online.
Wang: I don’t have to eat snacks.
Li: When I was struggling in the book.
Wang: When I was wandering helplessly in the book.
Li: In my heart.
Wang: That’s what I’m thinking about.
Li, Wang: It means serving the country with loyalty and benefiting mankind.
Ban: Since you understand this truth. So are you worthy of your parents who work hard for your happiness every day? Is this right for the teacher who stays up late every day to prepare lessons? That's right...
Li: Class teacher, we understand that our parents' hard work means that we will not suffer in the future, and the teacher's hard work is for us, the flowers of the future. We all understand this.
Ben: Yeah! You also know that learning is something that is neither difficult nor easy. You must know that your future is in your own hands, and future success depends on today's hard work and struggle. You should know that you still have a long way to go in life. If you waste your blood now, wouldn't it be a waste of your life?
Li, Wang: Yeah! We get it.
Ban: (gentle tone) Since you understand, why don’t you study hard? Although today's students are shouting: "Studying is hard, tiring, and you have to pay tuition for studying, why not join the underworld, have money and status, and have handsome boys and beautiful girls to drink with you." But this is wrong, and I don't think you will either in this way. Is it right?
Li, Wang: Yes.
Ban: I believe you, but you must also know that the work of teachers and students are inseparable. I need your cooperation. It's for your own good that Hou Shou spoke a little harshly. Is the teacher right?
Wang: Teacher, you are right. Without the teacher's guidance, we would not have succeeded that day. The teacher worked really hard for us.
Ban: Okay, you should remember to cooperate with the teacher's work in the future. Stop copying homework, it's just bad behavior.
Don't break any school rules and regulations, learn to respect teachers and unite classmates.
Wang: Class teacher, we were wrong. sorry! There won't be a next time.
Ban: You shouldn’t say sorry to me, you should tell Teacher Chen.
Li, Wang: We will. For tomorrow, for the future, for yourself, for others.
Ban: Okay, it’s very late. Go back!
Li, Wang: Thank you for your hard work, teacher. (Music) Finished!
Four: Funny Sketch Script - Between Classmates
Campus Funny Sketch Script for Middle School Students - Between Classmates
Time: After school in the afternoon
Location: In front of the school
Characters: Xiaoling: a 12-year-old female squadron leader with a steady style
Xiaoli: a 12-year-old female squadron leader with a quick mouth
Xiao Lei: a 12-year-old male student who is introverted
Xiaohu: a 12-year-old male student who is naughty
(curtain opening: a vertical wooden sign is placed on the side of the stage with "××Primary School" written on it) , a bench is placed in the middle of the stage, Xiaoling and Xiaoli enter)
Xiaoling: Xiaoli, didn’t you feel anything was wrong during class today?
Xiao Li: No, what’s wrong? Nothing wrong?
Xiao Ling: I mean Xiao Lei...
Xiao Li: Oh! By the way, I remembered it when you said it. Something was wrong with Xiaolei today. He usually studies very hard, but today he always didn't listen carefully in class. I wonder what's wrong with him?
Xiao Ling: Yes! I asked him, but he hesitated and said nothing, was it...
Xiao Li: Cough! There must be something wrong with him.
Xiao Ling: But...what happened to him?
Xiao Li: How about we ask him later?
Xiao Ling: No! Let’s ask Xiaohu, they are neighbors and they are usually close, so he must know, yo, they are coming.
(Xiaohu and Xiaolei enter, Xiaoling and Xiaoli hide behind the cards)
Xiaohu: Leilei, don’t be like this, be happy. If there is anything you can’t get through, isn’t it... …
(Xiao Lei stops Xiaohu)
Xiao Lei: Xiaohu, please don’t be so loud, okay? I beg you, didn’t you promise to keep it a secret?
Xiaohu: But... what should you do about this?
Xiao Lei: Hey, I can’t help it. I really hope I grow up quickly so that I can...cough! No more talking, let’s leave quickly!
Xiaohu: Wait, Xiaolei, come on! Sit down, look, my dad just bought me a Transformer that can talk. Can I lend it to you to play with? Come...
Xiao Lei: No... I don’t want to play.
Xiaohu: How about we go to my house to play on the computer together. Hey, my mom just bought me a set of the "Three Kingdoms" game. It's so fun.
Xiao Lei: I’d better not go, Xiaohu, sometimes I really envy you.
Xiaohu: I... Xiaolei, I'm sorry.
(Xiao Ling and Xiao Li came out from behind the sign)
Xiao Li: Xiao Lei, Xiao Hu.
Xiaohu: Why are you here?
Xiao Ling: We are waiting for you.
Xiaohu: Wait for us?
Xiao Li: Yes! Xiaolei, what happened to you in class today? What's going on at home?
Xiaohu: Their family...
Xiaolei: Xiaohu!
Xiaohu: Their family is fine, everything is fine.
Xiao Ling: No! Xiaolei, Xiaohu, we heard what you just said. There must be something going on at Xiaolei’s family! Speak up and we will all help you!
Xiao Lei: No! Xiaoling, our family is fine, thank you. Xiaohu, let’s go.
Xiao Li: Stop! Xiaolei, you used to study very hard, but recently you haven't been paying attention to the lectures. I think you were playing with Xiaohu all day long, and you were led astray by him.
Xiaohu: I...
Xiaolei: No! It's not Xiaohu's fault, it's my fault.
Xiao Ling: Why are you wrong?
Xiao Lei: I... -
Xiao Li: Look at the two of them hesitating, they must be up to no good!
Xiaohu: You are talking nonsense! It’s Xiao Lei’s family...
Xiao Lei: Xiao Hu!
Xiaohu: Don’t stop me. If you don’t say anything else, I’ll be choked to death! Xiaoling, Xiaoli, and Xiaolei's parents have all been laid off, and their lives are very difficult.
A few days ago, his mother fell ill and was hospitalized for a week. Now they need an operation, but their family can't pay the operation fee. Xiaolei's father can't borrow money everywhere. Xiaolei is worried about his father!
Xiaoling, Xiaoli: This...
Xiaohu: You don’t know, Xiaolei has been in the hospital for two nights. He still insists on coming to school during the day, which is good.
If this continues, Xiaolei may not be able to pay his tuition fees next semester!
Xiaoling: Xiaolei, why didn’t you tell me earlier?
Xiaohu: Xiaolei is afraid that his classmates will laugh at him!
Xiao Li: How can this be possible? Xiaolei, don’t worry we will help you. What’s the shame in having your parents laid off!
My mother is also a laid-off worker. Our family opened a restaurant and made more money than before. Besides...
Xiao Lei: Okay! Classmates, you all understand the matter. It’s time for me to leave. I still have to go to the hospital!
Xiao Ling: Wait! Xiaolei, if you go ahead like this, there is still nothing you can do. So be it! I have ten dollars here that my mother gave me. You can use it first!
Xiao Li: Yes! I still have twenty here.
Xiaohu: Yes! Why didn't I think of that? Xiaolei, this is what my grandfather gave me, one hundred, you can take it too.
Xiao Lei: Classmates, I can’t take this money.
Xiao Ling: Just take it!
Xiao Li: Yes! Even if you borrow it from us, will you pay it back in the future?
Xiaohu: Go! What to borrow? This is called sponsorship. Xiaolei, when I go back, I will ask my dad to sponsor more. He will listen to my mother in everything, and my mother will listen to me!
Xiaoling: Xiaolei, just take it! I will report this matter to the teacher tomorrow. We will mobilize teachers and students across the school to donate to you.
No matter what, you have to perform an operation on your mother first! Xiaolei, take it!
Xiaoli, Xiaohu: Yes! Xiaolei, just take it! ah! (Music starts)
Xiao Lei: Classmates, thank you! Thank you! (Bow deeply)
——End of the play
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