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Loopholes in Jin Yong's novels?
The biggest flaw in "Eternal Dragon Slayer" is that Zhou Zhiruo poisoned and wounded Li Yin and exiled Zhao Min to a desert island, because Xie Xun really has no reason to remain silent; Many people have said this. But I want to point out that Zhou Zhiruo's motive is not to fulfill his oath of exterminating Normal University, but only to make Zhang Wuji hate Zhao Min and feel the same way with her. The oath made to master only provided her with an excuse to be resourceful. Whether mowgli marries her has nothing to do with everbright Emei. Impossible things in Jin Yong's novels. 8456625 was published in Jinyong Teahouse [jycg.com.cn], please indicate the source. (1) Chapter/kloc-0 on weapons/martial arts. Dark iron sword: there can be no dark iron. Its chemical composition is mainly Fe3O4 with low density. From V=m/ρ, it can be known that it has large mass, low density and large volume. Yang Guo's black iron sword weighs 64 kilograms, which is 32 kilograms. The density of Fe3O4 is 7.9 kilograms higher than that of pure iron per cubic meter, but it is not much, and its volume is less than 32/7.9 cubic meters ≈4.05 cubic meters, about 4 cubic meters. Think about it, how big is this 4 cubic meters of Dongdong, can Guo carry it? What's more, the original book says that it is only four feet (1.3 meters) long, so it must not be too wide! Can its volume reach 4 cubic meters? However, the epee of Songshan School and Taishan School is more credible. II. Iraq and Tu Longdao: Physical jokes Iraq and Tu Longdao were cast by melting darksteel swords and adding steel in Huang Rong. It should be noted that Fe3O4 is an ionic crystal and steel is a metal crystal. These two crystals are difficult to combine physically! Therefore, these two weapons could not be cast under the condition of underdeveloped technology at that time! It can be seen that the whole book "Eternal Dragon Slayer" has no story basis. Alas, alas, alas ................................................. ...................................................................................................................... It is mentioned in the condor heroes, condor heroes and Tianlong that the eighteen palms of the dragon are powerful and have the power to break stones, which is unparalleled hard work. In fact, if that were the case, Hong Qigong, Guo Jing, Xiao Feng and others would have died long ago. To have such a great power, the slapper must have produced a strong mechanical vibration, which spread out in the form of harmonic or infrasound waves, causing the opponent to produce a strong * * * vibration, and transmitting huge energy to the other side through huge amplitude, so that the whole body is "torn" by uneven stress. The problem is: since the slapper has a strong mechanical vibration, the vibration he receives must be stronger than that of Fang (because of damping), and the other party can tear and the rock can burst, not to mention himself. Therefore, before the other person dies, the one who hits the hair will die first! And the death was terrible: the whole body was torn to pieces, and then all parts flew out in different directions ... It can also be proved, such as frog kung fu, big king kong palm, dragon elephant prajnaparamita kung fu, heart-breaking palm and other hard kung fu. Fourth, the one-yang finger and the six-pulse Excalibur: Be careful of finger reimbursement From the clues of Tianlong Babu, we can infer that both the one-yang finger and the six-pulse Excalibur are gathered between the fingers with pure Yang internal force and then fired. Since it is pure yang internal force, it can produce high temperature. Won't such a high temperature burn your fingers? The skin of human fingers is organic, with a low ignition point and a slightly higher ignition point of bones, but this is only from Baidu … I only hope that your fingers in Dali will not burn out. It can also be proved that the pure Yang Kung Fu such as Flame Knife and Jiuyang Shen Gong is the same. 5. Ice Qi: Zuo Lengchan will become the ice Qi of popsicles, the mechanism is just the opposite to that of a yang finger: the internal force of pure Yin will gather on the finger or palm and then radiate, so we can infer that its temperature must be very low. If it drops below 0℃, fingers or palms will freeze, which will inevitably cause fatal damage to tissues! Judging from the fact that Zuo Lengchan used ice gas to freeze Ren Woxing in the legendary swordsman, its temperature must be below 0℃! Ren Woxing is so, what about Zuo Lengchan himself ... On the other hand, Ren Woxing was frostbitten by the true qi, with blood clots and nerve spasms, and the whole body tissue was fatally injured. Not to mention Ling Huchong, Yingying and Xiang Wentian, even Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't save Ren Woxing! Poor teacher ... can also prove that the same is true of pure Yin internal skills such as magic yin finger and nine yin meridians. Six, nine yin white bone claws: can not penetrate the human skull Mei Chaofeng wants a claw to penetrate the human skull, it must have a strong impact on the other person's skull. According to the momentum theorem, the impact force f = mv/t, think about the weight of Mei Chaofeng's delicate hands. How fast does she catch things? On the other hand, people at that time had long hair and thick hair on the top of their heads, so the interaction time between fingers and skull was prolonged and the impact force was greatly reduced. Therefore, Mei Chaofeng can't penetrate a person's skull anyway. Of course, even if the opponent is hairless, the action time t is very short, but because the mv is very small, his skull can't be penetrated by Mei Chaofeng! There is no need to consider pressure here, because the impact force is different from static pressure, so p=F/S is meaningless! As a result, black wind and double evil, Yang Kang, Zhou Zhiruo and others once made their way around the rivers and lakes without great martial arts! Seven, sunflower book/exorcism sword: Dong Fangbubai, Yue Buqun, Lin Pingzhi can defeat the enemy, the biggest reason is that their moves are fast and incoherent, which is hard to resist. Actually, it's impossible. From the biological point of view, people have a certain "reaction time", that is, the time it takes for the receptor to feel the stimulus and the effector to produce the effect, which is of the order of seconds. The main reason is that (1) in physics, the electromotive force of nervous system is low and the resistance is high, and the conduction of biological current is limited; (2) The conduction of nerve impulses in synapses is achieved by chemical means, which is time-consuming. However, the speed of sunflower collection and exorcism swordsmanship is so fast, the response time of the recruiter must be extremely short, that is, milliseconds and microseconds, which is impossible! On the other hand, due to the limitation of muscles and bones, people can't make such rapid movements. It can also be proved that: our fast sword can not be realized, and our destruction of Wu Daye is just empty talk. In this way, Dong Fangbubai lost his palace, Yue Buqun can't be the head of the Wuyue Sect, and Lin Pingzhi can't get revenge in this life ... Eight or three props, soft hedgehog armor, black silkworm suit and little dragon lady gloves: chemical miracles can be made in today's highly developed era of science, which requires the use of new inorganic (non-) metals and/or polymers as raw materials and high-end physical technology. But at that time, people didn't know what chemistry was. How could they make such a strange thing? (2) People 1. Little Dragon Girl: You will lose your beautiful figure. "The Condor Heroes" said that the little dragon girl lived in the tomb of the living dead when she was a child, and she rarely left the tomb and received no sunshine. Then there must be little synthesis of vitamin D in her body, which affects the absorption of Ca. Think about what the symptoms of calcium deficiency are! Rickets, hunchback, X (or O) legs ...&; % $ & amp*! # $ ~ $% $ Second, the wind is clear and the gas is positive, Ling Huchong: Your eyes are going to be nearsighted! The trick of Dugu's Nine Swords is to identify the enemy's flaws and then attack on a large scale. And enemies tend to move faster. In this way, the recruiter should see each other's tricks and flaws, and the muscles of the eyes should keep moving to turn their eyes and change the convexity of the cornea. In the long run, their eyes will be tired and nearsighted! Think about a pair of big glasses on Linghu Xia's nose ... It seems that if you want to fight Linghu Xia, you just have to attack his glasses ... Third, Li Mochou and Ouyang Feng: Good poison is killed by poisonous people and substances. Toxins can accumulate in the human body, and people will die if they accumulate to a certain extent! Li Mochou, Ouyang Feng and others associate with poisons all day, and they have accumulated a lot of toxins in their bodies, even excessive toxins. No one else killed them, they can die at any time! And because of the toxin, they are extremely weak and can't practice any martial arts at all, let alone fight with others! Of course, the specific immune system of the human body can resist toxins, but this can only resist viruses, bacteria and their biological toxins and very few chemical toxins. For most biochemical toxins, specific immunity is useless at all. It seems that the names of "Crimson Lotus Fairy" and "Xidu" will be erased from the Jianghu. Similarly, Varakia was poisoned by a needle in 12, and he had to die ... agricultural loopholes in Jin Yong's novels 1 165438 10/2. There is a small column on the website of "Jin Yong Teahouse" called "Bones for Everyone", which is dedicated to finding loopholes in Jin Yong's novels, and agricultural history has never been involved. However, I'm just on a whim after dinner, and I'm not going to go online. Jin Yong's mistake is probably like what Mr. Zhu said in "White Deer Plain", "Just leave a loophole for future generations to blame." 1, corn "the legendary swordsman" for the second time: "The peasant woman came out of the house and handed him four cooked corn cobs." Chapter 6 of The Condor Heroes: "He (Yang Guo) has been wandering in the Jianghu since he was a child, and it's really good to find something to eat. Looking around, he saw a big piece of corn growing on the western hillside, so he picked five sticks. The corn is not ripe yet, but it can be eaten. " Sword stained with royal blood (1): "The old woman took out some tortillas to entertain the guests and burned a pot of hot water for them to drink. It is common sense that Zhang ate a corn tortilla, which is not native to China. Corn originated in America and was not introduced to Europe until 1494 when Columbus returned from America. It is estimated that it was first introduced to China in the middle of16th century (the earliest record now is the government of Pingliang, Gansu Province in the thirty-ninth year of Jiajing (1560), which was then called "Fanmai"). If Lin Pingzhi can really eat "cooked corn on the cob" in the mountainous areas of Fujian, it is estimated that it will be in 1577 at the earliest (Fujian began to plant corn this year). However, the legendary swordsman's background is uncertain, and this book is full of this specious historical background. In Sword with Royal Blood, it is still possible for Zhang to eat tortillas in Guangdong, but this is also based on an unreliable assumption: the old lady is a local rural pacesetter, and she introduced such a novel foreign variety that Zhang actually knew it was tortillas. However, if Yang Guo wants to find a cornfield on the hillside of Shaanxi, it will take at least three or four hundred years-but with a stroke of a pen, Jin Yong airlifted five corn cobs to Yang Guo! Of course, he is not only so kind to Yang Guo, but also so generous to Yang Guo's grandfather, as we will see below: 2. "Legend of the Condor Heroes" Peanut, Broad Bean and Pumpkin (1): "(Qu San) Slowly scald two pots of rice wine, one dish of broad beans, one dish of salted peanuts, one dish of dried bean curd and three slices of salted eggs." "Yang Tiexin see a pot of wine has been finished, it is a pot, three people will lambaste Qin Gui. The lame man brought another dish of broad beans and peanuts. ""Sometimes, the two will go to a small hotel to drink a few pots, and Qu San, the lame man, will also cook wine and bring drinks such as broad beans and peanuts. " "Dragon Eight Branches" 20 times: "(Xiao Feng) saw a lot of dry food such as cooked meat, fried rice, dates, peanuts, dried fish, and even better, there was a big jar of wine." The legendary swordsman (1): The old man said, "Yes, yes! Men want to drink, first use some beef, broad beans and peanuts. " The legendary swordsman returned for the second time: "Dr. Tea made a pot of tea and served a plate of pumpkin seeds and a plate of broad beans." The legendary swordsman replied for the 25th time: "(Ling Huchong) picked up the wine bowl and gulped it down again. There was nothing to drink in the shop, so he grabbed a few salted peanuts and threw them into his mouth. " Broad beans, peanuts and pumpkin seeds are written as common drinks here, but these three crops, like corn, are all native to China and were introduced from abroad very late. Vicia faba was introduced to China from Persia in the Yuan Dynasty (refer to the authoritative work in this field: Laufer's China Iranian Pea and Vicia faba), and it was not planted on a large scale until the Ming Dynasty. Peanuts and pumpkins are American plants, which began to spread in the old world after Columbus discovered the new world. Peanut was introduced to China much later than broad bean, and it was introduced to China around1530s, but the speed of its introduction from the coast to the inland was very slow. Until the end of Qianlong period, peanuts were still a rare feast food (see chapter 8 "Land Use and Food Production" of Population Decline in the Early Ming Dynasty by He Bingdi about the spread of American crops in China). )。 In the legendary swordsman, peanuts in the inland city of Wuhan are also described as a very common drink, even known to the residents of Wudang Mountain in the inland (in the 26th time, disciples of Wutangmen pretended to be an old farmer and laughed at Ling Huchong as "melon seeds peanuts"). This situation will never be earlier than 1700. In The Legend of the Condor Heroes, in A.D. 1 199, a poor village in Lin 'an broke down, and Qu San was able to import grain (broad beans and peanuts) from Persia and America. Guo and Yang were shocked. At that time, they didn't even read the novel "Eating Goods", so they didn't care. It stands to reason that they should at least grab Qu San and drink: "Wu!" What's the retail price? "However, considering that Qu San, the lame man, is from the Peach Blossom Island with high feet and first-class martial arts knowledge, it is not surprising that he has been to America before Columbus. There may even be people who have been to America before Qu San: Xiao Yuanshan, the hero of Qidan in the Northern Song Dynasty, also brought some peanuts to his son Feng Xiao as a drink. Xiao Feng is a real carnivore in Eight Branches of Long Qie. He always cuts a few catties of beef and mutton when ordering food. It is obviously meaningful for Xiao Yuanshan to leave such precious and rare foreign food as peanuts. I, China, arrived in America earlier than Columbus. Here's one more piece of evidence. 3. Watermelon "Legend of the Condor Heroes" 23: "(Huang Rong) went to the village and bought a car full of watermelons." The fifth time in the legendary swordsman: "(Yilin) walked more than two miles and saw several acres of Gua Tian, full of watermelons. "The word' watermelon' is not Chinese, but originated from Jurchen language (refer to Chinese loanwords Dictionary). This plant originally did not belong to China, but was produced in West Asia. It was introduced to the western regions in the Five Dynasties and the Northern Song Dynasty, and then to the Southern Song Dynasty from the State of Jin. The extensive cultivation of watermelon probably had to wait until the Qing Dynasty returned to Xinjiang, that is, in the Chen Jialuo era (refer to the "watermelon" in Laufer's Huang Rong). Watermelon is an imported seasonal fruit that has not been introduced for many years. She actually bought a batch of goods at one go. Although girls love fruits and are generous, they can buy them in Niujia Village. When Huang Rong put the watermelon on his head for 24 times, Sha and others were scared away when they saw "a green ball, a green ball". Presumably, although the Ghost Gate Dragon King is knowledgeable, he doesn't know that this is the legendary watermelon. In the fifth episode of the legendary swordsman, the scene of a midsummer night is described. Hengshan County also has ordinary countryside and "several acres of Gua Tian", which is similar to the scene during the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty. 4, ginseng "Tianlong Babu" 26 times: "In a hurry for a few months, winter and spring came, and Ah Zi ate ginseng every day. "In the story of Eight Dragons, A Zi's three life-saving magic weapons in Changbai Mountain are ginseng, bear gall and tiger bone. Xiao Feng was also reminded that ginseng has curative effect, so he went to Changbai Mountain-it can be seen that ginseng can save his life, and the idea that ginseng is the best place of origin in Changbai Mountain has been deeply rooted in people's hearts, even people like Xiao Feng who don't read much know it. Liang Ziweng in The Legend of the Condor Heroes was originally a foreigner. Now that I have a career like cameo, I can see that I paid attention to this thing at that time. But in history, ginseng has not had such a status for a long time. Sui dynasty was once regarded as a demon grass, while Tang dynasty only regarded it as a fashionable drink like tea, while Song people only regarded it as a gift like dried fruit, and did not think it had any medicinal effects. The idea that ginseng can cure all diseases and Changbai Mountain ginseng is the top grade only rose in the late Ming Dynasty (see Yi Hua's article "Worship of Ginseng"). "Liancheng Tactics" also mentioned that Ding Dian transported the ginseng outside the customs to Hankou to do business. In the chivalrous journey, the three-year-old ladies of the four major sects in Kanto have a good horse and many participants. These ginseng trade has reached the scene of industrialization, which is roughly a matter of the Qing Dynasty. 5. Pepper "Tianlong Babu" 1 1 Back: "From then on, all the way east, after more than 20 days, Duan Yu listened to the accent of passers-by and gradually felt elegant and soft, and there was no pepper in the dish. "Liancheng Tactics" (1): "That girl (Qi Fang) is seventeen or eighteen years old ... her face is as red as a string of red peppers hanging under the eaves. "The above two places, it is obvious that Jin Yong thinks that the food in Yunnan, Guizhou, Sichuan and Hunan is fond of chilies, but chilies, like corn, peanuts, pumpkins and tobacco, are all American agricultural products, which were introduced to China in the late Ming Dynasty. The traditional spice in China is not pepper, but mainly pepper. Moreover, pepper was only used as an ornamental plant at first, and then it was used as a dish. According to historical records, the earliest time to eat Chili in Guizhou and Hunan was during the reign of Qing Qianlong, usually after Daoguang. (See Lan Yong's Spicy Culture and Pepper Revolution in China, Southern Weekend 2002- 1-24) So when Duan Yu went all the way east, there was no "pepper" in his dish, but he probably never ate pepper, unless Cuomo Mozhi took him back to America. However, since Duan Yu later drank Biluochun tea in Suzhou Yanziwu, it only appeared 600 years later, there may not be two things going back in time. 6. Apple's "Eternal Dragon Slayer" 16: "(Zhang Wuji) picked some unknown fruits from the dwarf tree and held them in his hand. He smelled a sweet smell and took a bite, which made it more delicious. Peaches are not so crisp, apples are not so sweet, and pears are not so greasy. "Jin Yong didn't say this fruit is an apple here, but Zhang Wuji can't even compare with apples. Because apples were introduced to China at the end of Yuan Dynasty, they could only be enjoyed at the court. At that time, it was impossible for a ragged teenager to eat them. The name "Apple" did not appear until the Ming Dynasty. Liang Yusheng wrote in the first 1 reply of The Legend of the Glacier Girl that Chen Tianyu "split the fruit to save the beauty" and split a golden apple, but that was already in the Qianlong period, and there is no risk of historical problems.
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