Jokes about tennis and basketball

If a player wants to transfer, he must take a cultural examination before the transfer. The coach greeted the examiner in advance and said, "Our players have poor culture, so the topic is not too difficult."

The examiner agreed.

During the exam, the examiner looked at the players for a while and asked, "What do you say is 7 times 7?"

The player thought for a moment and said, "I think it's forty-nine."

Before the examiner could speak, the coach stood up and said earnestly, "examiner, please give him another chance."

Encourage players

In the first half of the football match, the team lost miserably. Most of the audience are walking on the field. The second half of the game is about to begin.

The coach encouraged the players to say, "Come on, guys! The next game is extremely beneficial to us, because our audience has already left.

Put the gun down. "

volleyball

Once in physical education class, the school refused to play football, saying that the turf had not been handed in. What should I do if it was broken? So I only play volleyball with my brothers. But you won't know if you don't play. It hurts every day, even the words are written like earthworms, but a big brother who plays volleyball together says volleyball is fun and doesn't hurt at all! So I humbly asked him how to play volleyball without pain. After all kinds of hardships, sweet words, flattery and deception, I was finally moved by my sincerity and told me his secret seriously-"If you don't wait, don't catch, just be a setter and watch others make a fool of yourself. Remember, it will be useful all your life!" ! ! "I have nothing to say. /I am speechless.