Pupils' male and female co-acting drama scripts are urgently needed! Go, go, go!

characters: storyteller, foolish old man, foolish old woman, son, wise old man, celestial emperor, and giant spirit god

storyteller: Long long ago, at the foot of two mountains, Wangwu Mountain and Taihang Mountain, lived a family whose owner's name was foolish old man, and he was a strange old man with a stubborn temper ... Call me stubborn? You are stubborn! This is called persistence. Do you understand ... Hey, young man, you don't read like this. You should jump on your head and read. Look, don't listen to me. It's so stubborn. You are stubborn!

Storyteller: (in silence) ... Because they live at the foot of two big mountains, it is very, very, very inconvenient for the Yugong family to do anything ... [The voice of the foolish woman comes from behind: "Ah!"

Yu Gong: Old woman, I told you not to open the front door, but you forgot. Wangwu Mountain is in front of you. When you open the door, you must not bump into the rocks on the mountain!

Foolish woman (I): But I want to get some air. Forget it. I'll open the back door. Yugong: Don't! No! There is a landslide in Taihang Mountain in the back these days. As soon as you open the door, you may roll down some dirt and gravel, which is more dangerous. You'd better not.

foolish woman: that's true, but it's not a problem for our family to jump in and out of this window every day! It's all because of you, an old thing. When building a house, you said that the mountain scenery is good and the air is fresh. You must build it between two mountains, saying,' Farming outside the west window, eating and watching the North Mountain.' You won't listen to anyone who advises you. After building the house, you have to open the door in the direction of the mountain. Now you can't even get out of the door. You have to climb the window when you go to the vegetable market to buy a dish. Why can't you listen to others?

Son: Yes, Mom is right. We are not as good as Spider-Man. Climbing the window every day is really tiring! Dad, I've thought about it. Let's open another door by this window. Yugong: You silly son, how troublesome it is to open another door by the window, materials and workers! Son: So, what should we do according to your idea? Yugong: I think, why don't we move the Taihang Mountain and the Wangwu Mountain together? Son (quietly): Isn't this more troublesome? Yugong: OK, that's settled. Starting from tomorrow, the whole family will move mountains! Family: Yes! Son: Oh, yes, Dad. How should we move?

Yugong: Why are you so stupid? Didn't Hanoi tower play? First remove the mountain layer by layer, and then install it at the destination.

son: this project is too big. I don't think so. Let's hollow out the foot of the mountain first, then put on wheels, and finally push it somewhere else. This is a lot easier. Yugong: Eh! Silly son, it seems that you are smart sometimes. Let's do this for a long time

Storyteller (with a straight head): Cough, cough. It's finally my turn to play again. Cough, cough. Speaking of this, early the next morning, the Yugong family took their tools and began to dig up the mountain in full swing. When someone passes by, they ask them

(imitating the host), "This is a live report from Wangwu Taihang and International Radio and Television Station. (Analog microphone reaches out to son) Excuse me, what are you doing?" Son: Oh, we are digging ... No, my dad said, we are improving the quality of life.

Storyteller: It won't be long before everyone knows their plan to move the mountain. As soon as the news spread, it became a well-known plan. The news soon reached the ear of an old man named Zhicuo. (Quietly) This old man likes to meddle. (on tiptoe)

Zhizuo: What are you talking about? ! Well, hello, everyone, I am the legendary super thunderbolt and invincible wisdom. ..... wisdom, is the wisdom of wisdom ... barbary ... barbary? Ah, whatever, it means old people anyway. To sum up, it is a wise old man. So, what I hate most is that people do stupid things. It's said that the old boy, Yu Gong, is going to move the two mountains, Wang Wu and Taihang Mountain. This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. As a nosy ... well, I have an obligation to persuade him.

Yu Gong: 123! Come on, do it! Son: Hey! Yugong: Three, four, five! Dig more!

son: hey yo! Yugong: Four, five, six! Don't litter! Son: Hey!

Zhizuo: Is that Yu Gong over there? Yugong: Who did I think it was? It was Zhisou, you smelly boy! Long time no see, let's go and have a drink at my house!

Zhizuo: Your home? No, I can't. I have to jump out of the window. My old bones can't jump. Let's talk here.

Yugong: OK! Zhizuo: foolish old man, I heard that you are going to move the two mountains, Wangwu and Taihang?

Yugong: Huh? I'm such a low-key person. I didn't expect you to know about it.

Zhizuo: Yugong, you are such a fool! Have you ever thought that comparing the strength of your whole family with the two mountains of Wangwu and Taihang is like an ant moving an elephant and a bug shaking a tree? I don't think you'll ever move the mountain by half.

Yugong: Zhisou, you're the idiot. I can't do it in my life, and there's my son. My son can't do it, and there are my grandchildren. Children give birth to grandchildren, and grandchildren give birth to children. Children and grandchildren dig until the 28th century! I can't believe it's not successful.

Zhicuo: Oh, my God! But have you ever thought, if your whole family is exhausted from digging mountains, who will give you children and grandchildren?

Yugong: Hey, that makes sense. Silly son! From tomorrow on, don't dig mountains, just stay at home and have grandchildren with your daughter-in-law! Son: Yes! Daddy!

Zhizuo: And, Yu Gong, why do you have to move the two mountains? Just dig a big hole in the clearing and bury them.

Yugong: Where do you put the excavated soil? Zhisou: This ... you can dig the hole deeper and bury it together.

Yugong: This is the first time I've heard of such a creative method.

Zhisou: Finally, I'll give you a piece of advice. It's really hard for your family to dig mountains. Why don't you spread the rumor that there are many treasures buried at the foot of two big mountains?