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There is a joke: an American teacher asked their students a famous saying, and they didn't know it. When the last Japanese student answered, the teacher approved.
After a long time, a new student from Japan, Yamamoto, replied in broken English:
"1775, Butrick Henry said."
"Very well, then, who said' by the people, by the people and for the people'?"
"1863, abraham lincoln said."
That's right, classmate It was a Japanese student who answered the question just now, but the students who grew up in America couldn't answer it. What a pity! "
"Kill the Japanese!" There is a strange cry in the classroom.
"who! Who said that! " The female teacher flushed with anger.
Yamamoto immediately replied: "1945, President Truman said."
Then someone whispered, "This is disgusting." The female teacher was even more angry.
"Well, who said that! ? "
"199 1, George Bush said when he met with the Japanese Prime Minister." Yamamoto replied.
Another student patted the table and smiled: "Yes! You are really energetic. "
"1997, Bill Clinton told Lansky."
The whole class was in chaos, and some students shouted at Yamamoto: You are soaking shit, and if you dare to speak again, I will kill you. "
"200 1, Gary condit told Revy. (Note: White House intern Revy was murdered in Washington on 200 1. His ex-boyfriend, Democrat condit, was arrested as a suspect)
The female teacher fainted with anger and the students formed a circle around her.
A student said, "Shit, we are in big trouble this time."
"In 2002, arthur anderson said." Yamamoto immediately replied. (Note: Arthur Anderson, one of the top five accounting firms in the United States, went bankrupt in 2002 due to the Enron scandal.)
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