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Why do Liverpool call toilets? Why is Manchester United called a dog?

There is a trophy on Liverpool's team emblem, which is more like a toilet.

Ferguson once called Liverpool's defense "as tight as a toilet" and mocked its conservative play.

And Liverpool have never won the Premier League title. After losing a championship battle with Manchester United, Liverpool players hid in the toilet to avoid abuse from fans, so they were crowned with toilets.

It seems that Liverpool is rich in toilets.

At that time, MU was called Newton heath LYR team. In 2000, the economic situation of the LYR team of Newton Heath was always bad. By the beginning of the 20th century, the team had been struggling in the second division for eight years, which seemed to be beyond our control. Newton Heath ·LYR was wiped out, and his brother Manchester City advanced to the first division. Faced with such poor results, the club felt that it should buy new players, but unfortunately they had few assets to use. When you are helpless, the god of wealth falls from the sky. A local named John? Henry. John henry Davies' winery saved the team. Dramatically, all this is actually due to a St. Bernard's puppy. It belongs to Harry, the captain of Newton Heath LYR team? Harry Stafford Harry entrusted the dog to Bazzar of the club to look after the puppy, so it ran away curiously and soon got lost in the street. Then businessman John? Henry. Sir Davis fell in love with it at first sight and took it home. But Jazz soon felt guilty about his "stealing" behavior, so he found Harry. When meeting Harry, he expressed his willingness to help Newton Heath club solve its financial crisis and promised to sponsor the club in the future. Harry didn't forget this promise, nor did Davis, who later became chairman and president of Manchester United.

Davis decided to inject capital into the club, which enabled him to benefit from the management of the team. Since then, the teams have been called Manchester Central Team and Manchester Celtic Team. 1On April 26th, 902, the club changed its name to "Manchester United", and the color of the jersey became the traditional "red shirt and white pants" of Manchester United. This year, the poor coach James West left. Ernest, September 28th? Ernest Manoel became the successor. He is the first "great" coach in the history of Manchester United and the first coach after the club changed its name to "Manchester United".