Bridge joke

Bin Laden said that China is the only country that can't be provoked: Al Qaeda sent five terrorists to attack China, and one bombed the overpass and fainted; A man blew up the bus and didn't squeeze in; One person bombed the supermarket and the bomb was stolen; A person bombed the train without buying a ticket; The last person successfully bombed the mine, killing and injuring hundreds of people. After sneaking back to the base, he didn't see any news reports for half a year and was executed by Al Qaeda for lying.

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