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What is the experience without picking fruit? Do you know how to pick fruit?

A few years ago, when I had a girlfriend, I never picked fruits by myself. Neither did I. She picked them, bent down and picked them carefully, but we lived far away, so we could only pick a few fruits at will every time we bought them.

Personally, I don't think it is necessary to pick fruit at all. If you go to a fruit shop, almost all the fruits are fresh. If it is bad fruit, the store will pick it out and put it in another booth for special treatment, so that even if I can't pick fruit, I will never worry about not picking it.

First of all, the fruits on the market

When you go to the market to buy fruit, you have to choose, because people just have a booth and can't divide all the fruits into three or six grades according to their advantages and disadvantages. I'm just picking some fruit, just taking a look. As long as I am fresh, I put it in a bag, and I don't understand anything else. Anyway, I just pick fresh ones and squeeze them hard. All the fruits are there. As long as it is soft, it's basically in the refrigerator.

There is also the shape of the fruit. Some fruits are grotesque and feel uncomfortable from the heart. I never buy them. I always buy those shiny ones. They taste delicious and last a long time.

Second, see if the fruit has long spots.

For example, bananas will soon go bad if they have black spots. Black spots are the performance of banana oxidation, and fruit deterioration is the process of oxidation. Not only bananas, but also many fruits will grow spots. As long as he breaks a small mouth and is oxidized a little, he will be oxidized all over at once.

Therefore, when I choose fruits, I only choose fruits that have no wounds, no spots, good appearance and are not soft to handle. As long as these points are met, I basically take them home. I never bargain, not because of face, but because I don't bargain and don't want to bargain. Just a little fruit. It is also warm-hearted to let the boss earn some money.

Hey, hey, once I bought bananas and put them in the refrigerator, and then they all broke down. That's the first time I've done such a stupid thing since I broke up. I was sad for a long time that day, because she used to keep fruits fresh, but suddenly I broke up and even bullied me with bananas, which made me feel bad.