I am very annoyed now.

Two antennas meet, fall in love and get married on a roof. There were not many ceremonies, but the reception was great.

I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day, but I couldn't find them.

A man woke up in the hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs! The doctor replied, "I know you can't-I've cut off your arm! "

What do you call a fish without eyes? fsh。

Two Eskimos were sitting in a kayak and felt very cold, so they made a fire on the boat. As expected, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

I was arrested at the airport. Just because I'm greeting my cousin Jack!

I only said "Hi, Jack", but it was loud.