China jokes, such as writing "Pipa" as "Loquat".

Legend has it that there was once a county magistrate who loved loquat very much. In order to flatter him, someone bought him a basket of good loquat and sent someone to contribute first. When the county magistrate saw it, he posted, "Please accept a basket of pipa." The magistrate wondered, "Why did you give me a basket of pipa? Why is the pipa in a basket? " Then the real goods arrived, and when the magistrate saw it, it was a basket of shiny loquats. The county magistrate replied with a smile: "Thanks to the pipa, when you open the basket, you will find it silent and delicious."

The person who sent the pipa was ashamed and wrote a doggerel: "Loquat is not this pipa, but only hates poor literacy in that year;" If the pipa can blossom and bear fruit, all the pipes in the city will be open. "

This is a joke, telling us not to write typos in writing.

Sister, let me think.

There was an annual science exam in the late Qing Dynasty, and the title of the essay was "Think when I am ignorant". This sentence comes from Shangshu Qin Shi, and the ignorant stole it. To think in ignorance is to dive into the depths and meditate. Who knows that a candidate mispronounced "ignorance" as "sister". When the word "ignorance" is wrong, the article naturally breaks away from Wan Li and becomes a love story between my brother and sister. The examiner approved it after reading it. The two words are opposite, but they are combined into one: "Sister, let me think, brother, you are wrong."

He Qiubei cares about people's lives.

In the late Qing Dynasty, He Qiunian's nephew studied abroad and thought he was quite knowledgeable. Who knows, he wrote to him, misspelled the word "qi" into "generation", misspelled "disregard for human life" into "grass cares about people's lives", so He Qiunian sent it as a couplet, and Li Anyun:

A generation in the same car, the husband is dreaming;

In charge of the same officer, everyone can't be careless.

Lianzhong not only interprets words, but also seduces them.

Pro-wealth bitch

Han Mulu, a scholar in Suzhou in the early Qing Dynasty, taught in Mongolian Academy before becoming a monk. The owner doesn't know much about literature and ink, but loves to teach students, so many words are mispronounced. One day, when Han Mulu went out, the man taught his students to read the Quli in the Book of Rites, which contained the phrase "If you are near, you will not be rich". Don't say Wu, which means "don't", but this person mispronounced ""as "bitch" A celebrity went to the window, thinking that Han Nian was wrong, and sneered loudly: It happened that Han returned to the museum. Hearing this, he immediately responded:

Qu Li's No Bitch —— A Celebrity

There was a ram in the Spring and Autumn Period-Han Mulu.

The three biographies of Spring and Autumn Annals refer to Zuo Zhuan, Gu Liang Zhuan and Ram Zhuan. Rams are taller than those in the Warring States Period.

Du Yu and Jinghua Brigade

During the "Cultural Revolution", the leader of a gang in a certain province followed closely the Gang of Four and joined the provincial library as the leader. Workers were ordered to learn "anti-Turin theory", and leaders heard people say, "What did Turin say?" He didn't know that Engels had "anti-Turin theory", and he didn't know that Turin was a German philosopher, but he thought it was "Turin Hu". He thought that "Turin Hu" was from China, which was a new criticism object at that time. So he forced the workers to criticize the Du. When he was visiting the stacks, he actually read Li Ruzhen's "Jing Hua Yuan" as "Jing Hua Yuan" in the Qing Dynasty, and some even ridiculed that:

A generation of wonderful books, colorful.

Du, a Millennium celebrity