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How to use exaggeration to show that you are uglier than me?
Very ugly
Extremely ugly
It's fucking ugly
Rare ugliness
The ugliness of waiting once in a thousand years
Ugly can't be ugly.
Make computer illegal operation ugly.
Let people finish watching the ugliness that they will never forget.
It makes people twitch and foam ugly.
Let people run around telling each other they can't be ugly anymore.
Let Xiaozhu have a look and decide to quit.
People curse ugliness in various forums after reading it.
It's ugly that people can't even eat 20 viagra after reading it.
People will smash it to death and trample it ugly after reading it.
When everyone meets, they ask if you have ever called a person ugly.
It is ugly to close your eyes when you go to the toilet in the middle of the night.
People can't stop shivering when they turn off their browsers after reading them.
People are afraid of being scared to death when they walk, eat, sleep and do anything.
People make up hundreds of times, and even the wretched man feels ugly.
Let people sing one after another until there are plenty of fish in the sea and see the ugliness that this person doesn't want to find.
Let the police send him as a negotiator, and it will be clear when the criminal surrenders.
People can't urinate when they meet in public toilets, thus ruining the ugliness of impotence.
All criminals want to pretend to rob the national bank, and even agents are afraid to catch them.
As long as you claim to have seen the murderer's eyes, let the murderer release his ugliness.
Let everyone see it and ask him for plastic surgery, but the plastic surgeon will go to a mental hospital after seeing it.
Let him be the goalkeeper of the national team, let all the players in Real Madrid come back hard and shoot the ugliness of their own goal.
Let him ask the mirror who is the ugliest in the world, but the mirror is the ugliness of suicide.
Let Arafat send a special plane to pick him up, so as to resist the ugly situation that the Israeli army only stood for a minute and then retreated.
Let the sky cry, God, am I ugly? Suddenly, the heavy rain fell on me, and I touched it. It was all vomit, which was ugly.
You can apply for QQ online chat when you are bored. Unfortunately, the system prompts that your face is disgusting and you can't provide the number.
If the world can't tolerate you, you will commit suicide sadly, but the terrible king has given you Amnesty to return to this world and continue your life.
When he was born, the doctor just pulled him out of the uterus and fainted. The nurse quickly closed her eyes and stuffed him back.
There are nine suns in the world, and you forget at a glance that eight of them will fall, and the other one will be as ugly as a plant sun.
The country sent you to travel abroad, but you haven't traveled around the world, and the world economy has regressed for 55 years.
All countries in the world want to kill you. The United States fired an intercontinental missile at you, and when it was 2000 kilometers away from you, it turned back and blew itself up.
After watching the computer, it will be seriously distorted, the keyboard will drop, and the mouse will climb up the tree and get up 99 times, which is ugly only in DOS state.
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