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How to write a diary? (250 words)

Write what comes to mind, write about life, write about feelings, record your own growth

The first class on Monday always seems dull.

All the students seemed to be suffering from weekend sequelae and were drowsy.

The teacher suddenly changed the subject and told a joke.

Like a small drop of water blending into the ocean, it makes no waves.

Without any warning, the teacher paused for about ten seconds.

This is very unusual. The students all looked up at the podium.

The teacher said one word at a time: "I just told the latest very funny joke, and you didn't even laugh..." He shrugged.

"Hahahaha..." A burst of exaggerated laughter burst out in the classroom.

2.

I am increasingly afraid of being alone.

When I came back from going out at night, the dormitory was empty and eerily quiet: the three roommates were probably still in the library.

Turn on the radio - a very familiar sound, but far away.

I don’t even want to read.

A sudden surge of sadness came over me.

I couldn’t help but send a message to my roommates, asking them to come back immediately.

Hearing their voices, I immediately jumped up and opened the door.

They asked breathlessly what was going on.

I blinked: "It's nothing, I just want to tell you," I opened my arms exaggeratedly, "I love you-"

In exchange for a beating and laughter.

3.

I felt inexplicably and extremely depressed for several days.

Walked into the college’s psychological counseling room and chatted for more than an hour.

Both consultants are very professional and experienced.

When saying goodbye, of course you should say thank you such as "I feel much better".

In fact, this kind of scratching the surface has no effect on me.

 

Perhaps because I have listened to too many psychological interview programs on the radio - from Huang Hai, Qiu Jing, and Chen Danling to Chen Yang, Liu Jing, and An Ran. Over time, I often acted as a psychological counselor for my friends.

I like to hit the nail on the head and hit my nerves hard. Better pain than numbness.

A person’s best psychiatrist should be himself.

No matter how brilliant a doctor is, it is impossible for him to completely understand you in a short period of time, gain insight into your unspeakable heart, and help you get out of your predicament.

Even though there are countless cases for reference, humans are such an animal that is too complex and full of personality.

Besides, some worries, the ones that bother us the most, are destined to be buried forever.

 

According to experience, you can vent your mood through exercise, and then restore your mood through music.

Tried and true.

4.

These days, Xiao Xiao and Qing Qing are obsessed with campus romance novels.

In addition to normal class time, I usually read it without sleep or food, at the rate of one book a day. And I often cry completely while watching it.

I flipped through it and was not interested: at first glance, it looked like a dream writing work that was far away from life, with the same development model and line tone, and the writing style was the same as mine. You can't watch it, as a senior has warned you.

In fact, I seem to have only read Qiong Yao and Xi Juan in elementary school.

Junior high school? I looked at a lot of things, including literature, science, economics, military, medicine, culture, art... but I just swallowed them all without asking for a deeper understanding. I'm afraid that at that time, I just enjoyed the pleasure of reading.

Haha, I have to thank Aunt Chen in the library at that time, because students can usually only borrow one book at a time, and what they borrowed on the same day cannot be returned on the same day; but she always calmly helped me Make exceptions.

High school classwork is very heavy, and I don’t have time to read any extracurricular books.

In the following years, I couldn’t sit still and read books.

Now that I am in the quiet campus again, I think I should read more classics that I have missed for a long time.

5.

Miss Chen suddenly lamented that English majors are very sad: some people have not learned English well, but have lost Chinese. This can be seen from the "revelation of missing objects" that is often seen in bulletin boards. . I don’t know how many times I’ve done the correction questions on “announcement” and “revelation” in junior high school!

What is more common is that we often only study the language itself, but ignore the connotation of the language. As a result, we cannot escape the mindset of subject, predicate, object, adverbial complement, and our vision is very narrow.

She also said that English majors must work harder than others. Once your English is not good, others will immediately deny you, because no matter how strong you are in other areas, you are an English major first. student, his major is English.

In the process of learning Chinese, I have also deeply felt the absence of thoughts.

Looking back at what I have written, I see it is purely a pile of garbage derived from the desire to express myself. Why? Because there is no thought.

Since the beginning of primary school Chinese, we have mainly been trained in forms and techniques, such as the format of succession, transition, smooth and vivid language, expression methods, rhetorical methods, etc. Before the exam, the teacher repeatedly told me to write neatly and the paper should be neat.

Intention? It’s included in the title! Most of them are vague, such as perseverance, hard work, comprehensive thinking, correcting mistakes when you know they are wrong, etc. The views that are universally applicable cannot be falsified at all. Of course, there is no need to think. You only need to memorize some ancient and modern ideas, both at home and abroad. For example, just copy a few paragraphs of notes from ideological and moral classes.

Absolutely stable. It seems that we have never really thought about various problems in real life.

Really, without thought, what is the use of language?