Make your girlfriend laugh.

Are you still afraid of fooling your girlfriend? With these little jokes, you can ensure that she can't stop laughing and never keep a straight face again. I amused my girlfriend with jokes. Welcome to read!

Make your girlfriend laugh 1 1 A buddy was working in insurance, and once he knocked on a mother-in-law's door.

Grandma, I'm from XX Insurance Company.

Grandma said you would wait ... then she called her grandson and said, remember never to open the door when you see such people in the future.

Then I closed the door and made my friend feel ashamed. . .

2. I bought a new notebook and showed off to my dad: Dad, I turned it on for 23 seconds and beat 99% of the computers in the country.

Dad patted his thigh: Ouch, I turned it on for 2 minutes and 43 seconds, and beat the domestic 1% computer. Let's beat 100% users in the country together!

It's cold in the morning. Two eggs only wear short sleeves to school.

At this time, my mother hurriedly took out a long sleeve from the room and gave it to Er Dan, saying, "Take this with you, or what should I do if I catch a cold while sleeping in class?" ! "

The mother took her son to kindergarten for the first time, fearing that her son would be wronged, she said to the teacher, "If the son made a mistake, please don't punish him."

The teacher said angrily, "You will spoil the children like this."

Mom said, "Well, if my son makes a mistake, you can punish the child next to him and scare him!" " "

2 1. Chatting with my parents, my mother said with a depressed face, "You are so ugly that no one wants you."

I fell into a deep sense of inferiority, and my father said, "Don't say that!" " "

I looked at my dad with a happy face, but you still love me.

Dad replied, "You are still blind."

2. On Father's Day, I hesitated for a long time and sent a short message to my father: "Dad, you have raised me for so many years, you have worked hard!"

My dad replied to me: "I am happy, what do you care!" " "

When I was a child, I went to play video games after school, and my father caught me, so I went home with him with great trepidation.

After returning home, my father said kindly, "Take a bath and eat something, then go home first and then go out to play."

Ah, happiness is unbelievable ... take off your clothes, go to the toilet and turn on the water heater.

Then dad suddenly kicked the toilet door open,

Rushed in with a bamboo stick and shouted, "Son of a bitch! Usually I hit you and tell you to take off your clothes, but you don't. I will give you a long memory this time! "

4, my elder sister, height 170+,

Because I am tall, I am afraid of being fat. Once I get fat, I will look strong.

Then try to lose weight and come home from school one day.

Father said, Girl, why have you lost weight?

Me: What about losing weight?

I was secretly happy to lose weight, and my mother came over and said, "It's no use losing weight. The thin camel is bigger than the horse ... "

The first time, I did something wrong, my mother hit me and I cried. My mother said, "Don't cry. Cry again and continue to fight. "

The second time, I made a mistake again, and my mother hit me again. In order to avoid physical pain, I tried not to cry. As a result, my mother said, "am I stubborn?"

Make your girlfriend happy. Joke 3 1. It's a crime not to have a boyfriend in Ben San.

"Mom, I bought a ticket to go home at 8 am on the 29th."

"Oh, did you come back alone?"

"Yes, yes!"

"Oh, I bought you two new quilts. You'd better cover the old ones."

At the year-end summary meeting, the leaders always praised themselves for their good work, but we didn't listen to all kinds of praises. A colleague couldn't stand it anymore and casually said, Teacher Zhang, can you stop praising yourself?

Suddenly the atmosphere is very bad! I thought to myself, if you dare to talk to the leader like this, you will die. ...

I didn't expect this product to say a long sentence: I didn't even have a chance to praise you. ...

3. What's the name of grabbing a red envelope? It was the old society in the past. On holidays, a large family stood at the door and threw a handful of copper coins at the door, and a group of beggars grabbed it all over the floor.

The rich man smiled. Alas ..... I can't play with red envelopes.

My husband brought a bunch of special products back from his trip, which can be given to my relatives.

Walk to my car and tell me: this is your grandmother's, your grandmother's, your mother's and your uncle's.

Then we began to work.

5. "Oh, come on, come in."

"Aunt, happy New Year, general exam, not hungry, no boyfriend, school starts in March, and there is not much homework. Aunt, I went into the house first. "

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