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The lines of Yun-peng Yue's cross talk "Black sheep"

Yun-peng Yue crosstalk "Black sheep" lines Yun-peng Yue: Now stand on this stage and say crosstalk Sun Yue: What are you worried about?

Yun-peng Yue: Our form is very simple Sun Yue: Yes Yun-peng Yue: It is. Sun Yue: What happened to Yun-peng Yue: Going to this station

Sun Yue: Which eye did you see me put it on the table Yue Yunpeng: Look at Sun Yue: Don't start work Yue Yunpeng. Sun Yue: moved to Yun-peng Yue: where did you move?

Sun Yue: Wuhuan Yun-peng Yue: Who is it? Sun Yue: I'm Yun-peng Yue: Qianmen is good. Sun Yue: That must be good. Yun-peng Yue: Nice place.

Sun Yue: That's Yue Yunpeng: I live in Qianmen, too. Sun Yue: Wait a minute. Yue Yunpeng: What a pity. Isn't this

Sun Yue: You live in Qianmen, too. Yue Yunpeng: You go out. Tong Yun-peng Yue: Who is this unfortunate?

Sun Yue: We both live in the same alley. Yun-peng Yue: You went out early. Sun Yue: It's also

Yun-peng Yue: What's the headline number of your porch? Sun Yue: I live in No.8 Yun-peng Yue: Who is it?

Sun Yue: Maybe it's me. Yun-peng Yue: Isn't this unfortunate? I live on the 8th, too.

Sun Yue: We both live in the same courtyard. Yun-peng Yue: Is this unfortunate? Sun Yue: You can't change places here without changing people.

Yun-peng Yue: I'm just kidding you. Sun Yue: Have some Yun-peng Yue Sun Yue: How do you say it's cheap?

Yue Yunpeng: It's all three digits. Sun Yue: Hundreds of them? Yun-peng Yue: Too cheap? Sun Yue: What's wrong with being cheap?

Yun-peng Yue: Sir, this dish is still cheap. Sun Yue: Eight Yun-peng Yue: Sir, we don't sell this dish.

Sun Yue: It's too expensive. Yun-peng Yue: What do you spell? Don't sell information. Development:

In p>24, I joined the phonograph industry, taking Degang Guo as my teacher, focusing on cross talk, Taiping lyrics and bamboo writing. Debuted in 25. In 212, he played Cai Baoqiang in the comedy film Just for fun directed by Lu Weiguo? .