Funny Classic Sentences in ipartment

1, how can you say that he is out of his mind? Only if he has a brain.

2. Did you take alpaca blood or Sudan red? Why is the scenery yours and the bill mine?

When I received your call, I couldn't eat or sleep. I flew over.

4. Guangu has left Linger on horseback.

You are more like Donnie Yen than Jet Li.

6. What's your status? You have an ID card.

7. Ma Yun bought a fighter plane and also sent 2 Jin of missiles.

8. Zhang Wei: Visiting relatives, exploring-just kissing!

9. I will spray you to death with a bite of salt and soda.

10, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but also a Tang priest ... It's not necessarily a monk who can burn incense, but also a panda ... It's not necessarily a bad person who has tattoos, and it's not necessarily a big bird who can fly, but Li Ning.

1 1. Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.

12, is there a normal person here? If brain-dead people can fly, this is simply an airport!

13. Spitting is used to count money, not to make sense.

14, it's all customized anyway, why use Hu Yifei! Lin Chi-ling ~ ~ (Well, Ceng Xiaoxian is evil! ! )

15, Guangu: I know others don't know you know, but I have seen your performance before, and you should know that I know you know.

16, master's degree, doctor's degree, doctor's degree as a hand model …

17, I don't care about appearance, I am an expert.

18, Zi Qiao: 1.83 meters high, 37 yards feet, how did you do it? This damn thing goes against the sky! Haha, I won! I won!

19. Don't engage in porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without golden hoops.

The difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a man, but he will become a pig from time to time.

2 1 Bartender: How do you get along? Guan Gu: It can be described in four words. Bartender: Love at first sight. Guan Gu: It's none of your business.

22. Xiaoxian: "Chen Meijia!" (Huzaman turns back) Xiaoxian: "Yo yo ... little thing, really chic ..."

23. Hu Yifei: Surprise ... Ceng Xiaoxian: You will get yourself killed! !

Lisa: Article 22 of the contract stipulates that in case of force majeure, the bonus will be suspended. Don't you see? Fairy: What, what force majeure? Lisa: Earthquakes, tsunamis and volcanic eruptions are all force majeure. Fairy: But there isn't one here? Lisa: Article 2 12 of the contract also stipulates that the above-mentioned events are force majeure anywhere in the world. Has the earth been peaceful in recent months?

25. Guan Gu: You are a lot of stupid cats now. Chen Meijia: Stupid cat? Where is the stupid cat? Hu Yifei: It's putting the cart before the horse. ...

Funny classic sentence 2 in ipartment

1, left eye jump, peach blossom, right eye jump, chrysanthemum.

You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

I know more than a dozen different ways to die.

4, life is like a play, love one, getting married and having children is another. This is normal.

I will definitely be cut into potato chips.

6. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.

7. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.

8, death is not terrible, it is terrible to wait for death.

9. I agree, I have the final say. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.

10, God, you can't wash it off when you jump into the sea in Japan.

1 1. Meeting and parting are like a turn, one after another, a dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult.

12, you are more Donnie Yen than Jet Li!

13, a tough life needs no explanation!

14, how can you say that he is out of his mind? Only if you have a brain.

15, two heads are better than one, Zhuge Liang stinks.

16, well said, said a lot, I don't quite understand.

17, it's me, I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.

18 I'm Brother Zeng. I told you a letter. I believe in me. ...

19, I will kill you with a bite of salt and soda.

Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.

2 1, let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

22. Help me cut the carrot into diced meat.

23. What's your status? You have an ID card.

24, bet with me, it's not what you want, it's what I have …

25, hitting people does not advocate self-esteem, we are brothers, as long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two of us will call the police.

26. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

27. Fighting is always bad. Why don't you call?

It's a good thing it's not red wine, or my clothes will be ruined. It's a good thing it's not sulfuric acid or your face will be ruined.

29. Your head and ass are upside down again.

30. What's the difference between you and direct reincarnation? !

Classic lines in ipartment.

1, you must go online for me tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

2. since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.

I know more than a dozen different ways to die.

I will definitely be cut into potato chips.

Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.

6. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.

7, death is not terrible, it is terrible to wait for death.

8. I agree, I have the final say. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.

9. God, I can't wash the sea in Japan.

10. Meeting and parting are like turning around, one after another, becoming the dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult.

You are more Donnie Yen than Jet Li!

12, hard life needs no explanation!

13, don't wear a short skirt without a golden hoop.

14, if brain-dead people can fly, this is the airport.

15, confession is only the primary stage, and the advanced stage is waiting for you to confess to me.

16, listen carefully. It's not 4 cm high, it's 4.65 cm high. The rounding is 4.7 cm, then 5 cm, and then 10 cm.

17, left eye jump, peach blossom, right eye jump, chrysanthemum blossom.

18, "Mommy, you know tennis, too." "Of course, I especially like Deng Yaping."

19, "The price of pigs has gone up these days. Why can't the price increase? "

At that time, the sky was still blue and the water was green. There is no bird flu in chickens and ducks, and pork can be safely eaten. At that time, you had to wear clothes to take pictures, and you had to pay back your debts. The mother-in-law doesn't want to marry her daughter, and the father of the child ... is also very clear.

2 1, that was when I was in high school. One day, I dreamed that I was taking an exam. Then I woke up with a start, and something even scarier happened. It turns out that I am really taking an exam!

22, eat sesame seed cakes, eat beer lids, eat wonton and moth balls, shoot flies on your nails, go to Qingsongguan to burn incense, and your mobile phone can't be taken out when it falls into the merit box.

23. Fairy: I am not a casual person! Yifei: You don't look human!

24. Read more books and newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.

25, money is not everything, but the root of pain! Give me your money and let me bear your pain alone.

26. Yifei: You are shameless, mean and unreliable. Zi Qiao: Then you are not shameless, mean and very reliable. Yifei: Where am I shameless, despicable and unreliable? Joe: Where are you shameless, mean and unreliable? Yifei: I am shameless, despicable and unreliable, and I will not be more shameless, despicable and unreliable than you.

Ipartment's classic funny lines

1, that kind of smile is sweet and elegant, as if the spring breeze blows through Lugu Lake and the autumn rain soaks into Jiuzhaigou. Two, eleven slaps, what's left? 12.

3. You are still beautiful. If you look like that, your goal is to scare someone to death, right?

4, Yifei: If you want to live, you must bring some green ~!

Whenever I find the key to success, they change the lock.

6. I know more than a dozen different ways to die.

7, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but also a Tang priest; It is not necessarily a monk who can burn incense, but also a panda; People with tattoos are not necessarily bad people, but people who are willing to be Yue Fei. It is not necessarily a big bird that can fly, but Li Ning.

8, cheer up, self-confidence is revealed from the temperament!

9. Wan Yu: Did you pass the GRE exam? Passerby: I ... have no aunt Wan Yu: What about TOEFL? Passerby: Thank who?

10, Youyou: Quarrel is a bad behavior. Just fight!

1 1, Zhanbo: Sister, if someone hurts you deeply, how long will it take you to forgive him? Yifei: Forgive him? It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to see God!

12, amputation is a childless operation. This is called ligation.

13, repayment of the second loan means mortgage and car loan.

14, Wan Yu: Dog biscuits are rich in conditioner and anti-dandruff formula. After eating them, the hair disappears without a trace and dandruff is more prominent!

15, how can people not get stabbed when they are floating in rivers and lakes? I'm Lv Ziqiao. Save my life with a trumpet.

16, Zhang Wei: I was the third runner-up in judo in the summer camp of law school, and I almost became the third runner-up in the last session!

17, Xiaoxian: In the past, advertisements were inserted in TV dramas. When the advertisement came out, all the audience went to the bathroom. It's good to insert TV plays in advertisements now. As soon as the opening song came out, the whole audience went to the bathroom!

18. Don't engage in porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without golden hoops.

19, don't call me lei feng, my name is red scarf!

20. Murphy's Theorem: Nothing is as simple as it seems. Everything will take longer than you expected. Things that can go wrong are always wrong. If you are worried about something happening, it is more likely to happen.

2 1, pigs are raising prices these days, why not?

22, write a poem, forget it, write nonsense, smelly and long. As a result, the finally excited estrogen instantly turned into cholesterol.

How can you say that he is crazy? Only if you have a brain.

24. Who can't swear, the key is ~ Is it useful?

25. Pulling eggs every day is not too painful.

26. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.

27. What can I say? Your face is very low. Seeing your face can exercise my courage.

28. You are sheep tone. You ran away from the beginning and never came back, did you?

29, quarreling is a bad behavior, simply duel!

The difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a man, but he will become a pig from time to time.

3 1. Pigs and dogs dare to call themselves teachers these days, don't they, Ceng Laoshi? I admit that you are a real beauty, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

32, naked marriage+elopement, you are streaking.

Do you think I am a liar? We intellectuals have moral integrity.

34. People can't hang themselves from a tree, but try to die several times in several nearby trees.

35. Why don't I flip a coin to help you figure out a divination? Heads, you are fixed by her, tails, she is fixed by you. If the coin stands on the ground, you can escape. How's it going?

36. I have to admit that you have the confidence of Xifeng, the figure of Sister Furong and the beauty of flowers.

37, couples stay, the rent is halved, water and electricity are free, whoever can't get through, don't spend money!

Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

It's a good thing it's not red wine, or my clothes will be ruined. It's a good thing it's not sulfuric acid or your face will be ruined.

40, that old man is him, he is Ceng Xiaoxian.

4 1, quarreling is always bad, why not just fight?

42. I drew a coffin in which you and she were lying. It's very kind of me to let you die together.

It's me who smokes, not cigars.

44. God, I can't wash myself by jumping into the sea in Japan.

45. I will definitely be cut into potato chips.

46, delivery: the same is the end of the world, why rush to fry!

47. When you are empty and lonely, a pencil may be your best plaything. You can chop, chop, chop with a knife, and at the same time you can vent yourself and shout loudly: I killed the pen, I killed the pen, I killed the pen!

48. Meeting and parting are like turning around, going round and round, becoming the dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult.

What she wants to cook is not a dish, but a wife.

50. Zi Qiao: I am willing to repay everything with my feelings, including my body!

5 1, left eye jump, peach blossom, right eye jump, chrysanthemum.

52. I really want to take a picture of your size 42 face with my size 38 shoes!

53. Guangu: If Conan were alive, he would be angry with Richard Moore!

54. A competition is a competition. You don't have to be involved. If you do this, you must abide by the rules of the game and bear all the consequences.

Xiaobo: I have been divorced for three years, and my son is half a year old.

56. Love is a cage, and the only way to reduce the sentence is to let go.

57. I agree. I have the final say. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.

58. In our place, boys are interested in girls and will say leave a phone number!

I haven't decided whether it's a boy or a girl, so I don't know if you want to be a grandmother.

60. Counting sheep is done by foreigners, because the homonym of sheep sleeping and sleeping is jiaozi 6 1. Yifei: Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

62. Don't worry! Master, big brother will come to save us!

63. Wan Yu: Ugly, but ugly is special, that is, very ugly!

64. A new generation of urban women won the halls, kitchens, Trojans, fences, cars, houses, mistresses and hooligans!

65. Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.

66. I won't argue with an idiot, or others won't know who an idiot is.

67. Are there any normal people here? If a brain-dead person can fly, is this an airport?

68. Tang Youyou: The entertainment circle is too deep. Everyone is a woman. Why are women embarrassed? Therefore, take good care, women must be kind to themselves, especially women who are actors. Once you get sick, other women will take your job, even spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby.

69. I went to your grandmother's banana peel shop.

70. Whose children are not optimistic? Is there a place to jump rubber bands on the road?

7 1, opportunities rained on me. But I avoided them all.

72. I have crossed more bridges than you have, because I am too lazy to move; I eat more salt than you do. That's your taste.

73. Passers-by: Eat biscuits and beer covers, eat wonton and moth balls, pat flies on your nails, go to Qingsongguan to burn incense, and your mobile phone falls into the merit box and can't be taken out. Sister Flash: Canned sardines are more promising than you! Sister Flash: There is not enough money, the actors are undecided, and the script is temporarily unavailable. Yifei: I don't think it is reliable at all. China won the World Cup, almost as outrageous as you!

74. If you don't play by common sense, Conan will be angry with Richard Moore if he is still alive.

75. If you drive a car with Xiaohong and Xiaoming sitting in it, who is the owner? Answer: Yes, if.

76. Zhanbo: Sister, have you ever had a dog? Yifei: No, but ... I raised you. I used to keep many animals, such as birds, rabbits, fish, squirrels and rich trees. Within three days ... they were all dead. You are so lucky to be a Zhanbo!

Yifei: You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

Mom, you know tennis. Of course, I especially like Deng Yaping.

79. Taking the tomb after death finally made up for the regret of not being able to buy a house before death.

80. When something goes wrong, it always goes wrong.

iPartment Season 3

1, left eye jump, peach blossom, right eye jump, chrysanthemum.

You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

I know more than a dozen different ways to die.

4, life is like a play, love one, getting married and having children is another. This is normal.

I will definitely be cut into potato chips.

6. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.

7. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.

8, death is not terrible, it is terrible to wait for death.

9. I agree, I have the final say. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.

10, God, you can't wash it off when you jump into the sea in Japan.

1 1. Meeting and parting are like a turn, one after another, a dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult.

12, you are more Donnie Yen than Jet Li!

13, a tough life needs no explanation!

14, how can you say that he is out of his mind? Only if you have a brain.

15, two heads are better than one, Zhuge Liang stinks.

16, well said, said a lot, I don't quite understand.

17. A good man is me. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.

18 I'm Brother Zeng. I told you a letter. I believe in me. ...

19, I will kill you with a bite of salt and soda.

Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.

2 1, let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

22. Help me cut the carrot into diced meat.

23. What's your status? You have an ID card.

24, bet with me, it's not what you want, it's what I have …

25, hitting people does not advocate self-esteem, we are brothers, as long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two of us will call the police.

26. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

27. Fighting is always bad. Why don't you call?

It's a good thing it's not red wine, or my clothes will be ruined. It's a good thing it's not sulfuric acid or your face will be ruined.

29. Your head and ass are upside down again.

30. What's the difference between you and direct reincarnation? !

3 1. If you drive a car with Xiaohong and Xiaoming sitting on it, who is the owner? Answer: Yes, if.

32. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

33. I really want to put a toilet in your brain and wash away all those disgusting things in your brain ... then his whole brain will be washed away.

34. Go up to the hall, go down to the kitchen, kill Trojans, climb fences, drive cars, afford houses, fight for mistresses and beat hooligans.

35. We are two aspiring young people standing on the street who are about to fly their ideals.

When I become an emperor, I will make you a prince.

37. This play is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is really talented. He graduated from a school with mental retardation. The plot he wrote is worse than that of the sheep. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard he touched. The biggest difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a human casually, but will become a pig every once in a while. I guess he wrote the script with pig's trotters. I suggested that he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.

38. Whose children are not optimistic? Is there a place to jump rubber bands on the road?

42, frozen three feet, non-microwave oven can not thaw.

43. Life is alive, and the rest are floating clouds.

44, don't give the right to speak to your opponent, it is robbed.

45. Your explanation is covering up, covering up the facts, and the facts are the beginning of evil.

46. If you don't play by common sense, Conan will be angry with Richard Moore if he is still alive.

47. You are sheep tone. You went astray at first, and you can't run back, can you?

48. Guangu: Longlong, you still have two years, and you will always have two years.

49. I am a stream that keeps flowing forward, and the stream never stops.

50. Love without the purpose of marriage is hooliganism.

5 1. When there is only one drop of blood left in your depravity, call Brother Sanxin back to life.

52. Listen to other people's stories and shed your own tears.

53. Counting sheep is done by foreigners, because the homonym of sheep sleeping and sleeping should be counting jiaozi …

54. People will play many roles in their life. If you are not happy, you can throw away the script. But remember, there is a script that really belongs to you. Don't lose it.

55. If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

56. As the saying goes, leaders are not afraid of being like donkeys, but subordinates are afraid of being like pigs.

57. Step on the banana skin and slip it, then step on it.

58. Don't worry! Master, big brother will come to save us!

59. Now all the performers are singing, those who can't sing are writing books, those who can't write books are acting, and those who can't play are singing. Showbiz is a circle.

60. I am not a locust, I am not a centipede, I only love my brother, perfect love.

6 1, this is not a turning point in life, but a breaking point.

62. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.

63. Does this handsome guy look like me?

65. Don't trust women. A gentle woman often hides a violent heart.

66. The word love is amazing. Taken from the abnormal change above and the abnormal state below.

67. This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a helmet.