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What sentences are suitable for being popular in the live broadcast room?

1. My roommate keeps a cactus. I accidentally knocked it over today. I quickly reached out and grabbed it back. I didn't say anything. It's so brave.

2. A patient came to see a psychiatrist. Patient: I always thought I was a bird. Doctor: Oh, that's serious. When did it start? Patient: Because I am a bird.

This is a magical era. Pupils call themselves gods and demons, junior high school students call themselves my palace and me, senior high school students call themselves grandfathers, and college students call themselves babies.

At present, live broadcasts are mostly used for webcasting. With the rapid development of self-media and online celebrity economy, live broadcast has become the most direct way for online celebrities to bring goods and self-media people to bring goods. It is also one of the effective ways of fragmented marketing.

Compared with the single past time and space of movies, the time and space that can be revealed by TV live broadcast have both the present tense and the past tense, while the network live broadcast has the function of compressing time and space besides TV.