Kneel for super incisive jokes.

1。 A fisherman dropped a squid, and the squid said, don't roast me. The fisherman said, then I'll test you a question, and I won't bake you if you answer it. Squid said: You roast bar, roast bar. So the fisherman roasted the squid.

2。 In a cold weather, there was a samurai with a cold face. His hands are ice, his eyes are ice, and his sword is colder. At last the samurai froze to death.