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An allegorical saying or proverb about horses.
Eight horses are inseparable.
Zebra's head is very clear.
Riding in mid-air and walking in the clouds
Absent-mindedness for a long time gave away the clues.
Xu is honest; Act according to official principles
Traveling with a toilet stinks everywhere.
The fallen horse fled everywhere.
The avenue described is just and fair.
Whip the pony at once.
Horse racing on ice is untenable.
The lame horse met a blind mule. He is my brother.
That lame horse will come to no good end.
A lame man riding a blind horse has its advantages.
The more Cao Cao's troops, the better.
The giraffe entered the herd of deer and jumped up from the top of his head.
Robe, jacket, melon hat, the same old story
Chen Shimei likes the new and hates the old.
Dismount from the platform (small mound of Getai) and ask for steps.
Lord Huang Cheng's horse-like goods.
Watching horses fight on the rostrum has nothing to do with me; Have nothing to do with oneself
Run in circles over the head of the city
Red filter barrel hornet's nest, at the expense of blood; Act rashly
The intimacy of growing up in a tight jacket
There is no way to run on the bow.
Run away with the rabbit, not worth the loss.
The big horse-drawn car is too strong to move; Power has no place.
It is famous to hang toilets at the gate.
The big shaft and the motor have only one mind.
Fools don't know what comes and goes.
Wear the toilet and sit in the lobby.
Beijing opera blues can't be a fool with a sword (Dan); Have a pseudonym
Horse thieves hang pearls and prudes; Hypocritical behavior
The horse thief put the cassock on others.
Improper use of telephone poles as wiring harnesses.
The teeth of poisonous snakes are the most poisonous; It's all poison.
The poisonous snake tooth bee needle is extremely poisonous; The most poisonous
Horse racing adventure on wooden bridge; danger
The children took their father across the street humbly.
It's no use giving Monday morning quarterback.
Cowherd to release the horse; out of control
The shepherd went to circle the horse and got lost; out of control
The toilet in the cesspit smells the same.
The yellow dog rides like a horse.
Have nothing to do with each other; inconnected
Driving without a whip is just flattery.
The newly bought horse is not suitable.
The rolling toilet on the high mountain stinks. )
Guizhou donkeys learn from horses, which is called "southern accent to northern tune".
The hornet's nest is empty in the cold winter; cavity
A good coat is made into a broken jacket.
A good horse is stubborn.
A good horse is whipped and humiliated.
The hippo yawned loudly.
The monkey jumped up on horseback; Stay away from the masses and reality.
A monkey riding a sheep can't make a man.
The monkey poked the hornet's nest and got a cone.
The fox beats the wasp and doesn't know whether to live or die.
Spending money to buy a dead horse as a living horse doctor is not worth the loss; Do something stupid.
The horse in the picture is not strange (riding)
Holding a horse spoon, sincere (prosperous)
The emperor's daughter recruited Xu to choose the best horse.
Viscount Li, a pony riding a shaft.
When I saw the camel, I said that the horse's back was swollen, which was rare and strange.
The general didn't dismount and went his own way.
I am flattered to be a beggar.
The golden painted toilet is shiny outside and stinks inside; It looks good outside, but it stinks inside.
The gold paint toilet is shiny outside and stinks inside.
Enter the skating rink, put on your skates and slip away at once.
Race with a horse's tail
Racing in a ponytail.
Horses run thousands of miles, and silver swallows into the sky.
A horse with a silver saddle is a match.
Pull cattle as horses and ride the poor; Deal with poverty
Veterans are the top two.
Lazy cows and horses work and shit a lot.
The old cow pulled a plow and a horse-drawn carriage.
The boss rides a car, the second rides a horse, and each goes his own way.
The old buffalo pulled the carriage out.
Tigers have courage when riding horses.
Ride a horse and read a book.
Flies near the manger make a living by it.
It is a strange thing for Ma Chang to solve the problem of getting off the mule. Strange thing
Ma Daha is a fool to be an accountant.
If a horse doesn't rein in at the edge of a cliff, it will die.
The wasp's ass can't be touched; Don't touch it.
Ma Gao stirrup short dilemma; Up-down dilemma
Mackerel has a hard mouth and brittle bones.
Leaflets on the road are all given away for nothing.
It's bold to perform acrobatics at once
People who are not deep in ears with a horse spoon; Can't go deep
Pour perfume into the toilet, regardless of the smell; Smell and smell are inseparable.
The old cow chased the horse out (Ni
The owner took the toilet to steal (pollute) the official.
Stirrups and nails are unprecedented.
The wasp's ass hurts badly.
Carelessness (the ugly monster that devours children in folklore) is not at ease with children; Can't rest assured
The face of a horse is uglier than that of a pig; One is uglier than the other.
Marxism-Leninism looks at others in telegrams, but not at itself; Take care of others instead of yourself.
A ponytail is as thick as a radish.
The horse stuck in the mud is in a dilemma.
Hanging lanterns on the wheat field is as usual.
The donkey cut off his ear and gave (the horse) a false name.
The face of a mule is neither a donkey nor a horse.
A donkey's head sticks out of the manger. One more mouth
Release your horse to the south, the sword will be put into storage, and the world will be at peace.
The wasp crossed the river with (bad) poison.
Horse-drawn unicycle, a turn over; hand over
Make a mountain out of a molehill.
A good horse trapped in a trap can't move.
What's new with horse-drawn carts?
The bridle is put on the cow's mouth.
This road is just and fair, without turning.
Toilets, coffins, stinking for half a lifetime, and pretending to be people.
The donkey's head sticks out of the manger and cannot be inserted into the mouth; Difficult to interrupt
The nail palm on horseback is too far from the point (hoof); off the point
Non-stop, whip constantly waving old scratch.
The wasp stings baldness and has a headache; Not covered or covered.
Unknown address does not match the road.
It is common for a horse spoon to touch the edge of the pot. )
There are four different antlers on the toilet.
The caged bird comes out of the cage and doesn't look back; Never Goin' Back
Horsetails mixed with tofu make trouble.
The ponytail harpsichord is quiet and fine.
The axle of the carriage doesn't fit.
All the dishes in the horse spoon are filled with water.
The toilet pours into the gutter.
The troupe on horseback sang and danced.
The carriage can't cross the swamp.
Scorpion's tail can't provoke wasp's needle.
Bite on the cow's mouth.
The telephone pole by the roadside stood by.
Install electric lights on Guangming Avenue.
The road says the road is fair.
The ponytail is not worth mentioning (playing)
The ponytail can't be lifted through tofu; Not allowed; Just forget it.
The ponytail rope is not twisted; Can't share; Don't work hard
Horses walk in the sun like fields, each in its own way.
It is difficult to tie an egg with a ponytail.
Monkeys in the circus are at the mercy of others; Be played with
When you fall on horseback, the whipping on the cow's back aggravates the mistake; Take it out on others.
The flies in the manger make a living.
Horse dung balls and sheep dung eggs are not only in the light; Beautiful/polished surface
A wasp stung a scorpion to fight poison with poison.
It's useless to change the jacket into shorts.
Mara Jiuding La (Zhu
Coffee in Malaysia is thought-provoking.
Mules in the stables listen to drinks,
Camels stand out among horses.
Light a lamp to look after the manger
Horseshoe tumor is irrelevant; surface
Circus clowns go through the motions.
Blind people ride blind horses and bump into each other; Resign to fate; Nothing can be done.
The mouth of the old toilet in the toilet is slippery and smelly.
A hornet's nest is more poisonous than a scorpion's nest.
This road is not fair. ② Fair and reasonable. )
Donkeys are not allowed to interrupt the manger and take it for themselves.
General Meng jumped on his horse.
The strange smell of answering the phone on horseback
A horse with a bell around its neck rings everywhere it goes.
Change mandarin jacket into cotton-padded jacket.
Viscount Li, a carriage.
The reins gave the cow a hard copy.
The horse's spoon jingled.
A horse that catches mice is not doing business; Don't do anything serious.
Cann't poke a hornet's nest
Horses are tied with twisted ropes, but cows forget their roots with whips.
Hang a cattail leaf fan on the horse's ass to kiss up.
The flatterer slapped the horse's leg and got kicked.
Cut the melon in the horseshoe knife ladle without leaking; Not a drop leaks.
The horse dived and the waves were rough.
Ma Wei ba ti tofu can't brochette
I didn't buy a carriage, so I turned the saddle upside down first. Do it backwards
The horses in the temple can't be surprised.
The sow laughed at the horse's face.
Mu Guiying goes to Ma Chenggong.
Horse racing on a raft is lame.
Shepherds have to kiss up if they don't shave.
Horse racing in the mud, one step at a time
Mu successfully broke through Hongzhou.
Lead five horses, pour six sheep, and bow your head.
Nanmu is not suitable for toilet materials.
You have a good horse and I have a golden saddle to match you.
Cows can't grow scales, and horses can't grow horns; No one has seen it.
It is wishful thinking for the daughter country to recruit horses.
Women are allowed to enter the bridal chamber, one happy and one worried; Happiness, joy and sadness
Climb on horseback and want to fly so high.
Flatterers slap thighs, adding insult to injury.
Kiss it and bite the horse's mouth.
Kiss up and enjoy life.
I don't know where to throw the bones of eating roast duck to a happy horse.
Jogging makes people trip.
The saddle on the cow's back was messed up.
The cow grabbed the key by the nose and the horse grabbed the mane.
Niu Gengdi, horses eat grain. One suffers, the other enjoys.
Female couples don't know the truth.
Could be a broken horseshoe watch.
Stick your head in the bullpen, there is no room for you to open your mouth.
The cavalry was defeated and trembled.
The cavalry won the battle and succeeded at once.
The cavalry fell into the river, belly up.
The cavalry captain took the lead in charging.
Riding an old cow chasing a fast horse is far behind. )
Riding a camel with a bold back and a bold horse.
Riding a horse carries all the luggage.
Ride a horse without whipping.
Riding without a whip is flattering.
Riding fart is not clear.
Look at the lights by bike. We'll see.
Riding on the grassland is endless; everlasting
Riding a wooden bridge, it is difficult to turn back; It's hard to turn back
Riding through downtown is intolerable.
It's no use riding a horse and carrying a cloth bag.
You can't go back by riding a wooden bridge.
Ride up the hill step by step; May you be promoted step by step!
Ride on Tianshan Mountain, see you soon.
Less riding time, more pedaling time.
Cattle and horses are exhausted.
The cavalry strolled in the park.
See the judge. Damn it.
Make a fuss about catching fleas on horseback
Riding an ox and chasing a horse is far behind.
Riding a donkey and thinking about a good horse, the prime minister of the official residence looks at the greed of the princes; be insatiably avaricious
It's still a long way to go to catch a good horse on a donkey.
A swift horse grows wings by leaps and bounds.
Maxima is well qualified to catch mice.
The rake of a swift horse is overqualified; What a man is doing is not his strong point.
The wasp on the wall and the scorpion in the crack in the wall are more poisonous than one.
Jogging on the bridge is hopeless.
Horse thieves wear beads and pretend to be good people.
Qin's yellow mules and horses are promising.
The yellow fat horse in Qin Qiong will provide many things.
Qin sells horses at the end of the road.
Spider webs on the wall, footprints on the grass.
The horse racing on the wall is narrow; That was a close call; Cannot turn around; Unable to move; There is nothing to look forward to; Difficult to turn; danger
The lame ride blind horses to take care of each other; Each shows its ability; each shows his own prowess/skill
Qin Qiong sells horses and reluctantly gives up what one favours; hapless
Hot hoofed horses can't be caged.
Horse racing in boxing can be a man.
People ride horses, I ride donkeys, and there are carts behind, which is more than enough.
Three dollars for a horse, praise (fork)
An old frontiersman loses his horse—a blessing in disguise
The champion on the racetrack leads.
Mules in Shandong imitate horses and are called southern accents and northern accents.
Goats and wild horses don't get along.
Take a girl to touch peanuts and beans and catch a lot.
It's easy to get ahead by injecting a girl.
She Taijun leads the way to success.
It is no small matter to be willing to buy a horse and have no money to buy a saddle.
The rope is wrapped around the horse's neck; cannot help doing
There is no trace of horse racing on the stone bridge.
The stone horse was stuffed into the shaft and copied mechanically.
No one has ever seen a stone blossom and take the lead; It's nothing.
One's fingers itch to poke a hornet's nest and get into trouble
Being a crooked soldier is a shame at once.
When I became a cavalry, I lost face immediately.
When the strong fall, the hungry camel is bigger than the horse.
Tell jokes about cows and horses laying eggs
Sima Yu Wenjun fell in love at first sight.
The villain's design is obvious
Riding a dead horse as a living horse doctor is wishful thinking; dream of doing sth.
The eagle in Song Huizong and the horse in Zhao Ziang are so vivid.
Monkey Sun sealed a bi. Marvin doesn't know that he is a big official. Feel complacent (excessive)
Tang Priest's dragon and horse are walking in clouds.
Make a mountain out of a molehill with a horse spoon
Trap the horse, catch the rabbit, and fool around.
A tall and thin man with a horse pole and hat.
Put on a horse pole and a straw hat to rape (a tip)
Step by step under the miner's lamp
The shaver clapped his hands.
People in the same saddle all walk in the same direction.
Bandits ride mad dogs and villains ride fierce horses.
The rabbit ran after the horse.
Rabbit's horse and carriage are broken.
Crossing the road with a pole is bullying.
A runaway wild horse can't catch it; Go on the rampage; casual
The wasp in the nest is not easy to mess with.
Hanging toilets on the eaves is famous.
No cow can catch a horse. Farming is overqualified.
Waving in the Himalayas
Chickens crow everywhere in the Himalayas; Known far and near (Ming); Gao Ming (Ming)
Selling bezoar on the Himalayas is high and expensive; noble
It is wrong for a blind man to ride a blind horse.
Country people don't know what comes and goes; Come back when you go.
A pony with a saddle
The pony is running with the car.
The kitten washed her face carelessly.
The little doll would rather ride a wooden horse than get off.
It is difficult to turn in the alley to catch the carriage; There is no turning back.
Horse racing in the shoe shell basket doesn't take a few steps.
There is nothing to look forward to running in these shoes.
Three-day incense of new hoop toilet
The new champion is very satisfied with this horse, very satisfied with it.
The newly built road is very helpless.
Bear blind plays carbine.
A blind bear licks a hornet's nest for fear of being stung.
Pull back from the cliff and save the day.
No one dares to mess with the wasp in the crack of the cliff.
Raising children to imitate horses (formerly known as robbers) is not a tutor.
You can't make a fuss when you see a horse fighting.
When a wild horse enters the harness, it is easier to extend (head) than to retract (head).
Wild horses ran wild and rampaged.
A man riding a saddle ran forward together.
If you don't ride a horse, you won't take a car to practice your legs.
A hybrid mule is neither a donkey nor a horse.
Put a bridle on the horse and do the good thing to the end.
The wasp that fried the nest is very noisy.
Standing on the mountain watching horses fight can't kick or bite. )
Zhang Fei rode a tiger, but a strong man broke his wrist.
Zhang Fei's war horse is super strong.
It is famous to hang the toilet on the signboard.
Zhao Zilong won every battle; One-handed
The lanterns on the fifteenth day of the first month are capricious.
The goods in the paper horse shop are waiting to be burned.
Yes man, the first in the draft; Two happy events followed.
The stallion met the mare.
Zhuge Liang shed tears, took the tail from wagging the dog and beheaded Ma Su.
Zhuge Liang beheaded (Su) and enforced the law like a mountain; Act regardless of old feelings
The wasp in the bamboo is not easy to provoke; cannot afford to offend
Catch a donkey as a horse.
Riding in a sedan chair is boring, and riding a horse is too lucky to enjoy.
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