Laughed at the jokes of two tigers.

Chang 'e took Houyi's medicine and flew to the moon. Hou Yi looks at the figure of Chang 'e on the moon every day, and evil thoughts arise, so he makes a round cake as round as the moon every day, draws the figure of Chang 'e on the cake and eats it with hatred-do you think this is talking about the origin of moon cakes? Wrong, this is the earliest "circle curses you" in human history. ...

On a sunny afternoon, the rooster and hen were lying on the haystack in the sun. Suddenly, the hen took a bite, and then pointed to the rooster's stomach and said shyly, "There seems to be fetal movement!" " The cock sneered, "Is that fetal movement?" That's your egg pain ... "

My son didn't knock at the door when he came to the bathroom. He accidentally saw my bloody tampon. My son looks scared. I smiled and said that my mother was fine. Don't be so nervous. In the middle of the night, I suddenly heard a conversation in the living room. When I climbed to the door, I heard my 5-year-old son nervously say to his father, "Dad, you should be good to your mother. I think her mother lost a lot of blood. Maybe not for a long time!

Smiling is healthier ~o(∩_∩)o ~