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The funniest rebellion incident in history, rushing into the palace for a meal, what happened?
This incident is a story from the Tang Dynasty. There is a fortune teller named Su Xuanming in the capital, who has a very good relationship with Zhang Shao, a working citizen. One day when the two of them were drinking, Su Xuanming said to Zhang Shao: Let me do the math for you. I reckon you'll be eating and chatting with me on the emperor's chair in the palace. Now, the emperor plays football outside every day and is rarely in the palace. He won't come back when the opportunity is too late.
Zhang Shao immediately called more than a hundred people and street gangsters, hid the swords and guns in the thatch, loaded them into the car, and headed for the palace. Before this bunch of fools arrived at the palace, they were discovered by the Jin Yiwei who were walking back and forth. A soldier stopped the car and asked. Zhang Shao was so frightened that he killed the Jin Yiwei with one knife. Then he asked his brothers to take up weapons and rush towards the palace. This rush actually rushed into the Sword Palace. At that time, Emperor Li Zhan was playing ball with a group of eunuchs in the palace. He was so frightened that he could not walk. He was carried by an eunuch to the Shence Army camp and hid.
This group of people entered the central hall of the palace. Zhang Shao stupidly sat on the emperor's seat and said that he wanted to invite Su Xuanming to eat together. He said happily: Brother, your calculation is so accurate. Then he continued eating. Su Xuanming exclaimed in shock: Do you just want to have a meal to be the emperor? It turned out that Su Xuanming encouraged Zhang Shao to achieve a great career, but Zhang Shao only thought that he wanted to come to the palace for dinner!
At this time, the palace troops arrived, and Zhang Shao, Su Xuanming and a group of followers were all hacked to death. This is the famous Su Xuanming and Zhang Shao rebellion.
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